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BELIEVE IT OR NOT CALLS 📈

BREAKING NEWS: FED DECISION NOT CUT RATE NEXT MONTH. CHECK IT OUT

THEY SAY YOU CAN PRAY THE GAY AWAY AND I JUST HEARD IT WORKS FOR V’s TOO

!! ATTENTION !! FOR THE NEXT 15 MINUTES EVERY COMMENT MUST CONTAIN THE WORD BRO IN IT

SOMEONE YESTERSAY SAID IT USED TO BE CALLED JUST THE STRAIGHT OF MOZ UNTIL MY MOM CROSSED IT AND I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT WHAT HE SAID

Medicines, food, water, house cleaners and disinfectant, shave blades, toiletries, extra fuel, power banks, upgrade any tech you want to now, cars if you're in the market for one, extra tyres, motor oil BUY IT ALL NOW

THEY DRANK IT UP

AI IS GAY. IT DOESN'T STOP BOMBS

THIS MARKET IS FAKE. EVERY TIME IT GOES UP ITS BECAUSE OF SOME STUPID SELF-SUCK ALGO

full ported puts this week. bought calls at 3:58. I WAITED ALL WEEK FOR THIS KIND OF NEWS AND IT DROPS WHEN I BUY CALLS

TRUMP TO REPLACE PETE HEGSETH WITH JAKE PAUL. SAYS “HE’S A FIGHTER AND CAN GET IT DONE”

I WAS GONNA TELL A STORY ABOUT MY FOOD ORDER TODAY BUT DECIDED AGAINST IT

IT WAS A RETORICLE THANK YOU

ITA NOT A PUG ITS A FRENCH BULLDOG DONT SAY IT AGAIN

THERE ARE RUMORS GOING AROUND THAT IM GOING TO HAVE A LOBOTOMY. THIS IS FALSE AND UNTRUE. I AM GOING TO HAVE A RADIOFREQUENCY ABLATION OF MY SACRAL SYMPATHETIC NERVES UNDER SEDATION (PROPOFOL THE GOOD STUFF) THIS HAS NITHING TO DO WITH A LOBOTOMY SO DONT DAY IT AGAIN DONT EVEN TRY ME THANKS

OFFICIAL CASHFLOW ANNOUNCEMENT I HAVE HEARTBURN AND IM NOT FEELING THE VIBES IN HERE TODAY SO LETS JUST CALL IT A DAY AND TALK ANOTHER TIME THIS HAS BEEN A CASHFLOW WITH HEARTBURN UPDATE

bears are bad yes, but if I have puts. THEN I DEFEND IT.

DO IT QQQ 608  DO IT

YOU PASTE THE URL INTO \[YOUR\_AI\] AND TELL IT TO SUMMARIZE WHY ARE YOU DINOSARS ACUALLY OPENING A BLOOMBERG LINK

I MADE A LOT OF MONEY WITH NBIS CALLS TODAY BUT AT 110 FUCK IT I BOUGHT PUTS BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHY.....NBIS. TOMMOROW THIS THING IS GOING BACK TO THE SEWERS.

Oh man I love selling options in this market. LOVE. IT.

HE SAID IT...THE BEGINNING OF BUILDING A NEW COUNTRY

MOVE GODDAMN IT

Britney Spears in trouble with the police A lil 2 week war for WMD in the sand box Gas prices shooting up Jobs in the toilet and college grads can’t get hired Housing market at all time highs Google at 300 WORST ONE TO REPEAT, THANKS I HATE IT

BERS CALLED IT!! hahaha loser bols

DUMPPP IT!!

SEND IT JENSEN

ATTENTION ALL I HAVE NOT RECEIVED A SINGLE MENTION OR TAG ALL MORNING. AS SUCH I AM OBVIOUSLY NOT IMPORTANT TO ANY OF YOU THEREFORE I AM ANNOUNCING THIS MORNING THAT I WILL NEVER POST HERE AGAIN GOOD LUCK FINDING ANOTHER GIRL BETTER THAN ME YOU CANT YOU BLEW IT. BYE THEN THIS HAS BEEN AN OFFICIALLY SANCTIONED AND APPROVED CASHFLOW FINAL UPDATE

Campbell's shitty soup bombed -5% on earnings this morning. Which is the same thing that is going to happen to all of the other shitty "value" stocks the whales plowed their fat fuck faces into over the last four months, because the consumer is boned. I want to know how the lawsuit with that IT guy is going. Did they settle yet?

$SPY STOP IT GET SOME HELP

MARKETS NEVER PRICED IN WORST CASE SCENARIO FOR OIL IN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ. MANY THOUGHT IT WAS TOO WILD OF AN IDEA THAT IRAN COULD ACTUALLY AND EFFECTIVELY SHUT DOWN GLOBAL COMMERCE. THAT REGION HAS BEEN AT WAR FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS. THINKING YOU CAN GO IN AND PUT A LAUGHABLE TIMELINE OF 3-4 WEEKS IS AS REGARDED AS ALL OF US HERE. OIL $300

SOME BANK IS ABOUT TO GO MASSIVELY UNDER FROM THEIR OIL SHORT WHO WILL IT BE???

BECAUSE THERE WILL ONE DAY BE A DAY WHERE IT DOESNT RECOVER AND EVERYDAY I FEEL LIKE ITS THAT DAY AND IM WRONG BUT I HAVE TO CONTINUE THIS ENDLESS CYCLE BECAUSE THATS JUST HOW IT IS

HEDGE FUNDS LOST BILLIONS ON OIL THEYRE ABOUT TO LIQUIDATE THIS IS IT BOYS

🚨ORCL BACK TO WHERE IT WAS…. A MONTH AGO🚨

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that's IT. no more mr. nice guy.

PUT HIM ON THE CRYPTO...IT WAS CHEAP..BUT HE AINT WANT TO LISTEN 🫳

I SIT TO PEE. THERE I SAID IT. I CAN SAY THAT BECAUSE IM CONFIDENT IN MY SEXUALITY AND WHO I AM AS A PERSON

# I MADE TWENTY ONE DOLLARS IN THE STOCK MARKET BY BUYING SPY WHEN IT WAS 676.98 AND SELLING WHEN IT WAS 677.29 :)))

OCEAN FRONT OR NOTHING I DONT THINK YOU GUYS GET IT

#GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 11 OF THE 2 DAY SPECIAL OPERATION Wall Street is rigged

IF WE'RE GOING TO HAVE WWlll , CAN WE JUST FUCKING GET IT OVER WITH ALREADY AND STOP THE SUFFERING WITH THE INFLATION.

Check out the ticker IT. They are consultants who c-suite types will pay huge amounts of money to show them how to use MS word and ChatGPT. I bought a couple shares today for shits and giggles, but I kinda wanna short it now.

Texas toast. I'm talkin bout bouillon baby GIVE. IT. TO. MEEEEEE

FLUSH IT

DO PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK IT WILL GET SO BAD THAT WE WILL REQUIRE MINE REMOVAL ROBOTS TO GET THROUGH HORMUZ BUT AT THE SAME TIME INSURERS WILL FREELY UNDERWRITE THESE PASSAGES AS LONG AS WE JUST REMOVE THE MINES???? WHY THE FUCK ARE THESE SHITCOS PUMPING

AND THEY CALL IT A MINE

PAMP IT ORCL

*"No! Stop! Hey! Stop laying tho... HEY! I MEAN IT! DONT DO IT! DONT! I SAID STOP!"* "OH NOW YOU'VE GONE AND DON... HEY DONT LAY THAT OTHER MINE!"