IT

One of clients said they got 400k this year. FUCK YOU WHEN IS IT MY TURN 😢

MIDDLE EAST OIL TANKERS NOT RISKING ESCORT GUARANTEE. NOTHING ON PAPER. THEY WILL GET A MCD CHICKEN SANDWICH AND A DIET COKE FOR EACH TANKER LOST. NOT WORTH IT. STRAIT IS CLOSED... INDEFINITELY. OIL $150

IF NECESSARY. DEFINE NECESSARY. AINT SHIIT MOVING THRU THE STRAIT AS IT IS. LOL. OIL $150

WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT

WEN BER WOKE UP HE WAS HAPPY TO BUY PUTS AT -2% NOW HE JUST HOPES IT GOES BACK TO HIS ENTRY 🚀🚀🚀 **LMAO**

JUST NOW: MONGO CONSIDERING SPAIN EMBARGO. SHITTED ON UK. "IF OIL PRICES GO HIGHER FOR A LITTLE WHILE SO BE IT." OIL $150

This is wild. I LOVE IT.

Get it through you thick skull, IT ONLY GOES UP

SOLD MSFT RIGHT BEFORE IT V’d I BELONG HERE ⛳️

PAMP IT!!!!

OUR FATHER BURRY, WHO RESIDEST IN VALUE TRAPS, REVERED BE THY TWEETS OF WOE. THY BEAR RAID COME, THY SHORTS BE COVERED, IN VOLATILITY AS IT IS IN RECESSION. BESTOW UPON US TODAY OUR DAILY RED ARROWS, AND ABSOLVE US OF OUR FOMO PURCHASES, AS WE ABSOLVE THE PUMPERS WHO DECEIVE US. TEMPT US NOT WITH GREEN DAYS, BUT RESCUE US FROM THE BUBBLE. FOR THINE IS THE INSIGHT, THE IRONY, AND THE I-TOLD-YOU-SO, ETERNALLY. AMEN.

SELL IT ALL!!!!!!! AI WILL NO LONGER EXIST BECAUSE OF IRAN!!!!!!!

TURN IT OFF!

POST IT MODS 

ALL IT TAKES IS ONE OIL PIPELINE ATTACK. OIL $150.

IS IT FINALLY TIME BEAR BROS????

ONE ~~LIE~~ TRUTH AWAY BEFORE IT DUMPS TO HELL

YOU CALL THIS A DIP? COME ON DADDY I CAN TAKE IT 🍆 💦 🩸

Your fresh breath goes on and on WHILE YOU CHEW IT

OPEN THE CASINO ALREADY # NO ACTUALLY KEEP IT CLOSED FUCKING LOL

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, CALLS

IT IS OK TO BE RED

IT IS NOT THE SAME

FUCK IT ALL IN TSLA CALLS AT OPEN 7DTE LETS GO

WE'RE WINNING TOO MUCH I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

LEG DOWN WITH A TEAR DROPPING FROM IT

OUR LORD BURRY, WHO DWELLEST IN WATER STOCKS, SACRED BE THY DOOMSDAY TWEETS. THY RECESSION COME, THY WARNINGS BE HEEDED, ON SPY AS IT IS ON NASDAQ. GRANT US THIS DAY OUR VOLATILITY SPIKES, AND PARDON OUR GREED, AS WE PARDON THE BULLS WHO MOCK US. TEMPT US NOT WITH RALLIES, BUT SAVE US FROM THE FED. FOR THINE IS THE CRASH, THE CHAOS, AND THE CAPITAL, ETERNALLY. AMEN.

OUR MICHAEL IN SCION, HALLOWED BE THY PREDICTIONS. THY DOWNTURN COME, THY POSITIONS BE SHORTED, IN MARKETS AS IT IS IN SUBPRIME. GIVE US TODAY OUR DAILY RED CANDLES, AND FORGIVE US OUR LONG HOLDS, AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO PUMP MEME STOCKS. LEAD US NOT INTO ATHS, BUT DELIVER US FROM INFLATION. FOR THINE IS THE BEAR, THE GLOOM, AND THE GLORY, FOREVER. AMEN.

OUR BURRY, WHO ART IN VALUE INVESTING, HALLOWED BE THY SHORTS. THY CRASH COME, THY BEAR MARKET BE DONE, ON WALL STREET AS IT IS IN BIG SHORT. GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY PUT OPTIONS, AND FORGIVE US OUR BULLISHNESS, AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO BULL AGAINST US. AND LEAD US NOT INTO BUBBLES, BUT DELIVER US FROM FOMO. FOR THINE IS THE HEDGE, THE POWER, AND THE PROFIT, FOR EVER AND EVER. AMEN.

#”HELLO? THANKS FOR CALLING ITS SO JOEVER DEPARTMENT. HOW CAN I MAKE IT MORE JOEVER FOR YOU TODAY? 💀

LET IT BE FOREVER KNOWN ACROSS THE LAND, THAT MONSIGNEUR REMY IS A FRENCH BULLDOG....THAT IS THE UPDATE!

They beat and have terrific guiddance? DUMP IT They bombing the middle east, Europe , America and Israel? PUMMMMP IT

GUYS! I DECRYPTED IT. I HAVE THE LOGIC. Okay. Say you decapitate a Oil rich country and force them into submission afterwards - but turns out their Oil is thick as Wax and currently at this oilprice (who could have seen that before...) just NOT profitable. Damnit. What the fuck could we possible do about it? Isnt there somewhere a Strait where like 25% of oil in the world is flowing and where we can kind of make some military action and then.. prices rice?

HERE IT COMES MOTHERFUCKERS

Strait of Hormuz closed? PUMP IT.

but but but but it was black monday an red drilling.... HAHAHAHAH FUCK IT you morons

HE BOUGHT? DUMP IT

PUMP IT UP

PAHMP IT HARDER DADDY

PUMP IT

**PUMP IT**

\`More U.S. forces being deployed, expect casualties, Gen. Caine says\` STILL BULLISH FOR THIS MARKET !!! UP IT GOES lolol

My port is CRUSHING IT!!!

HOPE IT’S FLAT ALL WEEK JUST LIKE IT HAS BEEN FOR THE PAST 7

SEND IT!

FROM MY EXPERT CALCULATIONS IT SEEMS THAT WE ARE ALL FAKT.

ARE WE FINALLY GOING TO SEE -3% DAY ON QS , IT WAS ABOUT TIME TBH

CALLS IT IS! CALLS IT IS lmao burn in fucking hell bulls

0 DTES ARE NOT A WINNING PLAY. ALL OF THE ACTION IS IN PRE MARKET. DON’T DO IT!!!!!!

# HEGSETH: "IF REGIME CHANGE HAPPENS, IT WAS OUR GOAL. IF IT DOESN'T HAPPEN, IT WASN'T OUR GOAL"