IT

GIV IT SUM GAS

I mean, I am making 4x by end of day today that just sitting here as IT in the public sector along with a 14% matched 401k \*shrug\* Some of us just do things for fun.

Turnin green. KNEW IT! SPY 700 eow is NO. FUCKING. JOKE. Got down voted earlier today

They legit just cope and deny reality so hard. Oh? Everyone thinks we should go down here and its giga bearish? PUMP IT $4 ON THE OPEN INSTANTLY. HHAHAAHAHA SEEE ITS NOT BEARISH LOOK WE SHORT SQUEEZED IT AGAIN HAHAH NOW YOU CANT BE BEARISH. Dont care, still full porting puts. Like this is just not a serious market and can crash 5% in like a minute at any point in time. Dont really care at all how much they short squeeze it, Ill be there waiting for the big drop.

BREAKING NEWS: JPOW IS LIVE-STREAMING RIGHT NOW WITH ANNOUNCEMENT. CHECJ IT OUT

PUMP PUMP PUMP IT UP

FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD for B E R S

PAMP IT

DUMP IT ALL

I just put 30% of my net worth into CHAMATH’s SPAC CAN SOMEONE TALK ME OUT OF IT?

I was wondering who will Orangoman bomb next during the weekend. I WASN'T EXPECTING IT TO BE FUCKING SPY.

JAPPY PM GONNA PUMP IT, THEN JAPPY RATES BLOW

**JPOW, STOP WHINING. YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SHUT THIS GOVERNMENT DOWN FOREVER!!! JUST FREEZE TREASURY ACCOUNT. DO IT!**

IF YOU DONT PRINT MONEY WE WILL ARREST YOU AND THEN SODOMIZE YOU, GOT IT.

**IS IT REALLY TOO MUCH TO ASK TO HAVE THE 49ERS WIN SO EVERYONE CAN MAKE FUN OF CRAMER ON TV TOMORROW ABOUT HIS EAGLES**

UMMM GUYS WHATS HAPPENING - I DONT HAVE ACCESS TO FUTS...IS IT BAD???

If nflx hold 88-90, IT Looks good for the earnings

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO, I FEEL IT...NEXT WEEK IS GOING TO BE AMAZING. MASSIVE RALLY INCOMING, BRACE YOURSELF!!!

Yea just like Chevron and oil calls were the obvious play last weekend. Bro its over, they did the whole thing after hours when the market is closed AGAIN. Stop trying to partake, they rigging up everything getting data on everyone's plans for the market all weekend and the second the market opens the rig starts. YOUR MONEY WILL BE STOLEN, THATS THE WHOLE POINT OF DOING IT ALL OVER THE WEEKEND/AFTERHOURS. DONT GAMBLE ON IT.

#USA BETTER FOOKEN TAKE GREENLAND DAME IT !! It was promised to us Chet !!!! Men we need to get rich dame it

YOU GOTS TO PAMP IT UP!! 🎶 

You gotta RISK IT for the BISCUIT. # 🫡🦅

#ROLL IT!!!! 🤑

Too many bols. DUMP IT!

# CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL BULLS, CALL HOLDERS, DIP BUYERS, CHASERS, AND FOMOERS ON YET ANOTHER MULTIPLE ALL TIME HIGH WEEK FOR SPY # IT DOESN'T GET ANY MORE BULLISH THAN THIS # YOU DON'T GET THIS CLOSE TO $700 WITHOUT HITTING IT # CALLS ARE FREE MONEY

GET ON WITH IT

# AND THERE IT IS # SPY 695 # CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL BULLS # EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THIS SUB TOLD YOU SPY 695 WHEN IT WAS 689 TODAY

**WHOEVER BROUGHT PUTS MID DAY A FEW HOURS AGO** HOW DOES IT FEEL

OH THERES NO CRASH? EXACTLY. BOTS IN HERE HAVE BEEN THETA PULLING NARRATIVE FOR MONTHS, AND YOU ARE DUMB ENOUGH TO FALL FOR IT. STAY BROKE

MM office: GUYS WE GOTTA KEEP IT PINNED HERE KEEP IT UP FUCK THOSE STRIKES

DUMP IT

Im conditioned for the rug pull. WHERE IS IT. THINGS ARE TOO GOOD

PROVE IT YOU AI BITCH

Buy 1 Shares of SPY Limit at 694.20 (Day) Status Filled at 694.20 IT IS DONE

HIKE IT THEN FED'S BOSTIC: INFLATION IS 'A LOT' ABOVE THE 2% TARGET

PAMP PAMP PAMP IT UP

# LET'S GO BULLS # PILE IT ON # LOOKING LIKE A +1% DAY ON MASSIVELY BULLSIH ECONOMIC NEWS

# AND THERE YOU HAVE IT # TIME TO SIT BACK AND WATCH CALLS PRINT ALL DAY LONG

DICK SO GREEN LOOK LIKE SHE BARFED ON IT

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE

DUMP IT

I'm an employee at SNAP and I hate this fucking company NUKE IT

Too many fucking bols in here, DUMP IT

Bers when premarket is 0.01% red: PM VERY LEGAL, VERY STRAIGHT, DRILLING AT OPEN. Bers when PM is any amount of green: PM FAKE AND GAE, IMAGINE THINKING IT MATTERS.

DOES IT COUNT IF I AM A BULL BUT I AM GAY OR I NEED BE A BER ?

**wtf... why doesn't it happen to me???? IT'S NOT FAIR, MAN**

# IT HAS BEEN 25 MINUTES AND I ALREADY MISS HER FINGERS IN MY MOUTH...😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 **it has to be a way to pull it off. tell me**

PUMP PUMP PUMP IT UP

Power hour PUSH IT GREEN

NOBODY EDGES 690 8 TIMES STRAIGHT AND GETS AWAY WITH IT LFG