IT

Our sports market is so fucked lmao but anyways… PAHMP IT

I was voluntold to take on IT at the office and I'm replacing most people's PCs with Chromebooks and forcing them to figure out how to migrate their shit over.

👮‍♀️: Hi 911 what's your emergency #🤓: I'M SICK & TIRED OF WAITING FOR A SEX ROBOT. I WANT TO NUT NOW GAWD DAMNIT 👮‍♀️: Sir that's not an emergency #🤓: IT DAMN WELL SURE IS AN EMERGENCY GAWD DAMNIT 🫵😠

TESLA DONT NEED FUNDAMENTALS !!!!! JUST TRADE ON HYPE SO CALLS IT IS ! 🚀

I have to work out in the field and get many departments working together to bring up some IT systems. It is all fiber and Cisco switch stuff and it is all opaque to me, but I still have to make sure it works

IT WAS FAKE ALL ALONG HAHA

ALGO TRIGGERED, PUMP IT TO THE FUCKING MOON GO NVDA GOGOGO

# WORST SANTA RALLY, SINCE I KNOW THAT IT IS A THING !!! So exactly 2 years now

#DUMP IT

# CUT YOUR MASSIVE SPY AND QQQ LOSSES AND MAKE IT ALL BACK IN TSLA $500 CALLS BY END OF DAY # GOING TO BE ONE OF THOSE +2% LAST 30 MINUTE CLOSES

**PSA** **IT IS NEVER THE MARKETS FAULTS**

PAHMP IT, I promise I'll behave tomorrow 😭

WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT

# IF YOU GOT EVAPORATED ON SPY AND QQQ CALLS MAKE IT ALL BACK WITH TSLA CALLS NOW

#BOLS WERE SO EXCITED WHEN IT WAS UP 0.02% LMAOOO

#JUST LET IT DUMP

DUMP IT

#DUMP IT

# AND THERE IT IS # TSLA $480 # CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL DIP BUYERS

#BOLS GETTING TOO EXCITED, TIME TO DUMP IT AGAIN

I SAID CALLS AND CALLS IT IS!!!!!! Told yall fuck the news 😂😂😂😂😂🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀. Cool 70% gain done with my day 😋😋😋

The sold? PUMP IT

PLS PAMP IT

DAMP IT

#DUMP IT

does the market even react to any news these past 2months? what is this small pump I SAID PUMP IT

# **THEY TOOK ER JERBS - PAMP IT**

DOLLAR TO THE ZERO LETSFUCKINGGOOOOOO DEVALUE IT MORE

PAMP IT

BREAKING NEWS: CPI REPORT IS OUT NOW. CHECK IT OUT

SUCK IT BERS

SPY will close at 690 or higher by close Friday! BANK IT!

# PEOPLE SAY I CAN'T TIME THE MARKET...LOL...JOKE ON THEM. **I TIMED IT PERFECTLY, AS SOON AS I BUY, IT GOES DOWN**

#I NEVER SOLD MY HOOD CALLS, I JUST WANTED TO HATE IT FOR THE NIGHT.

BREAKING NEWS: BOJ INTEREST RATE DECISION OUT NOW. CHECK IT OUT

# PLEASE MAKE IT STOP

I am not a Gay Bear CALLSSSSS IT IS

THIS MIGHT BE IT GG

MODS POST THE HOTLINE TOMORROW THIS BOLS GONNA NEED IT

Of all the companies that became the largest in the world, NVDA will be the biggest joke. Having a regarded understanding of IT, hardware, and trading, this is the greatest scam I've seen in the casino.

I IMAGINE A SMIRKY BER SOMEWHERE HAPPY SEEING IT ALL COLLAPSE

WHY IS MY ROBINHOOD RED WHY IS IT NOT GREEN

HOLD IT

I DIDN'T WANNA SELL FOR $80 BUT $30 SEEMS LIKE A GOOD DEAL. TAKE IT ALL HEDGIES.

OK THAT'S IT I'M SELLING!

PAMP IT! errr, why is it still dumping??? I said PAMP IT!

OMG CAN IT JUST GO DOWN IN A STRAIGHT LINE

#MAKE IT STOP SANTA, WRONG HOLE.

15 November: GOOGL is a solid stock with plenty of upside. 15 December: GOOGL is a piece of shit stock. DUMP IT.

Im going the play the lottery and I'm going to win because I DESERVE IT