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# YOU THOUGHT SPENDING $800bn+ ON SLOPPY CHATBOTS WAS A GOOD IDEA... AND IT SHOWS 🫵🤡

FUCK IT…0DTE CALLS….DONT FEEL GREAT ABOUT IT!

YES RDDT YOU CAN DO IT MAKE ME PROUD AND NOT MARGIN CALLED

YES LET IT ALL OUT

DUMP IT

BUY IT ALL BOYS DONT BE DUMBFUCKS

YEAH FUCK IT ALL, SMOKE AND POP DAT INDEX BRUH

LETS FINISH IT OPEN THE CASINO

# YOU THOUGHT SPENDING >$800 BILLION ON SLOPPY CHATBOTS WAS A GOOD IDEA... AND IT SHOWS 🫵🤡

Reuters is reporting that Mango was seen beating JD Vance with a belt this morning while screaming “YOU SAID IT WAS THE NEW GOLD”

IT"S PUMPING

# YOU THOUGHT SPENDING $800bn+ ON SLOPPY CHATBOTS WAS A GOOD IDEA... AND IT SHOWS 🫵🤡

SHUT IT DOWN

Joseph Biden must pay for what he has done today, absolutely reprehensible. How he is still pulling the strings so far removed from power. HOW DOES HE DO IT???

At least you have shares, everything i have is in calls bc IT WOULDNT STOP FUCKING CRASHING fml

UP NEXT SPY $420.69 LETS GET IT

BELIEVE IT OR NOT CALLS TODAY

CAN THE CEO OF SILVER PLEASE SHARE GOOD NEWS SO IT PUMPS!! 

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, BALLS !

As someone who works at a large organization in IT… I am still cracking up at the idea that we are going to run our business on vibe coded apps instead of SAAS.

Epstein is just the 300 year old vampire previously known as Andrew Jackson. HOW DID I NOT SEE IT.

So get this, they think AI will disrupt software so they sell software. But then they also sell AI cause they think AI won't work. WHICH IS IT ???

#IT IS TIME, we need 10x leverage QQQ, ticker shall be RGRD

Claude code is frightening: software is dying. ONLY THING IT RECOMMENDS TO BUY: Strive Asset Management and Bitcoin. So fucking exciting!

GOD DAMN IT

POWELL JUST RAISE RATES ALREADY SEND IT TO ZERO FOOLS GOT TOO COCKY THEY GONNA LEARN TODAY

Nobody except the ritualistic practitioners like it though. If you can get better views through Palantir, I can see IT departments finally shifting away. At least the IT departments that matter . .the large ones . . spend half their time explaining to the CFO why there is no alternative.

No way AI trading bot platformed on Gemini doesnt pick up the GOOG dip. Like bro GOOG valuation is your life or death. PUMP IT

IS THIS FINALLY IT???? CORN METALS AI PEDOS NO WHERE TO RUN BER TOWN

SELL IT ALL. MARKETS WILL NEVER GO UP AGAIN. !!!!!!

#BTC WILL HIT 60K. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! HAHAHAHA SCREW YOU, CRYPTO BROS!

BURN IT ALL DOWN!

I CANT EVEN LOOK AT IT ANYMORE

HOOD fucked me in all holes HOW CAN IT GO DOWN FROM 120 TO 80 IN A STRAIGHT LINE WITH 0 BOUNCE

AMD BROKE IT

I SUMMON THE PALANTIR V, I MANIFEST IT

SaaS, IT, and AI stocks are literally trading like there won’t be any companies left

Down .03% this might be IT!1

IT has live streams disabled on my work computer for some reason. Can’t even put up WH press briefings while I work. Bullshit.

META, a company that used to make 50 billion in free cash flow, will make *ZERO FCF* this year because the AI cookie monster will eat it all up. Half of MSFT's booked future Azure usage (that they have to invest and build as data centers) is from a single company that doesn't have the money to pay them in the future, OpenAI for *300 BILLIONS* in RPOs. Nvidia's largest direct cost (*HALF OF IT*) when building Blackwell cards is fast memory whose price recently tripled, which either means less margins or rising prices to their customers, who despite being the richest companies in the world are already becoming cash strapped, starting with ORCL and now META. Data centers for AI use so much electricity that they are using *PLANE TURBINES* to complement the grid energy that is subsidized by the common man paying higher bills. They pinky promise to build Nuclear plants that will be ready *30 YEARS* from now, meanwhile the Kazakh Uranium mines, the largest in the world, are reportedly almost depleted and Cameco is already selling U308 30% over spot to panicked nuclear plant customers. And y'all keep piling into this circlejerk of bullshit that is about to unleash yet another financial crisis? You deserve to lose your money.

#WOOO!!! FUCKING GET IT!!!!!!!!! 🤑

PUT IT DOWN

IF I SEE ONE MORE $NVDA/CHINA "HURR DURR WILL THEY WON'T THEY" HEADLINE AGAIN I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I'M GONNA LOSE IT

FUCK OFF I JUST BOUGHT SILVER AT $80 AGAIN AND IT DECIDES TO DIPSY DOODLE ALL THE WAY DOWN IMMEDIATELY FUCK

gold RUNNING IT BACK

Gartner $IT should've postponed earnings. Down 30%

CAUSE IT IS A PIECE OF SHIT, WITH PEOPLE ON THE CALL THAT SOUND LIKE CHINESE CRIMINALS WITH BACK ACCENTS. THAT IS WHY. NO SPEAKA DA ENGLISSS CHINN....

100k IN SMCI CALLS CMON RIP IT UP

TAKETWO KNOCKS IT OUT OF THE PARK. DID I NOT SAY TO BUY THE DIP

SO ALGOS DUMPED IT -2.5% JUST TO MARGIN CALL MY PUTS AND THEN STRAIGHT BACK TO WHERE IT WAS FEW HOURS AGO. OKAY FCKERS