IT

PUMP IT

PUMP IT!!!

PAMP IT!

WHY IS IT GOING UP

Attack on South Pars? PUMP IT. Negotiations fake and fallen through? PUMP IT. Strait remains closed? PUMP IT. WW3? PUMP IT. Aliens gunna blow up earth? PUMP IT

PAMP IT!!!

DEPAMP IT!!!

IRAN HAS COME TO A DEAL... IF YOUR CONTAINER SHIP MAKES IT THROUGH THE STRAITS THEN YOU GET TO KEEP IT. LOL

BELIEVE IT OR NOT,

THEY FELL FOR IT AGAIN LMAO

This shit don’t make no cocksuckin sense guys. War or no war? Spy +0.01% on Futes. 🥭 tweeting war threats then a couple hours later saying negotiations are going great 🤙 every single news outlet telling a completely different story. I HATE IT HERE 😂

24 HOURS 5 MORE DAYS NO 10 MORE DAYS ONE MORE DAY DONT MAKE ME DO IT ILL DO IT

PAMP IT

PUMP IT

PAMP IT

EASIEST WAY TO BYPASS STRAIGHT OF HOMUS: CHOP OFF THE TOP AND NAME IT TRANS OF HUMMUS

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, CALLS EOW

#STOP JORKING IT

I can’t believe after losing 30k on silver I am about to lose the rest of it in EXACTLY THE SAME WAY HOW THE FUCK CAN IT STILL BE GOING DOWN, IT HAS TO BE WORTH SOMETHING RIGHT? I HATE MYSELF

OPEN IT UP YOU CRAZY BASTARDS

# SOMEBODY PUMP IT BACK UP

OH MY GOD HOW CAN IT OPEN DOWN 2,000 POINTS!?!?!?!?!

Once again I am asking for a -7% flash crash day. FUCK JUST DO IT ALREADY

"With a little more time, we can easily OPEN THE HORMUZ STRAIT, TAKE THE OIL, & MAKE A FORTUNE. IT WOULD BE A 'GUSHER' FOR THE WORLD???” 2 days ago

WE WILL NOW CALL IT THE GAY OF HORMUZ THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER EDIT: FUCKIN'

***I’VE HAD IT WITH THESE MONKEY FIGHTING SNAKES ON THIS MONDAY TO FRIDAY PLANE!***

We don’t need Hormuz but I am GIVING IRAN 48 HOURS TO OPEN IT UP

We have to remember not to betray ourselves when we were 20s,30s,40s... Like they did... WE CAN DO IT 

DO IT (Palpatine voice) 

Larry Ellison learned how to switch his TV from HDMI-1 to HDMI-2 without calling IT. That’s when he thought he was ready for AI. Now, he has to layoff 30,000 employees to cover for his regarded boomer head.

> With a little more time, we can easily OPEN THE HORMUZ STRAIT, TAKE THE OIL, & MAKE A FORTUNE. IT WOULD BE A “GUSHER” FOR THE WORLD??? "Gusher" in quotes Phrases it as a question 🤌 Never let them know your next move

LOL, APPARENTLY IF YOU CLICK ON A LINK THAT SAYS GHAE MODS GHAE TIMES, IT TRIGGERS A REDDIT BUG THAT LEAVES ALL THE COMMENTS IN CAPS. WHAT A JOKE, IM NOT FALLING FOR IT.

DO NOT REDEEM!!! DO NOT REDEEM THE GRENADE!!! NOOOO! DONT DO IT!!

# F35 COST TOO MUCH TO RISK IT

# BLASTING TECHNO. DRANK TOO MUCH COFFEE AND HAVE TOO MUCH NICOTINE IN MY SYSTEM. WATCHING SHIT POP OFF. WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY.

YOU WILL NEVER GET THIS HORMUZZY. YOU'LL NEVER GET IT. YOU'LL NEVER GET IT. -Iran

It's 2026. We all walk around with super computers in our pockets. We can order anything we want by clicking a few buttons. We've travelled to space and back. But we gotta close the casino for a dude that was alive 2000 years ago? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.

Do you mean this talk: With a little more time, we can easily OPEN THE HORMUZ STRAIT, TAKE THE OIL, & MAKE A FORTUNE. IT WOULD BE A “GUSHER” FOR THE WORLD??? President DONALD J. TRUMP Good luck with that.

" IT WOULD BE A “GUSHER” FOR THE WORLD??? " Ohhhh awww oh fuck I just fucking threw up everywhere

IT WOULD BE A “GUSHER” FOR THE BULL PORTS???

PAMP IT

> With a little more time, we can easily OPEN THE HORMUZ STRAIT, TAKE THE OIL, & MAKE A FORTUNE. IT WOULD BE A “GUSHER” FOR THE WORLD??? President DONALD J. TRUMP The market is like “oh shit for real?”

*With a little more time, we can easily OPEN THE HORMUZ STRAIT, TAKE THE OIL, & MAKE A FORTUNE. IT WOULD BE A “GUSHER” FOR THE WORLD??? President DONALD J. TRUMP* I thought everyone else was supposed to go and get it?

TODAY WAS GREEN???? HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WE LOVE TO SEE IT

MERRY CHRISTMAS IN THIS BITCH BUT IT AINT MERRY IT WAS SCARY

MMs manipulating SPY Countries manipulating commodities Goth girls manipulating me # WHERE DOES IT STOP 😔

CALLS IT IS... to my parents so i can move back in with them

MERRY CHRISTMAS IN THIS BITCH BUT IT AINT MERRY IT WAS SCARY

What the Facken shit, today was the day I was gonna make my money back. AND THIS SHIT WENT UP. WHY IS IT NOT GOING DOWN WONT GAS BE LIKE 7 DOLLARS SOON. IF OIL IS UP WHY IS SILVER AND GOLD NOT CRASHING ATLEAST Cmon snap just go below 4.50, atleast let my .01 puts print a dollar

bols I have bad news "The biggest bridge in Iran comes tumbling down, never to be used again — Much more to follow! IT IS TIME FOR IRAN TO MAKE A DEAL BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE, AND THERE IS NOTHING LEFT OF WHAT STILL COULD BECOME A GREAT COUNTRY!" -Trump Bers might not be fuk after all.