IT

Need Jerome to go up the the podium next week, plop his dick on it and say "FUCK IT WE BALL. RATES TO 0. BUY BUY BUY"

CBOE IT: " Yeah just swap the floppy drive out with the new one. Mhmm, now open up the install wizard and save the zip called THETA\_TRASH\_MARKET.exe. Yup, hit run."

DATA LOOKS GOOD PUMP IT.

GOOD CREDIT SHE GONNA LET IT SLIDE THRUUU

DAMP IT. ENGAGE DA DRILLS.

here is your daily noon PUMP IT UP session, enjoy

I AM STILL GOOGLING SO HARD AND YOU CANT STOP IT (watch it now crashing)

alright. DAMP IT

$RGTI IS A PIECE OF SHIT - SHORT IT

GIVE IT UP, BERS. LET MY SOY CROSS 690

Looking back at the 2008 recession, that was chump change. What a run it has been, lost a lot, but gained a lot. That run made the last 15 years was amazing. Bought a house, at the bottom, got a good job that became a career, bank account that went from almost nothing to a wee bit closer to the moon. IT WAS VERY GOOD!!! Only for my Wife to file for a Divorce and take almost everything. What a Freaking Life!!!

Looking back at the 2008 recession, that was chump change. What a run it has been, lost a lot, but gained a lot. That run made the last 15 years was amazing. Bought a house, at the bottom, got a good job that became a career, bank account that went from almost nothing to a wee bit closer to the moon. IT WAS VERY GOOD!!! Only for my Wife to file for a Divorce and take almost everything. What a Fukn Life!!!

Bears think the market is overinflated. A story as old as time. GUESS WHAT DUMB FUCKS IT KEEPS GOING UP FUCK YOU HAHAHAHAHAHA

**WE DID IT! ATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BER FUK BER FUK LMFAOOOO**

I LOVE THIS MARKET. IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.

NFLX DIP BEING GOBBLED UP AND MY CALLS LOVE IT

PSA: coins are DUMPING HARD RIGHT NOW IT"S NOOOOOT GOOD AT ALL

IT IS OVER ! 🔻❤️🔻

The data is bad. He says, “DONT RELEASE IT!!!” And now they are arguing about who is in legal jeopardy if they just lie about this stuff. And he is telling them not to worry because he will just pardon.

After this earnings report, TSLA PE will be 405x But yeah muh robots. Who even needs that and with what money will the average joe buy one So CALLS IT IS

WE’LL DO IT LIVE FUCK IT WE’LL DO IT LIVE

📢 DON'T DO IT, YOU STILL HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!!!! like a nice can of soda pop

Watch as soon as market closes, after hours will pump. Fucking rigged fake and ghey ass god damn MARKET PIECE OF SHIT I HATE IT GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! lol

YOU CAN DO IT SPY

DUMP IT ALL SPY QQQ

Yeah I lose some money today but it’s better knowing that I have a sense of community here with you all and FUCK IT I HATE TOU SPY

#DADDY MARK CUCKERBERG PLZ INJECT MORE SEMEN INTO $META AND MAKE IT PUMP $700 TY BB

ANY TRUE INNOVATION LEFT WILL DESTROY THE SYSTEM IT WAS BORN FROM, NEWS AT 11

MADE INFINITE DOLLARS EVERY SINGLE TIME THERE WAS A RED CANDLE, ITS SO SIMPLE BRO, JUST SHORT IT WHEN ITS REALLY GREEN, SO SIMPLE BRO REALLY 

GOLD PAMPING. IT WILL NEVER DUMP BELOW 4200 AGAIN

BOUGHT SPY QQQ DIP - YET AGAIN IT"S THAT SIMPLE , BRO

BOUGHT SPY QQQ DIP - YET AGAIN IT"S THAT SIMPLE , BRO

BOUGHT SPY QQQ DIP - YET AGAIN MADE PROFITS - YET AGAIN IT"S THAT SIMPLE , BRO

FUCK NVDA PLEASE STAY AT 180 NVDA I REALLY HOPE MY PUTS PRINT I REALLY DONT WANT IT TO GO TO 220

IWM 1% AWAY FROM ATH FULL SEND IT 15% HIGHER

🧨🧨 BEAR APOCALYPSE INCOMING — FINAL WARNING 🧨🧨 LISTEN UP YOU PAPER-HANDED, RED-CANDLE-WORSHIPPING, MARGIN-CALL-MAGNET DEGENERATES 🐻🐻🐻 YOUR SHORTS ARE ABOUT TO GET VAPORIZED SO HARD THE SEC WILL NEED A NEW WORD FOR “OBLITERATION” WE’RE PRINTING THE MOTHER OF ALL MEGAGREEN GOD-CANDLES — WE’RE TALKING SO FUCKING THICK IT’LL MAKE THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT LOOK LIKE A COCKTAIL STRAW 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Every single one of you pathetic inverse jimbo clowns is about to: * Get your stops hunted like the weak prey animals you are * Watch your account balance drop faster than your dad left for milk * Wake up to a liquidation wick so long it’ll pierce the heavens and fist-bump Satoshi on the way up * Cry actual tears while your wife’s boyfriend screenshots your -98% P&L and sends it to the group chat * Sell the family Prius just to cover the margin call * Change your name, move to a different continent, and still get recognized as “that guy who shorted the mother of all squeezes” You had ONE job: respect the trend. Instead you chose violence against the bulls. Now the chart is about to return the favor — with interest, compound interest, war-crime-level interest. THIS ISN’T A SQUEEZE. THIS IS A FUCKING EXTINCTION EVENT FOR BEARS.

PUMP IT YOU FUCKIN NERDS

Attention I am going to SELL MY CALLS RIGHT NOW. SO BUY CALLS BECAUSE THE MOMENT I DO IT WILL MOON. THIS IS A 100 PERCENT PROBABILITY EVENT. FREE MONEY IN 2 MINUTES

BUY THE DIP RIGHT NOW AND DONT OVERTHINK IT YOU WILL THANK ME LATER I PROMISE YOU

NVDA PAMP IT

GOOGLE SEND IT

CHANT IT WITH ME: ALL TIME HIGH ALL TIME HIGH

Oh yea Meta announcing their billions and billions of cap ex has been a disaster and there is no future in it and its all been a waste of time/money and we are now realizing the losses. PAMP IT.

lol. Company I used to work for. Their IT department did a fake scam email to all employees after doing training on avoiding scams to see if people paid attention. The my sent an email saying it was a $25 Amazon card for employee appreciation. Had to click a link. Enter you work emails username and password. Then personal info. Most people deleted the email or only opened the email before realizing it was sketchy. But like 3 people went all the way through and entered personal information. They were pissed when they found out they fell for it. Then like 2 months later IT did a similar one again to see if the results improved. They did not two of the 3 same people went all the way to the end lol.

I FUCKING KNEW IT

##IT PAYS TO BE GAY

DONT TOUCH NFLX AND MSFT. TOO HOT THAT WILL BURN YOU. LET IT COOL DOWN..

HERE IT COMES

ATH of 690 by EOD PAMP IT

GOGOGO ⁶⁸⁴ U CAN DO IT