IT

HOLY DUMP IT"S HAPPENING

# AND THERE IT IS, BIG DUMP DOWN

DUMP IT

# AND THERE IT IS, THE DUMP BACK DOWN

# AND THERE IT IS # THE GOD CANDLE

I'm here once again to kindly ask you that you PAMP IT

MICRON SEND IT 1500 🚀🚀🚀

# SURGING INTO THE OPEN # CALLS IT IS

FORGOTTEN 100 BILLION REFINED OIL BARRELS RESERVE FOUND IN CUSHING BASEMENT BOLS PUZZLED: IT WAS PRICED IN

Yall so bearish… BALLS IT IS

Iran is officially a Failed Nation. IT IS DEAD! They have no Navy, they have no Air Force, they have no currency, they are not paying their soldiers or police, Inflation is at 300%, and their leadership is in total disarray and incapable of properly representing the country. The only thing they have is FAKE NEWS from the USA, a willingness to kill their protesters (now over 100,000 people dead. They must be tried for war crimes against humanity!), and a good line of “BULLSHIT.” Thank you for your attention to this matter! President 🍊 \*TRUMP: THE US WILL RESPOND TO IRAN ATTACK ON US FORCES - FOX

# Bers: PWEASE INVADE AND NUKE A WHOLE COUNTRY SO MY TINY PUTS CAN PRINT PRETTY PWEASE # BULLS: PAMP IT

# WE GOING GREEN # HERE IT COMES

EVERYONE SAY IT WITH ME: BAGHOLDER BAGHOLDER BAGHOLDER

>TRUMP: I HAVE THE GREATEST PLAN OF ALL, WON'T REVEAL WHAT IT IS >TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY >TRUMP: FRANKLY, GAS PRICE HASN'T GONE UP AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT >TRUMP: WE WILL GROW OUR WAY OUT OF DEBT >TRUMP: I LOVE THE INFLATION >TRUMP: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!!

SCOTTY DOESNT KNOW THAT INFLATION AND ME DO IT UP MY BUM EVERY SUNDAY

# CRUDE DUMPING BONDS PUMPING # $772 OPEN AND YOU KNOW IT

# THEYRE BUYING IT BACK

THIS MEANS WAR! IT COULD ONLY BE RUSSIA AND GYNA, OUR TWO CURRENT MADE UP MORTAL ENEMIES!

KNEW IT

Some compliance lawyer at Google was like RENAME IT NOW OR THEY’LL COME FOR US

IT MEANS CALLS

THEY THOUGHT IT WAS A ***DROUGHT 🫴***

YOU GUYS ARE THINKING TOO MUCH. I TOLD YOU GUYS. JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES, AND BUY CALLS OR PUTS. THATS IT. DONT THINK CUZ NOTHING MATTERS

>TRUMP: PROBABLY TALK ABOUT CUTTING RATES WITH WARSH >TRUMP SAID OF WARSH “HE THINKS YOU HAVE TO LOWER INTEREST RATES” >TRUMP SAYS HE THINKS WARSH UNDERSTANDS HE WANTS LOWER RATES, >WOULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN JOB HAD HE SAID HE WANTED TO RAISE RATES >TRUMP: WARSH WILL CUT RATES WITHOUT WHITE HOUSE PRESSURE >TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY >TRUMP: FRANKLY, GAS PRICE HASN'T GONE UP AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT >TRUMP: I HAVE THE GREATEST PLAN OF ALL, WON'T REVEAL WHAT IT IS >TRUMP: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!! >BESSENT: RATES PEAKED THE DAY BEFORE WARSH WAS SWORN IN >WARSH: MY PREFERRED INFLATION MEASURE IS PCE TRIMMED MEAN >TRUMP: “I LOVE THE INFLATION” >WARSH SAID HE WOULD STAY QUIET IF TRUMP ATTEMPTED TO INFLUENCE POLICY. >WARSH: ONE-TIME CHANGE IN PRICES ISN'T NECESSARILY INFLATIONARY >WARSH: DON'T THINK QE IS INHERENTLY INFLATIONARY >TRUMP: (TO WARSH AT CONFIRMATION) FIRST WE'RE GOING TO TAKE CARE OF SOME DEBT >TRUMP: WILL LEAVE RATE CUT TO WARSH DURING OCTOBER MEETING ✅️

The GOOD news is that the dumbass ugly demented presssec is finally leaving and any alternative will be better, but the BAD news is that I don’t think I’ll ever be able to unsee the trauma IT has given me

**ALL IT TAKES IS A GOOD PEN AND SOME INTELLIGENCE 💀**

THIS IS IT!!!!

DUMP IT

DUMP IT

Everyone sold their calls and bought puts PUMP IT

Friday = PUTS IT IS KNOWN.

DONT CALL IT FORWARD GUIDANCE!

I bought 230 calls bc SURELY IT WOULD TREND WITH THE MARKET. Got F'd in the A

# I SCREAMED OVER AN HOUR AGO FOR SPY 775 CALLS WHEN IT WAS AT $775 IN BOLD SO PEOPLE CAN MAKE MONEY

IREN WAS MY MOST REGARDED BUY YESTERDAY, BUT IT WAS A LIMITED LOTTO PLAY!! TYFYATTM!!

# IT QUITE LITERALLY DOES NOT GET ANY EASIAR THAN THIS

SPY ATH TODAY THATS THE NARRATIVE, PLAY IT

SO THE NEWS FROM CHEF WARSH IS CLEAR. HE WANTS 🥭 TO TACO TO CRASH OIL AND KEEP INFLATION UNDER CONTROL. IF IT DOESNT HAPPEN “FAST ENOUGH”, CHEF WARSH SAYS “WE HAVE WORK TO DO”.

THIS GUY STINKS, DUMP IT

HOLY SHIT JUST DUMP SPY GET IT OVER WITH

OFC I SELL MY PUTS AT A FUCKING LOSS AND IT GOES DOWN

NO DUMP IT

BUT PLEASE DONT CALL IT FORWARD GUIDANCE!!! ANYWAYS LET'S TALK ABOUT FORWARD GUIDANCE!!!

IS THIS YOUR DAY APP, HAS IT FINALLY COME? DONT DISAPPOINT ME.

DO IT NOW WARSH Obliterate the calls!

775 LET'S GET IT

# I DON'T BUT SPX IS ~40% TECH SO IT'S GOING TO MOVE WITH QQPOO # SPX ALL OF THE UPSIDE NONE OF THE DOWNSIDE BECAUSE IT HAS OTHER SECTORS TO PUMP IT

Warsh today will bring markets to new ATH mark IT

# THE POLICY IS SUFFICIENTLY RESTRICTIVE, WE JUST NEED TO GIVE IT TIME TO WORK. # THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.