IT

FUCK NVDA PLEASE STAY AT 180 NVDA I REALLY HOPE MY PUTS PRINT I REALLY DONT WANT IT TO GO TO 220

IWM 1% AWAY FROM ATH FULL SEND IT 15% HIGHER

🧨🧨 BEAR APOCALYPSE INCOMING — FINAL WARNING 🧨🧨 LISTEN UP YOU PAPER-HANDED, RED-CANDLE-WORSHIPPING, MARGIN-CALL-MAGNET DEGENERATES 🐻🐻🐻 YOUR SHORTS ARE ABOUT TO GET VAPORIZED SO HARD THE SEC WILL NEED A NEW WORD FOR “OBLITERATION” WE’RE PRINTING THE MOTHER OF ALL MEGAGREEN GOD-CANDLES — WE’RE TALKING SO FUCKING THICK IT’LL MAKE THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT LOOK LIKE A COCKTAIL STRAW 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Every single one of you pathetic inverse jimbo clowns is about to: * Get your stops hunted like the weak prey animals you are * Watch your account balance drop faster than your dad left for milk * Wake up to a liquidation wick so long it’ll pierce the heavens and fist-bump Satoshi on the way up * Cry actual tears while your wife’s boyfriend screenshots your -98% P&L and sends it to the group chat * Sell the family Prius just to cover the margin call * Change your name, move to a different continent, and still get recognized as “that guy who shorted the mother of all squeezes” You had ONE job: respect the trend. Instead you chose violence against the bulls. Now the chart is about to return the favor — with interest, compound interest, war-crime-level interest. THIS ISN’T A SQUEEZE. THIS IS A FUCKING EXTINCTION EVENT FOR BEARS.

PUMP IT YOU FUCKIN NERDS

Attention I am going to SELL MY CALLS RIGHT NOW. SO BUY CALLS BECAUSE THE MOMENT I DO IT WILL MOON. THIS IS A 100 PERCENT PROBABILITY EVENT. FREE MONEY IN 2 MINUTES

BUY THE DIP RIGHT NOW AND DONT OVERTHINK IT YOU WILL THANK ME LATER I PROMISE YOU

NVDA PAMP IT

GOOGLE SEND IT

CHANT IT WITH ME: ALL TIME HIGH ALL TIME HIGH

Oh yea Meta announcing their billions and billions of cap ex has been a disaster and there is no future in it and its all been a waste of time/money and we are now realizing the losses. PAMP IT.

lol. Company I used to work for. Their IT department did a fake scam email to all employees after doing training on avoiding scams to see if people paid attention. The my sent an email saying it was a $25 Amazon card for employee appreciation. Had to click a link. Enter you work emails username and password. Then personal info. Most people deleted the email or only opened the email before realizing it was sketchy. But like 3 people went all the way through and entered personal information. They were pissed when they found out they fell for it. Then like 2 months later IT did a similar one again to see if the results improved. They did not two of the 3 same people went all the way to the end lol.

I FUCKING KNEW IT

##IT PAYS TO BE GAY

DONT TOUCH NFLX AND MSFT. TOO HOT THAT WILL BURN YOU. LET IT COOL DOWN..

HERE IT COMES

ATH of 690 by EOD PAMP IT

GOGOGO ⁶⁸⁴ U CAN DO IT

IT MAKES 0 SENSE HOW THE MARKET IS POSITIVE RIGHT NOW LIKE LITERALLY 0

BUY EVERY SINGLE DIP THEY DONT LET IT GO DOWN

#MARK CUCKERBERG PLZ MAKE $META GREEN WHY TF IS IT DOWN

Yeah I’m selling my AMZN calls at -50% WHEN IT GETS THERE *Spanish laughing guy*

Tesla sales down 20% in Germany. Retail regards: PAMP IT

# IMAGINE FALLING FOR THE MSFT FUD # MARKET ALREADY KNEW IT WAS FAKE AND THAT'S WHY IT WENT GREEN # LITERALLY TOO EASY AT THIS POINT

IT WAS ALL A RUSE LMFAOO

FULL SEND IT IWM

JUST SLAP SOME MORE AI ON IT

# MARKET CELEBRATING COMPLETE JOB AND AI MARGIN EROSION # IT DOESN'T GET ANY MORE BULLISH THAN THIS FOLKS # BUY WITH CONFIDENCE

THEY ALL BOUGHT PUTS NOW IT CAN PUMP

This isn’t the 1990s, we don’t need to tank on employment data. The most profitable time was a fucking pandemic when the world was shut down. In fact, with AI, automating jobs away IS WHAT MAKES IT PROFITABLE 🤦‍♂️

They "cut loss"? PUMP IT

As an IT guy I can confirm that MS sale reps have gotten shittier and shittier over the years. They are definitely mailing it in these days because they think they've got everyone captured.

The USA has no jobs: Market flat. Microsoft will make slightly less than expected on AI: DUMP IT

#ROBINHOOD SHORT SELLING IS HERE LETS GET TO IT REGARDS

**ARE YOU READY TO GO TO 6-70? GET IT? 6-7?**

IT"S OVER< SELL FUKING EVERYTHING AT OPEN RETAIL

EVERY FUCKING TIME I NEED A LITTLE UP IT GOES A LOT DOWN! EVERY.FUCKING.TIME.

I'm pissed. There was a guy that sarcastically said calls on Marvell because they release a new movie every year! BUT NOW LOOK AT IT

# ADP JOBS CONTRACTED -32K VERSUS 10K GROWTH EXPECTED # BELIEVE IT OR NOT CALLS # RATE CUTS BACK TO 0 JUST CONFIRMED

**IF BTC EVEN TOUCHES 90K EVER AGAIN, BAN MY ACCOUNT FOR A WEEK. IT WONT HAPPEN**

DUNK IT

ONE MORE MARVELL JOKE, AND I CALL 🥭 TO DELIST IT

Right, those IT guys are maybe .01%

Remove the few thousands IT multi millionaires from Cali, and its GDP goes lower than Somalia. Shit is like 99% fent zombies and 1% gold caviar with a sip of champagne

ANTHROPIC TAPS IPO LAWYERS AS IT RACES OPENAI TO GO PUBLIC - Financial Times

I DONT WANNA TALK ABOUT IT 

MY STEP DADDY WORKS FOR MARVELL TOLD ME TO APE ON IT BOUGHT IN AT 75 WE UP SO BIG RN LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

Here comes the same dip again….. here we go again…. JUST. DO. IT. ALREADY.

“I should get back in on GOOG. It’s consolidating” *buys GOOG options* “Oh god the theta decay. It burns. IT BURNS”

HERE THEY COME TO SELL IT ALL

DUMP IT