IT

up less than a percent = PAMP IT

JUST DUMP IT before they hear the oracle news.

what time will this shit tank? we get a 1% dip on the nasdaq. tha'ts fucking IT? was hoping to buy stonk today instead sold far OTM puts as usual on NVDA.

SELL IT

KEEP IT PUSHING

Insane AVGO one of the biggest companies in the world about to be 2T after earnings and NO ONE OS TALKING ABOUT IT

PULL IT UP TERRY, PULL IT UP

FUNNY HOW I GOT DOWNVOTED BY 🌽 CORN MAXIS YESTERDAY WHEN IT WAS 93K LMAO

TRUMP SAID IF THE STOCK MARKET IS GOING UP, WE SHOULD ENCOURAGE IT. 🐂

TAKE THE BLUNT, DIP IT IN THE LEAN, THEN LIGHT IT

STAYC GIRL IT GOING DOWN

**THIS IS IT! I'M TELLING YOU, THIS IS IT!**

HOW IS IT SHIFTING BY 4 POINTS PER TICK

THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

LET IT POPP

🚨🚨**BREAKING NEWS: US HAS SEIZED CONTROL OF NORTH POLE DICTATOR'S SLEIGH. INTEL BELIEVES IT WAS DELIVERING FENTANYL TO THE U.S. SANTA RALLY CANCELLED**🚨

I think we need a series about a group of traders who speak like it's star trek. Sort of "The IT Crowd" but for basement stock market nerds.

META PLEASE STOP I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

ASIA WILL SELL AS ALWAYS THEY GOT IT ON AUTOMATIC WHO KNOWS

SHOULD I BUY S&P FUTURE? RETARDS MIGHT PUMP IT OVERNIGHT

MANGO: HEARD FROM APPLE CEO IT'S HARD TO HIRE PEOPLE But not from Zuck who is offering $1 million signing bonuses to 22 year olds Is it a pay or talent problem🥱🤔

TRUMP: DON'T SEE WHY WE CAN'T HAVE 20%, 25% GDP GROWTH TRUMP: IF MARKET GOES UP, WE SHOULD ENCOURAGE IT TO GO UP MORE This fucking guy lmao

ORACLE CAKED IT

SNAP OUT OF IT MY FELLOW BULL YOUR NOT DUMB YOU'RE A SUPER GENIUS SEXY FUCK

IREN! LET GO OFF THAT STOCK! IT IS INSANE HOW MMs DUMP IT ON NO NEWS!

# TRÜMP: IF MARKET GOES UP, WE SHOULD ENCOURAGE IT TO GO UP MORE

#MANGO: "IF MARKET GOES UP, WE SHOULD ENCOURAGE IT TO GO UP MORE"

##*TRUMP: IF MARKET GOES UP, WE SHOULD ENCOURAGE IT TO GO UP MORE

PUMP IT! LOUDA!

JEROME BELIEVES MOST OF THE INFLATION IS DUE TO TARIFFS MOSTLY, EXPECTING IT TO GO DOWN EVENTUALLY

WHY IS IT GOING DOWN

what he's trying to say is: santa rally full go, ATH before new years, PUMP IT

They hired Cristiano Ronaldo to kick this can. LOOK HOW FAR DOWN THE ROAD IT IS

SAY THE FED IS BUYING HIGH-BETA TECH STOCKS AND NEVER SELLING DO IT NOW

BRO FUCK NETFLIX HOW CAN IT JUST KEEP GOING DOWN

IVE SEEN IT TANK BEFORE GET OUT NOW!!!

#MAKE QE GREAT AGAIN #CALL IT WHAT YOU WILL LMAO 🤣

# WHO'S THE FUCKING NERD WHO FLATLINED IT

FED SAYS IT WILL BUY $40 BILLION OF TREASURY BILLS NEXT 30 DAYS FED MEDIAN RATE FORECAST (NEXT 2 YRS) ACTUAL 3.125% (FORECAST 3.125%, PREVIOUS 3.125%)

PUMP IT LOUDAAA PUMP IT LOUDAAA

WAIT I JUST LOOKED IT UP YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THERE'S ACTUALLY NO JEROME POWELL RULE34???

young mans take - old man says find what works for you and RIP IT

SPY NOT DOING WHAT YOU WANT IT TO DO, CALL TOP DAWG LAW

Literally any sell order whatsoever hits the lit exchange: SPY: "STOP THE COUNT, STOP THE COUNT!!!!!!!! NO LOOK ITS ACTUALLY GOING UP LOOOOOK LOOK WE SQUEEZED IT AGAIN AFTER TURNING OFF SELLS YOU CAN BUY DONT WORRY" Its a bit pathetic dont you think?

they bot before fomc? DAMP IT

DUMP IT

Is this real life? Like you can't make this up TRUMP ACCUSES BIDEN OF USING AUTOPEN TO SIGN SOME FED APPOINTMENTS INCLUDING POWELL, "WILL LOOK INTO IT"

“Good afternoon. My colleagues and I remain squarely focused on achieving our dual-mandate goals of maximum employment and stable prices for the benefit of the American people. Unfortunately 🥭 doesn’t see it the same way and has withheld crucial data that we need to make sound decisions.” So for the next hour I’ll just sit here and JORK IT, while you guys watch.”

me BUT MAKE IT $MSFT + $AMZN

THE DAY I met you there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster yesterday i saw the same white substance outside the hut where the bat was kept AND SUDDENLY IT HIT ME THE GREAT WHITE BAT HAS GREAT WHITE GUANO