IT

I think they think they are too good to respond to them. For example how do you respond to this as an award-winning journalist? >I JUST LASSOED THE MOON! I AM GOING TO COVER IT IN GOLD LEAF TO HELP FREE MEDICAL PLANTS ON EARTH (USA) GROW! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER ... or not exactly that, but similar shit to that.

GUYS WAS MY 4 YEAR AI PROMPTING DEGREE WORTH IT?

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT YOU START YOUR DAY BY SUCKIN DOWN A BIG YOO-HOO 🧋

Buy in everybody PUSH IT TO 760

ANYONE WHO LOOKS AT THE MAX MU CHART CAN SEE THAT IT LOOKS LIKE A TOTALLY REGULAR NORMAL HEALTHY STOCK

Redditors claiming to be geniuses predicting a TACO... IT HAPPENS ALMOST EVERY DAY, BRO

BREAKING: IT HAS BEEN REPORTED THAT 🥭 HAS BEEN TALKING TO HIS REFLECTION FOR TWO DAYS.

# THIS PUMP HAPPENING WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT # DOESN'T MATTER THAT KOPSI IS DOWN 5% AND JAPAN IS DOWN 2% # WE HAVE A SIGNED DEAL WITH IRAN

GO LOOK IT UP RETARD. ITS ACTUAL FUCKING MATH BEHIND IT https://www.schwab.com/learn/story/options-volatility-vix-skew-and-rule-16

THIS ISN'T A TACO PUMP MY SINGLE 760c IS NOT GOING TO MAKE IT

>UKMTO SAYS IT HAS RECEIVED A REPORT OF AN INCIDENT 20 NM NORTHEAST OF KHASAB, OMAN, WITH THE MASTER OF A TANKER REPORTING HEARING AN EXPLOSION IN CLOSE PROXIMITY TO THE VESSEL AND ALL CREW REPORTED SAFE # FUTURES PUMPING, AND CRUDE STILL DUMPING, NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE TRUTH ONLY THAT STOCKS GO UP

You sure about that? UKMTO SAYS IT HAS RECEIVED A REPORT OF AN INCIDENT 20 NM NORTHEAST OF KHASAB, OMAN, WITH THE MASTER OF A TANKER REPORTING HEARING AN EXPLOSION IN CLOSE PROXIMITY TO THE VESSEL AND ALL CREW REPORTED SAFE An incident in Oman, hmm, what could it possibly be?

TRUMP SAYS IRAN TALKS WILL BEGIN TOMORROW AFTERNOON AND THAT THE ATTACK ON IRAN WOULD HAVE BEEN MASSIVE HAD IT NOT BEEN PAUSED, ADDING THAT IRAN, SAUDI ARABIA, QATAR AND THE UAE ASKED THE U.S. TO PAUSE THE ATTACK, WITH IRAN ASKING 'VERY STRONGLY' FOR THE U.S. TO HOLD OFF

I COULDN'T CUT IT AS A POOR MAN STEALING

NEVER MADE IT AS A WISE MAN

WHATS IT DOING

# AND THERE IT IS # ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE GAP UP # BYE BYE BEARS

WATCH IT IM *SCOOTIN* HERE 🛴

Wake up to a fuckin headline that says "🍊 CALLS OFF IRAN STRIKES SUBJECT TO DEAL BEING RAPIDLY REACHED" Bill Murray has nothing on 🍊's Groundhog Days. This is actually sad. DEAL ME SO FUCKING HARD DADDY. THEY WANT TO MAKE A DEAL SO BADLY THEIR PANTIES ARE SOAKED PS: Naturally, it's also said that "Iran hasn’t shown signs of changing its stance on Strait of Hormuz and has yet to acknowledge talks" HOLY FUCK MAKE IT STOP

# BIG DONNIE PUMP DOES IT AGAIN # NEVER WAS GOING TO BE A STRIKE TO BEGIN WITH AND NOW A “DEAL” HAS BEEN REACHED JUST TO PUMP MARKETS FROM THE HEADLINE

DUDE AND ALSO THE RSI CONFIRMED IT LMAO

KOREANS GOING TO PUMP IT

1. Start with low denominator medium bet on slots and increase bet slightly if winning and your bankroll grows 2. Set a stop limit if you win on slots and STICK WITH IT, walk away with profits to another machine If you play poker against the dealer good luck if there’s a lot of people, especially if their breath stinks like fish.

STOP TALKING ABOUT MEMORY RETARDS. ITS OVER ITS OVER SELL NOW. MEMORY IS GOING TO 0 YOU GOT THAT? LEAVE IT ALONE!!!!

I TRIED TO TELL YOU IT IS 401K DAY. They will never let auto-buy indexers buy at a discount.

ITS SCARY HOW MUCH IT SOUNDS LIKE HORSE BETTING IN HERE

I am a bear now. DUMP IT!!!!!!

HERE IT COMES SPY RUG PULL

IT SHOULD NOT BE LEGAL TO LOSE MONEY. GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK

APPL has an api that tracks EVERYTHING THE USER IS DOING LIKE RIGHT NOW THEY KNOW WHAT I'M YOUNG AS FAST AS I YOUR IT.

DUMP IT

>US TREASURY HAS INFORMED BANKS THAT IT MAY INTERVENE IN YEN MARKET 😮

"wow this etf is crazy, it goes up and down ballistic" IT'S THREE COMPANIES

I BUY CALLS, IT GOES RED I BUY PUTS, IT GOES GREEN LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

PUMP IT NOWWW

BEARS SICK OF LISTENING TO BULLSHIT ABOUT AI AND RAM AND OTHER GAMER GOONER LOSER CHATTER FUCKIN DRILL IT

DAMP IT

IT WAS SO OBVIOUS YALL HAD TO SHIFT TO OIL

im so sick of this disgusting, fake, and limp market its like taking a viagra pill that only lasts for 5 min. NOT WORTH IT

trash DUMP IT ALL

YOU GUYS THINK I WOULD BE BUYING MEMORY IF I WAS SCARED THE MARKET ISNT RETARDED ENOUGH TO KEEP ON PUMPING IT? Think again

PLEASE JUST SEND MY NET WORTH BACK TO WHAT IT WAS AT THE START IF THE MONTH

OMG THEY'RE DUMPING IT BEARS. LOOK LOOK ITS A RUG PULL. YOUR $500 OF PUTS WILL PRINT!

# They bought? DAMP IT

You when MU was at 1100: *"NOOOOOO WHY DIDNT I BUY IT EARLIER PLEASE GIVE ME A DIP"* You 2 days ago: "lmao no way i'm buying that shit"

SHORT IT THEN PUSSY

REMEMBER RETARDS: PANIC SELL WHEN IT DROPS 1% AND PANIC TAKE PROFIT WHEN IT GOES UP 5%

Drops 1% after rallying 25% WHY IS IT GOING DOWN

NEVER MADE IT AS A WISE BULL COULDNT MAKE IT AS A POOR BEAR STEALING

GO YOU FUCKING KOREANS. PUMPPOPP IT MAX LEVERAGE