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BARRON T DID IT FIRST RETARDED FUK

# PLEASE STOP CALLING IT SLOP

YEAH MARA KEEP IT UP!!! I DONT KNOW HOW YOURE DOING IT BUT KEEP DOING IT

You can't have a job at Wendy's and be a trader at the same time nowadays! You move your eyes for one second and you lose 10k. PINCH MY ASS DAMN IT

They bought calls? DUMP IT

WEEKEND FUD JUST TO GET ASS BLASTED AT OPEN. ID FEEL BAD FOR THEM IF IT WASNT SO PREDICTABLE.

Sonics pickle juice could have been better but it wasnt watery enough. Tasted like pickles but felt like juice. Also PAMP IT

GET READY MOTHERFUCKERS HEEEERE IT COOOMES 3...2....1.... AAAAARGH.

DADDY LIKES IT ROUGH! PUMP HARDER!

WAR HUH YEAH, WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? PUMPING X O M CALLS

PAMP IT!

BREAKING NEWS: AS IT TURNS OUT, NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

FUCK IT! 0DTE CALLS AT MARKET OPEN! YO FUCKING LO. NO WAY WE CRASHING. SEE YOU ALL IN VALHALLA

STAYC GIRL IT GOING DOWNNNN

FOMO NOW THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO GET CORN AT 60K BEFORE IT SKYROCKETS TO 50K

Those motions are all like “LET IT DROP MORE SO I CAN STACK MORE SATS!!” lol

MR.🥭. I’M FUCKING TIRED OF “WINNING”. PLEASE MAKE IT FUCKING STOP. I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE

SELL IT ALL. No way he tacos this time.... That's what the 🌈 bears keep telling each other

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THERE HAVE BEEN REPORTS OF MY DEATH. THESE REPORTS ARE UNEQUIVOCALLY FALSE. I AM ALIVE AND WELL THIS HAS BEEN AN OFFICIAL CASHFLOW UPDATE

GUESS WHAT MOTHER FUCKERS?!?! IM NOT GOING TO LOOK AT MY PORTFOLIO THIS WHOLE WEEK SO IF THE MARKET TANKS IT DOESNT FUCKING MATTER BECAUSE I WONT EVEN KNOW ABOUT IT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET REKTED BITCHESSSSS

HERE IT CUMS 💦 DA FUTES

HOW! DOES IT FEEL?

CANT WAIT FOR THEM FUTES OPEN IT FFS ALREADY

#**MOST OF YOU HAVE A $30 PORTFOLIO, AND IT SHOWS** 🫵🏼🤡

#EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY I AM IMPOSING A 15% UPVOTE TARIFF ON THE RADICAL 🌈 MODS OF WSB. THEY’RE DESTROYING OUR SUBREDDIT AND WE CAN’T LET IT CONTINUE. ALL OTHER POSTS AGAINST 🌈 MODS REMAIN IN FULL EFFECT.

#MAKE IT 20% MANGO MAN

Supreme Court: Sir, tariffs are illegal. 🥭: MAKE IT 15%

He can’t STAND IT that Supreme Court justices that he put in there voted against him. I wouldn’t doubt it if he tries to bring them down.

**YOU JUST HAD TO JINX IT DIDNT YOU?!**

#WARNING. THE BELOW IS MY MOST HATED THOUGHT. IT IS AN INSTA BAN FROM MOST SUBS AND FORUMS. **read at your own risk** > When i see someone who owns a dog 🦮 i see this as a sign of severe mental weakness. Ive seen bros peak in highschool and hyvee for years. But its only during emotional turbulance and deafitism sets in - thats when the dog shows up. > The dog is a signal that a persons life has become meangingless. Self awareness is fading, and poor decisions are on the horizon. > The same goes for cats, to a lesser degree. 2 cats=1 dog in terms of signal strength. One cat means this person is "on the verge" of giving up.

I can't keep getting my cheeks clapped like this, the market needs to CHILL 😡 IT'S MY MONEY, AND I WANT IT NOW

No IT manager is going to ditch Crowdstrike for a cloud tool unless they want to get fired

IT DAWNED ON ME CORAL… IT DAWNED ON ME

Wait so 🥭 says even more tariffs and market responds by ripping tits? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE CAUSE I CAN'T

IS IT ADDITIONAL TARIFFS ONTOP OF THE EXISTING??? OR JUST A BLANKET BASE TARIFF??

#HE SAID AI, SEND IT.

GUYS THE COURTS DIDNT MEAN IT

OH SHIT HE DID IT!!!!!

EVEN MORE TARRIFS MARKET LOVES IT

PUMP THE MARKET! DOW TO 70K!! SAY IT!!

HE SAID IMMA DO IT ANYWAYS

HE SAID IT 50K REGARDS

HE SAID IT! DOW 50000!

**DUMP IT** >TRUMP CONSIDERS NEW, ACROSS-THE-BOARD TARIFF ON PARTNERS: NYT

PUMP PUMP PUMP IT UP LMAO

BURN IT DOEN 675 MANGO YOU CAN DO IT

#**DON’T YOU DARE DO IT SPY YOU SOB**

I GOT SAND IN MY DISC (SNDK) 🤑🤑🤑 PAMP IT

PUMP IT. RECESSION CANCELLED. WAR CANCELLED. AI BUBBLE CANCELLED. MONEY PRINTER BRRRR

OL DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT DON GOT SOME NONSENSE UP HIS SLEEVE 🤌