IT

STRAIT OF HORMUZ IS NOW THE MOST DANGEROUS AREA LAND OR SEA IN THE WORLD. IT WOULD TAKE MONTHS TO CLEAR THE AREA OF MINES TO MAKE IT SAFE FOR TRANSIT. THIS WAR HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN EXTENDED TILL YEAR END AT LEAST. YEAR 1 OIL $300

This time it's serious SELL IT ALL before Nikkei and Kospi dive

ALGOS REACTING TO THE FACT THERE IS A WAR WHEN IT IGNORED THE FACT THERE IS A WAR SHOWS YOU ALGOS ARE FKN BRAINLESS

How often do military strategists just put on US cable news while analysts and anchors say shit like "***WELL YOU SEE—***" (they're yelling because American news ppl always yell) "***IT WOULD REALLY SUCK IF THE ENEMY DID THIS BECAUSE THAT'S AMERICA'S REAL ACHILLES HEEL..."*** and then the military strategists are like "yo that's a great fuckin idea, Habibi go get the mine layers geared up!"

THEY ARE JUST PUMPING IT AGAIN FOR NO REASON ARE YOU FCKING KIDDING ME

I TAKE IT BACK WHOEVER BOUGHT MY PUTS FOR 2.70 YA MOMS A HOE

# TOLD U BOOLS NOW THAT I HAVE SOLD, IT WILL GO DOWN 🤓 🤡

BULLS SO FUCKING LOUD WHEN IT PUMPS AND NOW NOT A WORD.

PUMP IT BABY PUMP IT🟢🟢

TELL ME WHATS IT GOOD FOR?

GODDAMN IT ! We got baited by SPY during pre market

YA BUT ALL CAPS IS MY SCHTICK YOU CANT DO IT ITS PROPRIETARY

THE INFINITE UPVOTE GLITCH IS TAGGING ME. TRY IT

The war started off being "removing Iran's Nuclear threat" but within 7 days... oil got too high, they replaced Shah with his son... and T said "FUG IT my legacy aint gonna be like W Bush" lol?

Again, calls. BELIEVE IT OR NOT

IF I DONT MAKE IT OUT OF THE OPERATING ROOM FOR MY PROCEDURE WEDNESDAY CAN YOU GUYS PLEASE TAKE CARE OF REMY AS IF HE WAS YOUR OWN. HE LIKES TO BE HAND FED AND HE CANT SLEEP WITHOUT A FAN BECAUSE HE GETS HOT

USING ALL CAPS IS MY SCHTICK ANYONE CAUGHT USING IT WILL GET SUED JUST AN FYI DONT EVEN TRY IT

I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT WHEN I MADE A COMMENT ABOUT HAVING NAUSEA AND NOT FEELING WELL TODAY I DIDNT APPRECIATE THE COMMENTS SAYING IT WAS DUE TO HIV/AIDS. THESE ARE BASELESS ACCUSATIONS AND FRANKLY OF POOR TASTE. DO BETTER

I SAID IT BECAUSE I JUST DON'T KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT IT. LOL

***not over this week*** #PAMP IT.

Does decreasing drug prices from one quarter of one percent to 600% FAKE NEWS HATES IT sound like it's NOT true?!

BRO WHY DID IT fugging pump

IT WILL TAKEEE FOREVERRRRR FOR OIL TO COME BACK DOWN!!! OIL MAY NOT SEE SUB $90 THIS YEAR!!!! lol

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, BERS ARE FUKD

#I LOVE IT WHEN WERE PATRIOTIC

SEND IT

BUY IT, SELL IT

HERE IT COMES

P, and I can’t stress this next part enough, AMP IT

same thing that happened in 2020. BUY IT.

HIMS is the play for a rocket, there is 40% SI and and they are HIDING IT ON TOP MOVERS LIST ON ROBINHOOD

HERE IT COMES

nvo officially drops lawsuit against hims ? PUMP IT

BELIEVE IT OR NOT SPY 700 IN *NOT* HAPPENING TODAY

WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT

MAM WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT, YOU DID NOT HAVE TO REDEEM IT

# FWIW BOLS, # IM WAY BETTER AT SPENDING YOUR MONEY THAN YOU ARE # SO IT KINDA WORKS OUT # ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭

KYLE! THEY'VE TAKEN IT ALL! WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS! KYLE KYYYYLE!

USO WTFFFFF IT GOT HAULTED !!! WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS MARKET

CAN SOMEONE JUST DO IT ALREADY.

# I KNOW A LOT OF US WILL LOSE ALL OF OUR MONEY BUT IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF THE S&P DROPPED TO THE FLAT POINT SINCE HE TOOK OFFICE. **AND HE WILL TWEET IT BECAUSE OF OUR BELOVED BlDEN**

Yeah, I bought puts on Friday… 0DTEs. I LOST EVERYTHING, EVEN WHEN I WAS RIGHT GOD IT SUCKS TO SUCK

CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHY GOOGLE IS RUINING PEOPLES LIVES? IT WAS JUST AT 340 WHAT….THEEEEEE FUCK

SAY IT WITH ME F RUMP

SELL IT ALL!!!! OIL!!!! OIL!!!!! OIL!!!!!! SELL EVERYTHING!!!!!!

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHAFUCKIN SNAKES ON THIS MOTHAFUCKIN PLANE

What is the argument here? Stocks went down that one time so we can trash the economy? This is the equivalent of being in a car crash and getting lucky then deciding you are invincible wtf are you talking about. SAY IT WITH ME KID, PAST RESULTS ARE NOT A GUARANTEE OF FUTURE PERFORMANCE

IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU MEAN NAMES BERS PLEASE MAKE IT GO BACK UP

TIME TO CATCH IT IN CONTAINERS AND SELL IT

Job security? I work in IT, the end is near im going to work in a mine or something