IT

PUMP IT TO ATH TO SQUEEZE THEIR NUTS

AND JUST LIKE THAT BULLS RUGGED BRUTALY GET USED TO IT THIS IS BEAR TERRITORY NOW

SELL IT ALL

# LIKE TAKING CANDY FROM A BEARBY # IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S A -2% GAP UP OR A +2% GAP UP # YOU ALWAYS BUY CALLS

SPY HAS BEEN GLUED TO OPENING PRICE FOR THE PAST 2 FUCKING YEARS. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. IT ONLY MOVES OVERNIGHT

Turns out, meta calls were not IT

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED HOLY FUCK GOOGLE JUST SHAT UP EVERY GAIN IT MADE FROM EARNINGS REEEEEEEEEE

# IMAGINE NOT BUYING QQQ CALLS WHEN IT WAS ONLY UP +0.8%

650 PE RATIO!!! WARREN BUFFET WILL BE ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE WHEN HE DIES LOOKING AT PALANTIR 1000 PE RATIO AFTER IT MISSES AND GOES TO 300 LOL

Oh my gahhhh BACK AT IT AGAIN

# MSFT ON SUICIDE MISSION. IT IS OVER.

# AND THERE IT IS # V GANG RISE UP # DIP BUYERS FEASTING

GOD DAMN IT

Always app. My new company’s IT dept is pretty strict, last thing I need them seeing is how little work I do a day

PUMP IT RDDT

META stop all this foreplay and PUT IT IN

Everyone telling me to sell my 300 shares of GOOGL. I’M NOT DOING IT.

PUMP IT

RDDT SEND IT

PUMP IT RDDT

KNOWING THAT, IT COULD HAVE FIXED ALL OF MY MISTAKES; YET I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING AFTER THE BELL

CAN SOMEONE PUMP MSFT TOO PLEASE IT DID WELL ITS NOT A BAD COMPANY I PROMISE

DO NOT SELL RDDT AT MARKET OPEN, THEY ABSOLUTELY CRASHED IT. THIS BOY IS FLYING BACK TO 260 MARK MY WORDS

HOL' UP IS IT CLIMBING BACK UP? NO THE RED DILDO SLAPS TIM COOKED ACROSS THE FACE AGAIN

YOU DID IT MR BEZOS

RDDT : IT WAS ALL FAKE HAHA

THAT'S IT AMAZON .

MAKE IT STOPPPPPP

# CREAMER bullish on Meta. # DOMP IT.

META HITTING LOWS IT HASNT SEEN SINCE…oh like a few months ago. Jesus tech is bullshit right now lol.

IT WAS NOT A V IT WAS A W

GLD DOESNT HAVE THE ABILITY TO GO DOWN IT HAS INFINITE VALUE

You think I won't buy more NVO? Huh? HUH FUCKERS? I HAVE AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN

oh my god spy is back to prices not seen since 2PM yesterday! and 11am the day before!?!?!?! OMG IT IS OVER SELL EVERYTHING the bull market is done bc spy is down .29% after rallying 3% in a week!

NVIDIA CEO: IT IS ABSOLUTELY POSSIBLE FOR COMPANY TO BE LARGER THAN IT IS NOW

I HAVE 700K IN INTEL AND BARLEY SLEEP BECAUSE IT IS SO STRESSFUL BUT HOPE IT PAYS OFF !!!

https://preview.redd.it/u3w5l5g4d8yf1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88954741ae737af32cc7d7ef625e422d11ad3656 You are all marked WHAT DOES IT MEAN

HERE IT COMESSSSS

SPY 700 IS NOT AN OPTION IT WAS NEVER NOT AN OPTION THE HANDS OF THE UNIVERSE CARVED IT INTO THE FOUNDATION OF THIS EARTH ON MY DEATHBED I WILL SAY SPY 700 MY CHILDREN WILL UNPLUG ME TO BUY CALLS

# WHICH COMPANY WILL BE THE MOST VALUABLE IN 2026? AND WHY IS IT APPLE?

IT MUST BE SO DEPRESSING TO BE A PESSIMISTIC GAY BEAR.

IT GOES TO THE ECONOMY 🫴

AMZN’s aws shuts down causing global shutdowns for days —> POMP IT MSFT’s azure shuts down causing one airline to temp shut down —> DUMP IT LMAO 🤌

Can I watch IT?

WE CALL IT GOONGLE CAUSE ALL MY BOLS GOONING RN!!!!

HERE WE GO, FINAL 15 MIN - WILL IT DIP OR RIP?

POWELL: THERE WAS A CLEAR BUBBLE BACK THEN, COMPANIES NOW HAVE EARNINGS, IT"S REALLY A DIFFERENT TIME 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

#HE SAID AI #FULL SEND IT

IS IT OVER?

>POWELL: DECEMBER CUT IS NOT FOR SURE, FAR FROM IT Market did not like that lmao