IT

SHOW ME THE 2 WEEK EXTENSION I NEED TO SEE IT WITH MY OWN EYES

I AM HEAVILY POSITIONED FOR SHORTING OIL. LETS FUCKING GOOOO MANGO IS A LIL BITCH AND I LOVE IT

🌮: SURRENDER OR ILL BLOW UP YOUR BRIGES 👳🏾: No 🌮: OK THEN OPEN THE STRAIGHT OR ILL BLOW UP YOUR BRIDGES 👳🏾: No 🌮: OK ILL GIVE YOU ANOTHER 2 WEEKS TO THINK ABOUT IT

The comment section here be like, "HOLY SHIT! THE OIL IS CRASHING!!! IT WENT FROM $112 TO $110! WE ARE SO BACK." Like, dude... Get a grip.

WELL WE HAD TO NUKE OKAY, I'M THE PRESIDENT AND I KNOW NUCLEAR, MY UNCLE FRED TRUMP HE KNOWS NUCLEAR, VERY SMART, ANYWAY IT WAS ONLY A TACTICAL NUKE THAT'S LIKE A BABY NUKE

India be like hey you’re fucking with our oil. They can also put an embargo US call centers and IT outsourcing locations That will grind US services and IT to a halt. /s.

#WHY IS IT NOT GOING DOWN

PAKISTAN HAS ASKED FOR A 2 WEEK EXTENSION. I PROMISE THIS IT THE LAST TIME I EXTEND. THANK YOU PATRIOTS FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

cuz then the US will just take the oil in those 2 weeks and KEEP IT. you know? (/s) Also they're afraid that US will just position themselves in a way in those two weeks to ensure they can't close it again. it's their only leverage.

"Well Pakistan said we had a deal, but they LIED ABOUT IT." -Mango, after throwing Pakistan under the bus tomorrow morning

...heard iran called you a bitch. BACK ON BURN IT ALL! 🤲🤲🤲

It will be so funny till market open tomorrow: \- Trump doesn't TACO: Bears SHIT-TALK FOR SO MANY SLEEPLESS HOURS till market opens \- Trump TACOs: Bulls are back in business and SHIT-TALK THA FCK OUT OF ALL the bears while watching Oil futes dumbing 30% LMAO IT WILL BE SO FUNNY TOO BAD I AM A EUROPOOR AND IMA BE SLEEPING :'(

\- if we get a taco we´re fucked as they will never open the straight ever again and end whatever fear they had of us \- if we don´t taco we´re fucked \- obvioulsy puts for tomorrow is the play CALLS IT IS

#FUCK IT 670 BY OPEN TOMORROW. #I meant 680

PAMP IT

HEY FRIEND HOW ARE YOU. IM SORRY BUT YOU ARE USING MY CATCHPHRASE. ITS PROPRIETARY YOU CANT USE IT PLEASE DELETE IMMEDIATELY

\- if we get a taco we´re fucked as they will never open the straight ever again and end whatever fear they had of us \- if we don´t taco we´re fucked \- obvioulsy puts for tomorrow is the play CALLS IT IS

THIS IS THE FEELING. I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT. ITS THE SAME FEELING THAT FUCKING MOON GAVE ME PLAYING THAT GAME

**- today is gonna be fun** **- if he tacos it´s over, he lost the war, we gotta go, the regime will totally be emboldened and never again scared, we fucked** **- if he doesn´t taco we fucked too** **So, PUTS for tomorrow ARE THE OBVIOUS MOVE** **Therefore, CALLS IT IS**

I am not joking when I say this THIS IS FUCKING IT THAT GAY SCENE FROM MARGIN CALL LMAO THIS IS FUCKING IT

TWIST HIS DICK ! GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT

SOLD ALL MY PUTS NOW IT CAN PROPERLY TANK NOW YOU ARE ALL WELCOME FUK

FUK ALL MY 0DTE PUTS ARE 0.01 NOW, FUK IT FUK

I am not SELLING MY 0DTE PUTS. FUK IT

the second i buy Tons of 0DTE puts, IT FUKING V'd this hard FUK

“GUYS IM REALLY GOING TO DO IT. IM NOT BLUFFING. IM FOR REAL HERE. IT’S GONNA BE REALLY BAD GUYS”

#YEP THERE IT IS ALWAYS A SCAM PUMP

DAMP IT

> *IRAN HAS STOPPED NEGOTIATIONS WITH US: NYT >*IRAN TOLD PAKISTAN IT WON'T CONTINUE CEASEFIRE TALKS: NYT 🥭 at 7:59 PM: THEY WANT TO MAKE A DEAL SO BADLY!

*IRAN TOLD PAKISTAN IT WON'T CONTINUE CEASEFIRE TALKS: NYT No tacoing now

*IRAN HAS STOPPED NEGOTIATIONS WITH US: NYT *IRAN TOLD PAKISTAN IT WON'T CONTINUE CEASEFIRE TALKS: NYT Oh brother

*IRAN TOLD PAKISTAN IT WON'T CONTINUE CEASEFIRE TALKS: NYT

bought CALLS FUK IT

Alright fun’s over now DAMP IT

YAAAAASSS ZADDY CRASH IT HARDER 💅

IT WAS JUSTA PRANK BRO

GRAB IT AND CHERISH IT

⭐️ WE'RE GOING DOWN, DOWN IN AN EARLIER ROUND AND SUGAR, WE'RE GOING DOWN SWINGING ⭐️ ⭐️ I'LL BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET ⭐️ ⭐️ A LOADED GOD COMPLEX, COCK IT AND PULL IT ⭐️

oh, sorry, my dude. IT IS ALL OVER. SELL EVERYTHING.

PAMP IT!

YOU DID IT, best investor in the world

FUCKING CUNTS !!! YOU FELL FOR IT AGAIN

PUMP IT

PAMP IT!

Is civilization dying in the room with you right now? YES IT IS OPEN THE STRAIT MOTHA fuka!

>BREAKING: THE BANK OF FRANCE SAYS IT HAS PULLED THE REMAINING GOLD HELD IN NEW YORK AND REPLACED IT WITH A SIMILAR AMOUNT OF GOLD BARS IN ITS VAULTS IN PARIS 🤣

march= random tuesday no news -2,5% into next day -2,5% april: we will nuke you and your whole civilization, we will bomb every powerplant and brige TODAY!! NO GOING BACK YOU HEARD IT!! spy -0,4%

FK IT BUY PUTS!!!!!!!!!!

Holy shit PUMP IT #NUKES AND HUMAN SUFFERING IS BULLISH! DEATH

🥭 ***AINT GONNA DO SHIIII. IF HE WAS GOING TO DO IT HE WOULD HAVE DONE IT ALREADY. THIS IS MR “GRAB EM BY THE PUSSY” W/O CONSENT. HE IS GONNA*** 🌮