IT

Lmao the narcissim here is wild. I AM DOING IT FOR YOU. Well thanks for the chuckle it guess.

reminds me of the covid IT salaries I saw people talking about on reddit, and how moving jobs every 6-7 months was adding massive salary growth. And saying to kids to take computer science in school to get sweet sweet money. Fast forward to 2026.... and oof. Everyone told me I was crazy for saying anything close to "this seems unsustainable" lol

🌽🤣 IT in green and spy is pumping +5 % on 🌽🌽🌽can happen tonight. I am so bullish right now ,have worn green undies and it's not coming down tonight ,lezzz go 🐂🐂🐂

Whenever I short I feel like a DBZ villain. "IT. IS. **OVER.**" Then Bullku and Bullhan blast me into oblivion with a green kamehameha.

ALRIGHT NOW THAT AMERICA HAS LOADED UP ON PUTS THE ASIANS AND EUROPEANS WILL SEND IT UP AND THEN CRASH IT FOR US LMAO

WHAT IF A BOMB FELL ON YOUR HEAD RIGHT NOW GOD THE ANTI MARRIAGE PEOPLE ARE SO EXHAUSTING. IF YOU DONT WANT TO GET MARRIED THEN DONT BUT KEEP YOUR POMPOUS BULLSHIT AWAY FROM US. YES IT IS A PERSONAL DECISION WE GET IT

Lots of people saying stocks go down my retarded ass says inverse but going down makes sense let’s see what happens lmao LET IT RIDE

IT people think their job is so hard...they don't do shit all day.

Iran: DO IT MFER. Lol

#OPEN the texas exchange already, 23/7 trading, remove some federal holidays, IT IS TIME

I FEEL IT IN MY SCROTE The correction is over. Green dildos Tuesday

#SOMEBODY HAD TO SAY IT😤

500 MORE POINTS ON THE DOW AND YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS (GOON TIME)

IT IS CLOSED

DAMN IT FEELS GOOD BUYING PUTS AT THE TOP

IT:S GONNA DUMP

PAMP IT HARD

$10 MORE AMZN DO IT FOR OUR BOY

Thats it Im full porting into SPY 700 calls again. TODAY IS THE DAY I KNOW IT!

SHAKE IT OFF 🎵🎵🎵

SHREK IT RALPH!!!

PUT IT IN REVERSE TERRY

AMZN IS DOING IT!!!! Everyone get aboard before the rocket!

HOLY FUCK THE DUMP EXACTLY AS I CALLED IT #CLOSING DOWN TODAY 2%

DEFENSE STOCKS PUMPING IT"S HAPPENING

#ITS OVER BUL SELL IT ALL

HERE IT COMES

PUMP IT

Fuck you guys. I'll do it myself ***FUCK IT. JUST DO IT***

THIS WILL BE A FRIDAY FOR THE HISTORY BOOKS YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

#SEND IT TO THE SHADOW REALM

PAMP IT

I need some help. I need someone to tell me... ***FUCK IT. JUST DO IT***

PUT THE FRIES IN THE BAG… MAKE SURE IT’S SLIGHTLY SEASONED AND SMILE WHEN YOU’RE FUCKING AT IT

PUMP IT UP

Paaaaaaaaaammmmmmpppp IT

HERE IT COMES AAAAAAAAAAAAA

# PUMP IT ZADDY!!!!! # FUCKING LOL

GAP DOWN BRING IT

RELEASE THE FLIES, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD RELEASE THE FLIES. JEFF GOLDBLOOM DEMANDS IT 🪰🪰

BREAKING NEWS: CPI REPORT IS OUT NOW CHECK IT OUT

JUST LIKE AS IF MAGIC DUST WAS SPRINKLED ON IT ALL THE SUDDEN GOOGLE IS DOWN FROM 340 to 305 IN LITERAL DAYS WHAT THE FUCK

HOW THE FUCK HAS GOOGLE TURNED INTO A BAGHOLDER STOCK HOOOOOOLY SHIT IT WENT FROM FUCKING 340 TO 305 IN LITERAL DAYS REEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE DID I SAY REEEEEEEEEE YET? HEY GUYS GOOGLE HAS COMPLETET FUCKED ME INTO OBLIVIO DBJSJDKJDHEHSBDJD

FACE IT, YOU HAVE NOT A SLIGHTEST IDEA WHAT THE MARKET IS GOING TO DO TODAY. YOU WOULD NOT BE HERE, IF YOU DID.

Just got an email from OpenAI informing me that their privacy policy has changed. I've never subscribed to OpenAI or any LLM. How the fuck did ***IT*** get my email. 👀😳

Market needs to do something funny tomorrow since we have a 3 day weekend . SEND IT TO THE SHADOW REALM

2024: What if AI starts disrupting jobs? *There’s no chance bro, it’s complete ass and gets shit wrong all the time.* 2025: What if AI starts disrupting jobs? *Dude it’s basically useless, I mean it makes some stuff but someone has to fix errors to make it workable.* 2026: What if AI starts disrupting jobs? *OMG BRO WHAT IF IT DOES? OH FUCK SELL IT ALL!*

futes Vs are the BEST - WOW LOOK AT IT GO!!

they sold? PUMP IT

Why do we keep swinging back down like this god DAMN IT!!!!