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MICROSOFT CFO SAYS Q4 CONTRACT BACKLOG INCREASED 25% WHEN EXCLUDING OPENAI, AND THAT FULL-YEAR CLOUD REVENUE SURPASSED $214 BLN, WITH NEARLY 90% FROM CUSTOMERS OUTSIDE OF FRONTIER MODEL COMPANIES - CONF CALL MICROSOFT CFO SAYS CUSTOMER DEMAND IN THE CLOUD BUSINESS CONTINUES TO EXCEED AVAILABLE CAPACITY, WITH REVENUE GROWTH HELPED BY EARLIER DELIVERY OF NEW CAPACITY THAT WAS QUICKLY MONETIZED - CONF CALL . MICROSOFT CFO SAYS EFFECTIVE AT THE START OF FY27 IT IS EXTENDING THE ESTIMATED USEFUL LIFE OF ITS DATA CENTERS AND OFFICE BUILDINGS FROM 15 TO 25 YEARS, A CHANGE AFFECTING ONLY THE TIMING OF FUTURE DEPRECIATION AND EXPECTED TO HAVE A MINIMAL BENEFIT TO FY27 OPERATING INCOME - CONF CALL

MSFT!!!! ALL YOU MUTARDS GONNA GET IT NOW

Say it more SAY IT MORE PLEASE CAPACITY IS NOT ENOUGH YEEEES

I DID IT! I ACTUALLY HELD ON AND ENDED UP WINNING! Now what’s the next full port to lose it all back again tomorrow?

"South Korean retail investors are protesting massive financial losses following a historic stock market crash, triggered by the collapse of AI chip stocks and high-risk leveraged exchange-traded products. The downturn wiped out billions of dollars and forced top government officials to issue public apologies." LOSE ALL YOUR MONEY AND BLAME IT ON THE GOVERMENT LMAOOOO

CAPEX UP RECORD PROFITS DEMAND NOT MET FOR SEVERAL YEARS DUMP IT

Even American Airlines had an "IT outage" yesterday (I bet they got hacked) and all flights were grounded, I bet the hackers were testing for a potential mass cyber attack. There are backdoors in every system.

**POST THE HOTLINE GOD DAYUMIT IT**

HOOD YOU CAN DO IT LITTLE BUDDY

“HERE IT COMES” as its moving up .0001%

# MAKE IT STOP, I CAN'T BREATH

STOCK MARKET. STOP IT

BRO IT KEEPS GOING DOWN

OMFG I LITERALLY JUST CLOSED THE APP WHEN IT WENT STRAIGHT UP WTF HAPPENED

This guy talks like when I’m doing a presentation to my boss and clients. IT IS NOT GOOD

# So basically # "We will not hike rates, we 're going to fear the markets we 're going to so they price that in the liquidity and the yields/equity prices" # YOU HEARD IT BOYZ NO HIKES -> BULLISH

WARSH LOOKS LIKE AN AI ROBOT LETS GO PUMP IT MOON

AI CHIPS MEMORY INFLATION AAHHHH, THEY FINALLY BROUGHT IT

HE HASNT EVEN SAID ANYTHING YET HOW IS IT GOING DOWN

DON’T LET HIM SPEAK. DON’T LET HIM FUCK IT UP. LET THE TASK FORCE HANDLE THIS ONE

All eyes on MSFT CAPEX AND THEIR GARBAGE ASS COPILOT $190B ON DECLININGS SUBS AINT IT BRO

PUMP IT. START THE PRINTER. BUILD THE DATA CENTER. BUY THE RAM.

[https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20260729a.htm](https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20260729a.htm) \- ITS A HOLD! PAMP IT!

BULL RUN LET'S GET IT ON BACK TO HIBERNATION FILTHY BEARS

PAMP IT

HE SAID THE N WORD AND IT GOES UP???

Theyre pumping because THEYRE FUCKING CRIMINALS, THAT'S IT, THEY TRAPPED PUTS AND THEY COORDINATE IT, STOP LOOKING FOR SOME RATIONAL EXPLANATION, THEYRE BANDITS IN BROAD DAYLIGHT AND ALL THE SEC DOES IS GET ON THEIR KNEES WITH BRIBES

THE RECOVERY WILL BE SO FKIN EPIC FEELING IT IN MY BONES

SHUT IT DOWN

OIL IS STUCK IN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ BRING IT BACK YOU CRAZY BASTARDS

YES THERE ARE RETARDS WHO BOUGHT SANDISK AT 2000$ WHEN IT WAS UP 3000% IN 12 MONTHS LMFAO

BRO MAKE IT STOP LOL

FUCK MY LIFE MAN, JUST WHEN I DECIDED TO MAKE SOME PROFIT TRADING OFF THESE FUCKING SEMIS SCAM IT FUCKED UP MY PORT.

MARKETS ALWAYS GO DOWN. "WHY IT IS PUMPING TODAY?", GENERATIONAL LOST CENTURY, WE WILL NEVER SEE GREEN EVER AGAIN NASDAQ REAL VALUE IS 5K & SPY 420 BY EOW, MSFT AND META ARE MAYBE $300 MILLION COMPANIES AND MU WILL BE BANKRUPT BY NEXT YEAR AT LATEST, OIL TO 500 AND VIX TO 3000

POST THE FUCKING HOTLINE NOW GOD DAMN IT

ITS JOEVER. SELL IT ALL

U.S. Central Command (CENTCOM) – Official Statements, REUTERS, AP NEWS. You read it. PUTS IT IS NOW BOIS.

JUST DUMP IT

Guys look at me, I'm a large fund: "AAAH MUH RATES YOU GUYS, AAAAAH. WHAT IF IT GOES UP BY .25% I WILL LITERALLY LONG ROPE YOU GUYS SELL IT ALL"

ITS FAKE. DONT FUCKING FALL FOR IT GUYS.

PAMP IT

puts on open like every other day just DUMP IT

IT help desk asked me if I cleared my cache recently - I said yea man I have MU & SOXL calls

Yeah actually, I work in IT. It's up massively because AI is apparently our new god, except its doesn't really have proven ROI yet, is being financed by an absolutely bonkers amount of circular financing, and potential ROI is going to look even worse once these dumb fucks realize the datacenters they built with massive amounts of GPU and memory, do in fact have to be replaced on a cycle to not end up out of date/obsolete. It all works out great if everyone decides it's worth it, but I don't feel like the math comes out good over time.

I LOVE IT THAT EVERY 6MONTHS THERE IS A NEW LOAD OF FORTUNE TELLING WSBERS LMFAO

MY PORT WAS OVER 100% YOY AND NOW CANT EVEN LOOK AT IT WTF!!!

SK hynix slightly misses earnings. Normal people: oh okay the net profit is still 1000%. looks solid still. Koreans: FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND PANIC SELL IT ALL. WE ARE GOING TO ZERO!! *CIRCUIT BREAKERS*

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ |SOME GAY ASS BOL| \----------------------- EVERYTIME IT MAKES ME LAFF

GREEN RED GREEN RED GREEN RED GREEN RED MAAKE IT STOP 🤬

can korea stop selling???????????? STOP IT