IT

MY FRIENDS LAUGHED AT ME WHEN I BOUGHT THIS PERPETUAL MOTION MACHINE THAT CUTS MY ENERGY BILL IN HALF AND DOES MY TAXES FOR ME. THE GOVERNMENT DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT IT

IT HAS RECENTLY COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT NK GIRLS FIND BALD STOCKY MEN ATTRACTIVE. SHE SAID ITS BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T TRADITIONALLY BE ABLE TO LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO BECOME BALD, OR BE RICH ENOUGH TO BECOME FAT, SO THOSE TRAITS ARE ATTRACTIVE TO WOMEN THERE. I NEED TO BECOME AN NK CITIZEN ASAP.

THE MOON BROTHER. IT IS IN REACH.

I mean the 'literally nobody likes them' is why I bought google at $150. I don't think enterprise stops paying IT bills. I'm a believer in the IT-ification of all companies

THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

As a bull, ***corruption is only bad if*** I am not involved. If I am part of that ***corruption***, **I DEFEND IT**

OMG GUYS ACCORDING TO THE LATEST SPY TRADES IT IS CLEAR THAT # Bers r fuk

I’m sick of Nvdia SICK OF IT !

WSB in the AM: "just buy the dip"... WSB in the PM: "IT KEEPS DIPPIN', AND I'M OUTTA FUNDS!!!"

DAMP IT!!!

ONDS KEEP IT PUSHING

THE V IS COMING I SWEAR I READ IT IN MY BIBLE

By 2028-2030, we are going to bring all manufacturing back from China to US and IT jobs from India to US and give it to Robots and AI working for cheap for large corporations

me: buys calls market: he bought? DUMP IT, no actually nvm CRASH IT 10% in 1week on a stock that has 25% IV for 60dte

#WHAT THE FUCK GAY ASS $SPY DRAGGING META DOWN WITH IT

PAMP IT

Condom ICE CREAM hitting the public markets today! This one feels primed for meme activity. DO IT fuckas....WE NEED THE LOLS!

CHECK IT

JUST IN: SANTA SLEIGH SHOT DOWN BY US FORCE SHORTLY AFTER BEING DENIED ENTRY TO THE U.S. 🥭 ADMINISTRATION STATED IT FLEW FROM VENEZUELA AND IT IS BELIEVED TO HAVE BEEN SMUGGLING FENTANYL TO AMERICAN KIDS

By 2028-2030, we are going to bring all manufacturing back from China to US and IT jobs from India to US and give it to Robots and AI working for cheap for large corporations

OPEN THE AFTER HOURS TRADING NOW SO I CAN SELL NETFLIX BEFORE IT GOES DOWN PLEASE

Overcooked salmon tastes like cheap fish, that's why I always tell my friends I LIKE IT RAW!!!

FUCK IT CALLS AT OPEN INVERSE MICHAEL BURRY

GET READY 2 DUMP IT

YOU’LL BE MARRIED IN A YEAR IN THE SUBURBS, WITH A KID ON THE WAY IN 3, CONVINCING YOURSELF YOUR LIVING THE AMERICAN DREAM, AND I’LL BE DANCING OUT IN CALIFORNIA THE GUY WHO GOT 🌽 ALLLL WRONG, CONVINCING MYSELF THAT ONE DAY I’LL DUMP IT ALL GONE

STAYC GIRL IT GOING DOWN

The other cast of Wicked better not touch my Peter Dinklage 👊😠 I MEAN IT! KEEP YOUR BONEY FINGERS AWAY FROM HIM! 🦴

$META will be $800 EOY I SWEAR ON IT

I only trade stocks, its going a little to well. Thinking of gambling with options. Whats the fastest way to make a shitton of money or loose IT all?

FFS I HATE THIS MARKET IT MAKES ME WANT TO EAT MY OWN SHIT!

ITS MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW

Need Jerome to go up the the podium next week, plop his dick on it and say "FUCK IT WE BALL. RATES TO 0. BUY BUY BUY"

CBOE IT: " Yeah just swap the floppy drive out with the new one. Mhmm, now open up the install wizard and save the zip called THETA\_TRASH\_MARKET.exe. Yup, hit run."

DATA LOOKS GOOD PUMP IT.

GOOD CREDIT SHE GONNA LET IT SLIDE THRUUU

DAMP IT. ENGAGE DA DRILLS.

here is your daily noon PUMP IT UP session, enjoy

I AM STILL GOOGLING SO HARD AND YOU CANT STOP IT (watch it now crashing)

alright. DAMP IT

$RGTI IS A PIECE OF SHIT - SHORT IT

GIVE IT UP, BERS. LET MY SOY CROSS 690

Looking back at the 2008 recession, that was chump change. What a run it has been, lost a lot, but gained a lot. That run made the last 15 years was amazing. Bought a house, at the bottom, got a good job that became a career, bank account that went from almost nothing to a wee bit closer to the moon. IT WAS VERY GOOD!!! Only for my Wife to file for a Divorce and take almost everything. What a Freaking Life!!!

Looking back at the 2008 recession, that was chump change. What a run it has been, lost a lot, but gained a lot. That run made the last 15 years was amazing. Bought a house, at the bottom, got a good job that became a career, bank account that went from almost nothing to a wee bit closer to the moon. IT WAS VERY GOOD!!! Only for my Wife to file for a Divorce and take almost everything. What a Fukn Life!!!

Bears think the market is overinflated. A story as old as time. GUESS WHAT DUMB FUCKS IT KEEPS GOING UP FUCK YOU HAHAHAHAHAHA

**WE DID IT! ATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BER FUK BER FUK LMFAOOOO**

I LOVE THIS MARKET. IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.

NFLX DIP BEING GOBBLED UP AND MY CALLS LOVE IT

PSA: coins are DUMPING HARD RIGHT NOW IT"S NOOOOOT GOOD AT ALL

IT IS OVER ! 🔻❤️🔻

The data is bad. He says, “DONT RELEASE IT!!!” And now they are arguing about who is in legal jeopardy if they just lie about this stuff. And he is telling them not to worry because he will just pardon.