IT

ALRIGHT, NOW MAKE IT 745!

There has to be a significant amount of loss porn hiding right now  FFS the SOXL is down 50% in 30 days  🫵🏽STOP HIDING AND SHOW IT🫵🏽

LMAO BESSENT SHORTED 4.7 MILLION BARRELS OF OIL AND COULDNT EVEN GET IT TO DROP A POINT. SUCK IT.

THIS IS IT, WWWWWWWE

# PORT IS DOWN ALMOST HALF.... # IT ALMOST FEELS LIKE I AM GOING THROUGH A DIVORCE WHICH I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE SEX. CLICKING BUTTON SUCKS.

No increased output of intel, only price increases. And no productivity gain. WELL THAT JUST CONFIRMS THIS WHOLE INFLATION THESIS, DOESNT IT MISTER DARSH

ALL WE DO IS WIN WARS. IT'S INCREDIBLE. MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THEY'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT

THE PRINTER IS TURNING ON I SAW THEM TURN IT ON

STAYC GIRL IT GOING DOWNNNN

SEND IT

SELL IT ALL ITS OVER

LET THIS BE A LESSON FOR YOU, ALWAYS BUY BAG 7 ON EVER >5% DIP CUZ EVERY FUND OUT THERE HAS TO BUY IT MILLIONS OF AMERICAN RETIRMENT ARE BUYING IT.

DELIDT MEMORY BEFORE IT CRASHES SPY AHHHHHH

PUTS IT IS

After a whole godamn weekend, a war ending, 1 trillion (or 2 trillion by now) in semis commitments, THE MARKET WILL FINALLY OPEN: RIP OR DIP? Which is it, DO IT JUST DO IT

I worked 25years in one of the huge corporate IT jobs. I basically invented hiring CN or India freelancers to do my job. Before I moved up I started noticing a lot of people doing this around covid era, but AI pretty much killed this

2 MU CALLS 1050 0DTE .50 EACH / WE HOLDING THIS BITCH TILL IT EITHER EXPIRES WORTHLESS OR BLOW / PROB GON EXPIRE WORTHLESS THO 🙌🏽

MAKE IT STOP

WHAT’S THE PURPOSE OF IT ALL?

THERE IT IS 🫴

They have 12 functional SU-57's and that's IT.

#INTC BETTER BE UP OR MY WAIFU PILLOW GETS IT

Bought something for my cat on Amazon and they suckered me into getting prime for $3.99 for the first two months. CALLS IT IS

ANNOUNCE THE WAR IS OVER AND SAY YOU WON IT ALL ON YOUR OWN FOR YOUR OWN EGO I JUST NEED MY STOCKS TO STOP FALLING 10% A DAY THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

AND ILL FUKIN DO IT AGAIN

Why is Joe Rogan such a fucking idiot now No, there aren't giant people in Afghanistan THINK ABOUT IT JOE

Larry Ellison thought he had an AI strategy. Mfer calls IT to change channels on his TV.

I gotta deal for you how bout you SUCK IT

IMMMMM GONNA DO IT

Several times a day we have “devs” asking IT for more tokens for either codex or claude. Lmao eventually they’ll start auditing, looking at the tokens used and the work produced and start to getting rid of the tokenmaxxers that can’t produce shit.

WHO THE FUCK CARES IF THEY'RE READY. THEY HAD 5 MONTHS TO FIGURE IT OUT.

IN CONCLUSION IT WAS THE BEST OF TIMES IT WAS THE WORST OF TIMES

EAT THE LETTUCE META, DO IT!!!

"JOHNSON I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOW I WOULD RATHER DIE THAN LET IT GO BELOW VWAP AND PAY OUT THESE PUTS BOUGHT BY THESE FUCKING BEGGARS" A slightly exaggerated real conversation happening right now in an MM's headquarters

# MY PORT IS PERFORMING LIKE IT MISSES EARNING EVERY DAY. WHAT THE FAK

MAKE IT GREENNNNNNN QQQ, MU, and HOOD

WE SHOULD ALL ONLY TYPE IN CAPS LOCK SO IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ALWAYS YELLING IT'S TIME FOR LUNCH... YUM!!!

CALLS ONE LUNCH BREAK IS OVER ON WALL STREET LOCK IT IN

TSLA IS DESIGNED TO STEAL AS MUCH FROM RETAIL AS POSSIBLE THATS WHY IT MOVES SO ERRATICALLY VS. MOST OTHERS

Headline: "Trump considering a massive attack on Iran" SPY: PUMP IT

WE TALKING ABOUT TALKING ABOUT HOW TO TALK ABOUT THINGS! PUMP IT!

Capex is up, earning are good, all the fears for ai stocks are addressed right? WRONG!! DUMP IT ANOTHER 10% BECAUSE THEY CAN MANIPULATE WHATEVER THEY WANT

you know what time it is boys, IT'S EPSTEIN SUMMER!!!

GOOD LORD ROBINGHOOD, HOW HARD IS IT TO FILL A WINNING TRADE? YOU FILL MY LOSERS IMMEDIATELY, YOU BASTARDS.

IT KEEPS DROPPING NO MORE MONEY

PANIC SELL MEMORY AND BUY IT HIGHER ON THE REBOUND

DONNIE SAID THE MARKET WAS BRILLIANT...LOOK HOW SMART IT IS

PANIC SELL MEMORY AND BUY IT HIGHER ON THE REBOUND

PANIC SELL MEMORY AND BUY IT HIGHER ON THE REBOUND

PANIC SELL MEMORY AND BUY IT HIGHER ON THE REBOUND