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> 🚨 TRUMP ON IRAN: A WHOLE CIVILIZATION WILL DIE TONIGHT, NEVER TO BE BROUGHT BACK AGAIN. I DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN, BUT IT PROBABLY WILL.

WHAT IS IT, CALLS OR PUTS

BELIEVE IT OR NOT

MY DICK SMALL BUT IT HARD AF RIGHT NOW

We didn't intentionally target it guys... IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

just need to rename it. I DECLARE IT IS THE STRAIT OF AMERICA

I'VE TAKEN 80MG OF ADDERALL TODAY AND MILKED USO LIKE MY PROSTATE TO BREAK EVEN ON ALL OF MY SHITTY INVESTMENTS AND I'M STILL FUCKING LIQUIDATING EVERYTHING. FUCK IT.

NASA:LOOK AT OUR 3D GRAPHICAL REPRESENTATION OF THE SHUTTLE NASA: LOOK AT IT!!!

>Traffic movement on the King Fahd Causeway, a key bridge that connects Saudi Arabia to Bahrain, has been suspended due to Iranian air raid threats. HEY ! STOP IT YOU CRAZY BASTARDS !!! WE are the ones who blow up the bridges ! It's OUR bridges and power plant day. Not yours ! Thank you for your attention on the matter.

changed up how I sleep and *I'M LOVIN IT*🫴

If Iran doesn’t meet deadline tmrw, THEN WARNING TRUMP WILL HAVE TO EXTEND IT AGAIN

ITS GOIN TO 10K BY THIS FRIDAY AS MIKE MCGLONE STATED! BOOK IT!

MY PUTS EXPIRED WORTHLESS BC OF YOU 🥭👦🏿 WHY DIDNT YOU LET HILDAWG WIN IT WAS HER TURN 🧕😿

Tomorrow night he will say Iran has stepped up and is very close to a deal so he won’t be bombing civilian infrastructure. It will be a lie. And the strait will remain closed. BUT WHEN WILL IT MATTER AGAIN?!

GUYS, **IT´S LITERALLY BEEN A DECADE SINCE THE ORIGINAL "WE GONNA WIN SO MUCH YOU´RE GOING TO GET TIRED OF WINNING"**... dayuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmm man, dayuuuuuuuuuuuum... it´s too much, please, too fast, I can´t believe it´s been a DECADE fuck.... market up 200% since then

GUYS I SAID NO TAGS OR REPLIES BECAUSE IM TAKING A NAP. THAT INCLUDES AWARDS DONT FUCKIN DO IT

LETS GET IT RUN UP DEM POOTS

I MEAN DUMP IT

FUMP IT

**THATS IT, YOU MADE ME GO THERE** **NOW IM GONNA GIVE YOU TO THE COUNT OF 500 TO DO WHAT I SAY** **OR ELSE****^(1)** ^(1) I will give you to the count of 1000 or else

THEY WANT TO FUCK US INSTEAD OF OIL GOING UP INCREMENTALLY THEY  KEEP TRYING TO SUPPRESS IT WHICH ONLY CHARGES THE IMPENDING PUMP EVEN MORE MEANWHILE MY CALLS GET FUCKED BY THETA  

Honestly crazy how the market isn't falling at all LOL HE SAID IT

>TRUMP: I HAVE THE GREATEST PLAN OF ALL, WON'T REVEAL WHAT IT IS Im going to triple oil to devalue the debt

#BEAUTIFUL B2 BOMBERS, THE MOST OBLITERATED COMPLETED RUN EVER, NO ONE COULD DO IT

# OY VEY HE'S SAYING THE QUIET PART OUT LOUD!!! SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!

PAMP IT!!!

"very powerful military" I THOUGHT YOU DESTORYED IT YOU DUMB FUCK

I WILL KEEP IT A SECRET BUT I WILL TELL YOU

HES GOT THE BEST PLAN. CALLS IT IS

WE GET IT, IT WAS A TALL HILL

On 🥭 being a regard: WE KNOW IT. THE PEOPLE KNOW IT. AND THE ENEMY KNOWS IT.

THEY’RE DOING IT ON PURPOSE THERES NO WAY

THATS IT? POWERPLANT AND BRIDGE DAY IS STILL ON BABY!

# THIS DUDE DEFINITELY HAS DEMENTIA. NO DOUBT ABOUT IT.

BOGDANOFF MENTIONED, DUMP IT

IF YOU SAW IT YOU WOULDNT BELIEVE IT IF TEN MILLION IRANIAN FIREFLIES....

IT WAS SANDY WET SAND

DUMP IT TRUMP

I CANNOT WORK WITHOUT CLAUDE CODE SOMEONE FIX IT

PUMP IT

FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE

THIS IS BORING AS FUCK JUST DUMP IT ALREADY AND BE DONE

Let it go, LET IT GOOOOOO!

SELL IT ALL IN THE NAME OF ISRAEL!!!! 🇮🇱

Look at this flat chop, it's clearly gonna go red. JUST DO IT

PUMP IT UP

whatever he did... PUMP IT

WHY ISNT IT CRASHING. 🥭 IS SO SO SO STUPID THIS SHOULD BE CRASHING

HOLY SHIT GUYS IT'S COMPLETELY UNPRECEDENTED FOR THEM TO LOW VOLUME PUMP THEN TURBO RUG ALL THE RETARDS I'VE LITERALLY NEVER SEEN THIS FUCKING HAPPEN. I would say they are assholes for constantly doing this but here we are being the retards that continually fall for it so I really can't blame them I guess.

CAN WE JUST PUMP IT ALREADY SO I CAN SELL MY CALLS?