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hope you're excited for CALLS IT IS! BELIEVE IT OR NOT CALLS! all fucking day
hope you're excited for CALLS IT IS! BELIEVE IT OR NOT CALLS! all fucking day
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR DOESNT LIKE MY SHIT...
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR DOESNT LIKE MY SHITPOSTING. THEREFORE I WILL NEVER POST HERE AGAIN BYE FOREVER
#**BUT I READ HERE THAT IT WAS PRICED IN** đ
#**BUT I READ HERE THAT IT WAS PRICED IN** đ
#FUCK IT MANGO MAN LIBERATE CANADA AND EUROPE
#FUCK IT MANGO MAN LIBERATE CANADA AND EUROPE
Let me speak for all oil call holders when I say THATS IT?!?
Let me speak for all oil call holders when I say THATS IT?!?
# I AM 100% STRAIGHT MALE. BUT MY BOYFRIEND JUST SAID HE IS GAY.. LIKE WHAT IS IT?? I DON;T UNDERSTA...
# I AM 100% STRAIGHT MALE. BUT MY BOYFRIEND JUST SAID HE IS GAY.. LIKE WHAT IS IT?? I DON;T UNDERSTAND??
WHAT A WEEKEND FOR THIS BER TO PLAY IT SAFE AND NOT HAVE PUTS REEEEEEE
WHAT A WEEKEND FOR THIS BER TO PLAY IT SAFE AND NOT HAVE PUTS REEEEEEE
BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO EVERYONE FROM SATURDAY SAYING IT WAS GONNA BE GREEN?? đĢ¨ Where the bulls at? LMF...
BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO EVERYONE FROM SATURDAY SAYING IT WAS GONNA BE GREEN?? đĢ¨ Where the bulls at? LMFAO đ¤Ą
***YELL IT***
TAKE IT BACK
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT GUYS IT IS WITH HEAVY HEART THAT I MUST ANNOUNCE THAT DUE TO CURRENT WORL...
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT GUYS IT IS WITH HEAVY HEART THAT I MUST ANNOUNCE THAT DUE TO CURRENT WORLD CURRENT EVENTS I CAN NO LONGER SHITPOST FRIVILOUSLY. WE ARE IN A TIMEOF WAR AND WE MUST SHOW STRENGTH AND POWER NOT MEMES AND JOKES. TAKE CARE AND MAY GOD BLESS YOU ALL ALSO I WOULD LIKE TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT YOU STILL CANT USE MY CATCHPHRASES OR GIVE CASHFLOW UPDATES ONLY IM ALLOWED
WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT?!
CASHFLOW > u/OSRSkarma. A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT
CASHFLOW > u/OSRSkarma. A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT
>IRGC SAYS IT WILL SOON LAUNCH ITS MOST INTENSE MILITARY ATTACK EVER TARGETING ISRAEL AND U.S. BASES...
>IRGC SAYS IT WILL SOON LAUNCH ITS MOST INTENSE MILITARY ATTACK EVER TARGETING ISRAEL AND U.S. BASES im launching an intense attack targeting the toilet
I ASKED IF I SHOULD WATCH A MOVIE AND u/smart_doge SAID YES SO IM WATCHING IT. 40 MINUTES IN AND IT ...
I ASKED IF I SHOULD WATCH A MOVIE AND u/smart_doge SAID YES SO IM WATCHING IT. 40 MINUTES IN AND IT SUCKS AND HE JUST TOLD ME HE NEVER EVEN SAW IT SO THIS IS AN OFFICIAL NOTICE THAT FUCK THAT GUY HES DEAD TO ME
OPEN THE CASINO, I NEED TO BUY THE DIP BEFORE THE HFT ALGO BUYS IT SPY 700 eow
OPEN THE CASINO, I NEED TO BUY THE DIP BEFORE THE HFT ALGO BUYS IT SPY 700 eow
THEY REALLY CALLED IT OPERATION EP***** FURY ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
THEY REALLY CALLED IT OPERATION EP***** FURY ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
SIT ON IT đĢ
\*TRUMP ON OIL: CAN HAVE IT UP OR DOWN LIKE A YO YO
\*TRUMP ON OIL: CAN HAVE IT UP OR DOWN LIKE A YO YO
đĨ: Make it say I should attack. Dario: No. đĨ: DO IT! Dario: No. đĨ: Fine. Sam, letâs try yours A...
đĨ: Make it say I should attack. Dario: No. đĨ: DO IT! Dario: No. đĨ: Fine. Sam, letâs try yours Altman: Say no more, itâll agree with anything.
AND SO IT BEGINS....
#HEARD IT HERE FIRST âī¸
#HEARD IT HERE FIRST âī¸
ITS OUT AS FAR AS IT GOES
ITS OUT AS FAR AS IT GOES
$NBIS will be a hyperscaler by 2030 AND YOU'RE FUCKING LAUGHING WHILE IT DOES -1000000% IN A DAY?!
$NBIS will be a hyperscaler by 2030 AND YOU'RE FUCKING LAUGHING WHILE IT DOES -1000000% IN A DAY?!
$IT (Gartner) DD: The Company That Sells AI Hype Cycles Is Getting Killed By AI
TLDR: Gartner charges companies $100K/year for research reports that ChatGPT and Anthropic now does for $20/month. Stock down 72% from peak. **Insiders sold 51 times, bought zero.** Their own founder called the Magic Quadrant "overused, misused, and abused." The ticker is literally $IT and IT is cooked. The Numbers That Matter Peak: \~$552 (Nov 2024). Now: \~$153. That's **-72%**. Dropped 31% in a single morning on Feb 3 when they reported Q4 earnings the same day Anthropic's Claude plugins triggered a $285B software selloff. Q4 revenue grew just 2.2% while EPS cratered 27.8%. 2026 guidance came in *below* 2025 actuals â analysts expected $6.7B, they guided $6.455B. The key metric â contract value growth â decelerated from 17% three years ago to **0.8%**. Short interest: 9.43% of float, 5.16 days to cover, climbing. CFO sold $3.48M in shares at the literal all-time high. 51 insider sells. Zero buys. Why The Business Model Is Dead Gartner sells human-written research â Magic Quadrants, Hype Cycles, analyst calls â at $30K-$100K per seat per year. LLMs now generate comparable market analysis using public data for a fraction of the cost. Gartner's own employees say clients are leaving in droves, replacing subscriptions with AI, and that staff are trained to argue against LLMs instead of adapting the business model. In 2023, "ChatGPT" surpassed "Magic Quadrant" as the top search term *on Gartner's own website*. Their response? An AI tool called "AskGartner" â they're literally building the robot that replaces their own analysts. Forrester, the smaller peer, is already a $105M market cap melting ice cube doing $400M in revenue â that's 0.25x sales. That's Gartner's future. The Irony Is Chef's Kiss Gartner publishes the *Hype Cycle for AI*. They predicted 30% of GenAI projects would be abandoned by end of 2025 â meanwhile their own clients abandoned *them*. They did a complete 180 on whether AI would destroy or create jobs. They predicted Windows Phone would crush iOS by 2015. They predicted 3D printing would cause $100B in IP theft by 2018 (actual: \~$0). Vendors have sued them for running a pay-to-play racket with the Magic Quadrant. Their own founder called the MQ a mess. CEO made $18.35M in 2024 while the stock lost half its value. They spent *$2B on buybacks in 2025* at $300-$500/share. It's now $153. Law firms are now investigating them for securities fraud. Position or Ban The company that tells everyone else where they sit on the Hype Cycle just found out where *it* sits: Trough of Disillusionment, heading for Plateau of Irrelevance. Puts are probably expensive after two 20%+ single-day crashes, so check IV before you ape in. But the trend is your friend and the business model is a $100K/year subscription to something a $20/month chatbot does better. This isn't a trade, it's a funeral. Naked short of 70 shares (equals to still USD 10,953.95, 70% of what I own). I run this till share price hits 70 bucks. *đđđ (rockets pointed down) â not financial advice, I eat crayons*
HAHAHAHAHA, IT VEEEEED, IT ACTUALLY FUCKING DID IT, HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA, IT VEEEEED, IT ACTUALLY FUCKING DID IT, HAHAHAHAHA
HES STILL HOLDING CALLS PIN IT \- MM
HES STILL HOLDING CALLS PIN IT \- MM
IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THINGS HAVE COME TO MY ATTENTION
IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THINGS HAVE COME TO MY ATTENTION
WHY THE FUCK IS NVIDIA NOT GOING UP IS IT DUMB?
WHY THE FUCK IS NVIDIA NOT GOING UP IS IT DUMB?
# LET'S FUCKING GOOOO # DUMP IT # FLUSH THIS TURD IT STINKS
# LET'S FUCKING GOOOO # DUMP IT # FLUSH THIS TURD IT STINKS
#LUBE IT UP BERS
PAMP IT đĢ´đ
PAMP IT đĢ´đ
FUCK THIS GAY ASS MARKET IT JUST ENDLESS PUMPS
FUCK THIS GAY ASS MARKET IT JUST ENDLESS PUMPS
OPEN IT
War with Iran would be great for my portfolio. COME ON BIBI JUST DO IT !
War with Iran would be great for my portfolio. COME ON BIBI JUST DO IT !
IT IS THE BEAR ROCKET LAUNCHER! TAKE ACTION REGARDING THAT INDIVIDUAL!
IT IS THE BEAR ROCKET LAUNCHER! TAKE ACTION REGARDING THAT INDIVIDUAL!
TAKE IT BACK
I DONT LIKE IT đĄ
IT IS CONSIDERED POLITE
IT IS CONSIDERED POLITE
He bought puts plus VIX crush Fridays PUMP IT!!
He bought puts plus VIX crush Fridays PUMP IT!!
Why msft is down I think If many enterprises: Slow hiring Freeze headcount Cut workers Then ove...
Why msft is down I think If many enterprises: Slow hiring Freeze headcount Cut workers Then over time: Microsoft 365 seat growth slows Copilot seat expansion slows Enterprise IT budgets tighten
JUST GOT MY FIRST PAYCHECK. LOOKING TO ~~TRIPLE~~ ~~QUADRUPLE~~ LOSE IT IT TOMORROW. WHAT'S THE PLAY...
JUST GOT MY FIRST PAYCHECK. LOOKING TO ~~TRIPLE~~ ~~QUADRUPLE~~ LOSE IT IT TOMORROW. WHAT'S THE PLAY?
TAKE IT BACK
Theta on options is stupid and made up, just LEAVE IT ALONE. # Leave it alone, options writers!!!
Theta on options is stupid and made up, just LEAVE IT ALONE. # Leave it alone, options writers!!!
NEWS FLASH NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT VWAP OR ASCENDING WEDGE TRIANGLE CHANNELS OR WHATEVER THE FUCK ...
NEWS FLASH NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT VWAP OR ASCENDING WEDGE TRIANGLE CHANNELS OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS YOU THINK YOU DO YOURE JUST A GOOFY
SELL IT ALL
IF YOU LIKE SPY AT 680 YOU WILL LOVE IT AT 0
IF YOU LIKE SPY AT 680 YOU WILL LOVE IT AT 0
HE BROUGHT THE V DUMP IT
EVERYTHING IM FINDING TODAY ON GOOGLE IS BULLISH OR GOOD WHATS MAKING IT CRATER RANDOMLY LIKE THIS ...
EVERYTHING IM FINDING TODAY ON GOOGLE IS BULLISH OR GOOD WHATS MAKING IT CRATER RANDOMLY LIKE THIS EVERY OTHER FUCKING DAY?
HAHA I TOLD YA IT TANKED
HAHA I TOLD YA IT TANKED