IT

BRO RDDT IS MOONING AND IM HERE FOR IT

Let the crypto wars begin! PEPE(ETH) TO $100!!!! SCREW BITCOIN. WANT TO CRYPTO DO IT THE FUN WAY! DOGECOIN TO $1000 as well!

WHY DID I LISTEN TO THAT FUCKING GUY WHO TOLD ME TO BUY LULU HE SAID IT WAS GOING UP

PUMP IT

LMFAO LETS GO NVIDIA I KNEW IT WHEN HALF THIS SUB WAS SAYING DEAD STOCK

DO IT, SAYLOR, PRESS THE BUY BUTTON 🚀🚀🚀🚀

so he said there are issues TANK IT

Mr. “GO AHEAD I DARE YOU TO SHORT IT” is suddenly scrambling 🤣🤣

There is a 7 minutes gap WHAT DOES IT MEAN ?

This is it? This is what we waited for? DUMP IT

God damn the Honor Magic V looks SO FUCKIN SICK I don't care if it's a national security risk I FUCKIN WANT IT

$AMZN $240C 5/12 WATCH IT AND SENDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Actually. It does have a component that addresses the effect of improved quality/scale *GROK IT FOOL*

I DON'T GET IT. How are noSQL db's (MDB) making money? The only case I can see for them are new vibe coders hacking together something on the MERN stack, but that can't mean substantial revs. Ask any developer worth their salt on Reddit and they'll tell you relational is the way to go for enterprise apps. Seriously, if I suggest any enterprise developer to switch from SQL to noSQL not only will I get buried in downvotes I'll probably get laughed out of the room and my job questioned.

IT IS YOUR LIQUIDATION DAY.

"OpenAI’s investment into Thrive Holdings is its latest circular deal OpenAI is taking an ownership stake in Thrive Holdings, whose parent company is one of the AI giant’s major investors, Thrive Capital. Thrive Holdings operates like a private equity firm for AI, rolling up companies that it believes could benefit from the tech in sectors like accounting and IT services. Neither company disclosed the terms of the deal, but it will involve OpenAI embedding engineering, research, and product teams within Thrive’s companies to accelerate AI adoption and boost efficiency, the company says. If those companies succeed, OpenAI’s stake will grow, and it will get compensated for its services, according to reporting from CNBC. " It's the circle of life

THIS IS NOT A LOGICAL MARKET. BER CAN TALK ABOUT RETEST POINTS, VOLUME, AND CIRCUIT BREAKERS ALL YOU WANT BUT IT WILL LIKELY INVERSE RUG YOU TO THE UPSIDE IN SOME SORT OF GIGA PUMP EVENT

PAMP IT! SPY 686 EOD. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

# HERE WE GO AGAIN # GENERATIONAL DIP BOUGHT # GENERATIONAL GAINS SECURED # PUMP IT

# IT ONLY TAKES ONE STOCK PER DAY TO KEEP THIS HOUSE OF CARDS TOGETHER # CALLS NOW OR BE LEFT OUT

made some money back from my deep red spy puts today NEVER LET ME BUY PUTS ON SPY AGAIN IT ACTUALLY NEVER GOES DOWN

BERS GOT THEIR PUTS LOCK AND LOADED, SEND IT UP 🚀🚀🚀🚀

I THINK IT WAS DESANTIS

OPEN IT OPEN IT

BER DONT SWEAT IT. MARKET WILL CONTINUE IN THE EXACT TRAJECTORY YOU WANT IT TO AT OPEN. WE LIVE IN A TIME WHERE MARKETS ARE FREE FROM MANIPULATION

BEARS LOAD UP AT PUTS AT OPEN I AM SURE IT WILL WORK OUT FOR YOU

While the AI Agents (Claude Code, Gemini 3 Pro, ChatGPT Codex) are writing my code, I hang out with WSB trolls. I go feed my AI Agents instructions for next step from time to time and come right back here. If you don't know how good these AI agents are becoming at writing code, you are oblivious to the potential of AI (because Enterprise are spending billions on IT software and SaaS solutions)

Dow Jones Futures: -0.5% S&P 500: -0.7% NASDAQ: -0.9% #LOOKS LIKE YOU MUTHAFUCKAS BOUGHT TOO MUCH ON BLACK FRIDAY SO YOU'RE SELLING STOCKS TO PAY FOR IT LMAO 🤣 🤌

Lol imagine being a crypto investor and trying to explain the difference between coins to someone when all the charts look the fucking same every day. None of these shitcoins are unique. "DUDE NO ETHEREUM IS DIFFERENT BECAUSE IT GETS BURNED IF USED", yea ok retard it's different.

#WE PRINT IT. 👄 DIGITALLY. 🤖

Funniest shit ever. I thought it was just some random generated image but HE POSTED IT HIMSELF

DID DICK CHENEY GET REVIVED TO GET IT ON WITH VENEZULA OR WHAT

BEARS LIVE IN A STATE OF CONSTANTLY FEARING SOME APOCALYPTIC EVENT AND IT SHOWS

BEARS ARE DOWNVOTING EVERYTHING TO HELL BECAUSE IT IS A REFLECTION OF THEIR MISERABLE EXISTENCE SHREK GOD CANDLE WILL SEND US TO 690 BEFORE 1PM EST TOMORROW

STAYC GIRL IT GOING DOWNNNN

LETS REVIVE DICK CHENEY AND REALLY TAKE IT TO THE VENEZUELANS

IMAGINE BEING A TOP 1% COMMENTOR ON WALL STREET BETS REDDIT AND BEING PROUD OF IT. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EMBARRASSING

BEEN TRADING SINCE 2000 AND STILL FREQUENTS REDDIT GAMBLING FORUM. SOMETIMES IT DOESNT WORK OUT LIKE WE PLAN, AND THATS OKAY

I do that too but my company has way too many people for IT to care i think

PAMP IT!

Meta 2020: "I DON'T CARE IF I HAVE TO SPEND 100 TRILLION DOLLARS AND HIRE THE MILITARY TO PHYSICALLY COERCE YOU INTO THE DEVICES, ALL OF YOU WILL BE PERSONALLY FORCED TO LIVE IN OUR METAVERSE MATRIX-WORLD AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!!! NOW OBEY!" Meta as of 15 seconds ago, for some unknown reason : "Whats wrong with everyone? Let's just all get in a big circle and hug!"

“Hey, the IT guy violated your privacy, and for that, I’m gonna have to ask you to leave”

EXTREME FEAR MY ASS PUMP PUMP PUMP IT 🆙

OH NO WE DROPPED A DOLLAR NOW PUMP IT 3 🤌

PIN IT.

Let's go market makers, nothing more american than +2% on black Friday. PUMP IT BABY

HOLY SHITE imagine is a immegrant attacked the CME data center cooling LMAOOOOOO BRO WOULD BE ALL OVER IT NOW WITH A SWAT TEAM

IT IS TOO COLD

$GOOGL $335 TODAY PUUUUUMP IT

Nope ..IT is what it is, issues. Not a circuit breaker like the COVID ones, or something....this is an actual IT server issue. Butt we got tinfoils in here so let the party begin! 😂