IT

The most fucked part about this year for me is that my top performing portfolio hasn't been my stocks, options, or crypto It's fucking sports gambling I make more in NBA props by a magnitude than anything else. I even tried to quit, withdrawing 90% of my account into crypto, AND LOST MONEY IN BTC SO I PUT IT BACK IN, GAMBLED, AND WON IT BACK This shit is so incredibly stupid.

THEY'VE LOADED THE PUTS, PUMP IT

#JUST FUCKING SEND IT TO THE PITS OF HELL ALREADY PUSSIESSSSSSS SELL IT MMs FUCKERSS

GOT DAMN YOU FOOLS REALLY THOUGHT IT WAS DONE

Looks like everyone sold PAMP IT

# TSLA IS NOT JUST A CAR COMPANY # ROBOTS ARE GOING TO DWARF AI # INSTEAD OF HAVING A CHAT BOT GOOGLE SOMETHING FOR YOU IMAGINE IT DOING YOUR WORK FOR YOU AAND THEN MAKING YOU DINNER

DUMP IT ALL

DUMP IT

Energy, Raw Materials, US services (lots of IT) all got cheaper and the single market has export driven locations like Romania and Poland that don't use the Euro. Its showing net benefits tbh lol

NOT IN EL PASO IT AIN'T

#TWIST IT #PULL IT #BEE BOOP BOO

OPEN IT

#80% OF NFL PLAYERS GO BROKE WITHIN 3 YEARS. GAWD DAMN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO SAVE SOME OF THAT SALARY AND PUT IT INTO AI STOCKS YOU DUM DUM 🫵🤡

It trades at less than 20x earnings when the rest of the market trades at 25x, Meta has better growth, more profitable, and is a leader in its space. #IT'S CHEAP

CALLS IT IS 🐂

Wow man I was trying to enjoy my weekend, relax 😌, and masturbate 🥵😖😣 But then my boss Slacked me to help him with a presentation. 😤 He fucked me up, but now I'm back... #AND GAWD DAMN IT HE PINGED ME AGAIN!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬

> German companies have taken on 325,000 people over the past three years simply to ensure regulations are met, four times as many as were hired overall by IT and engineering firms in the same period. Just posting some nuggets from the Economist for you poors

Andy Jassy gotta go. $AMZN need someone who can understand capital management or a better CFO. The best CFO ever imo was $GOOGL = Ruth Porat. 2015 she was hired. and since then $GOOG been KILLING IT. Buybacks, lower debt, capital management. amazon needs this!!!!

SO IT WAS YOU! YOU CRASHED THE MARKET!

Margin all ready to go. BRING IT ON. I WAS BORN IN THE DARKNESS. MOLDED BY IT 

IF YOU DUMP JUST FUCKING DUMP IT ALREADY MMs

IT DROPPED ON THE DAY I BOUGHT CALLS!!

STOP BUYING TSLA PUTs OF IT WILL NEVER DIE

they bot again? DAMP IT

NOW BULLS,., BUY CALLS! DO IT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

FED'S GOOLSBEE: IT IS "SUPER IMPORTANT" THE FED MAINTAIN ITS INDEPENDENCE SO MONETARY POLICY IS SET WITHOUT POLITICAL INTERFERENCE Yeah, that ship sailed long ago.

IT AINT OVER TILL YOU SELL 

And nothing could go wrong….OH NOOO IT ALL WENT WROOONG

"BUY THE DIP" THEY SAID "BERS R FUK" THEY SAID "BELIEVE IT OR NOT, CALLS" THEY SAID

#THIS DUMP IS FAKE AND GAY AS FUCK, FUCK U MMs DUMP IT TO OBLIVION BEFORE SANTA RALLY

DUMP IT

# AND THERE IT IS BOTTOM IS IN # COKED UP FUND MANAGERS ALL SLAMMING 0DTE SPXW CALLS ON A LOW VOLUME DECEMBER FRIDAY # BUY CALLS WITH CONFIDENCE HERE

I asked perplexity a simple look up question and it's taken 6 minutes already with no response. SELL IT ALL. TODAY.

PUMP IT UP, PUMP IT UP, TESLA

Buying worked great in April didn’t it? DIDNT IT? You fucking IDIOT LMAOOOO

SELL IT 🐻

Those numbers are just representative of the sp500 IT index

My unc is in IT at the Fed, I’ll holla at em

I'll keep saying this untill you retards understand Buy google stocks, not options. It WILL go up, but GIVE IT TIME.

COME ON COSTCO SHREK DICK IT UP

ALLTIME FOOKING HIGHS I CALLED IT LAST NIGHT WHEN BEARS WERE ACTING LIKE RETARDS WHEN FUTURES WERE BLOOD RED HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

THAT'S IT I BOUGHT CVNA PUTS, THIS CIRCUS HAS GONE FOR LONG ENOUGH, THIS STOCK WAS LITERALLY $3 IN 2022 LMAO

PUMP IT

SPY WAS GREEN, I SAW IT.

WE DID IT REDDIT now time to go back down

#STOP IT THETA GANG

Calls on MSFT. DO IT, you wont. make paper i double dare you burrrrrs.

HERE IT COMES RETAIL WOKE UP

#GET WRECKED OR ERECT! WHICHEVER WAY YOU PLAY IS IT. STAY HARD OUT THERE!!! 🤑

HERE IT COMES MASSIVE DUMP