IT

IT MAKES 0 SENSE HOW THE MARKET IS POSITIVE RIGHT NOW LIKE LITERALLY 0

BUY EVERY SINGLE DIP THEY DONT LET IT GO DOWN

#MARK CUCKERBERG PLZ MAKE $META GREEN WHY TF IS IT DOWN

Yeah I’m selling my AMZN calls at -50% WHEN IT GETS THERE *Spanish laughing guy*

Tesla sales down 20% in Germany. Retail regards: PAMP IT

# IMAGINE FALLING FOR THE MSFT FUD # MARKET ALREADY KNEW IT WAS FAKE AND THAT'S WHY IT WENT GREEN # LITERALLY TOO EASY AT THIS POINT

IT WAS ALL A RUSE LMFAOO

FULL SEND IT IWM

JUST SLAP SOME MORE AI ON IT

# MARKET CELEBRATING COMPLETE JOB AND AI MARGIN EROSION # IT DOESN'T GET ANY MORE BULLISH THAN THIS FOLKS # BUY WITH CONFIDENCE

THEY ALL BOUGHT PUTS NOW IT CAN PUMP

This isn’t the 1990s, we don’t need to tank on employment data. The most profitable time was a fucking pandemic when the world was shut down. In fact, with AI, automating jobs away IS WHAT MAKES IT PROFITABLE 🤦‍♂️

They "cut loss"? PUMP IT

As an IT guy I can confirm that MS sale reps have gotten shittier and shittier over the years. They are definitely mailing it in these days because they think they've got everyone captured.

The USA has no jobs: Market flat. Microsoft will make slightly less than expected on AI: DUMP IT

#ROBINHOOD SHORT SELLING IS HERE LETS GET TO IT REGARDS

**ARE YOU READY TO GO TO 6-70? GET IT? 6-7?**

IT"S OVER< SELL FUKING EVERYTHING AT OPEN RETAIL

EVERY FUCKING TIME I NEED A LITTLE UP IT GOES A LOT DOWN! EVERY.FUCKING.TIME.

I'm pissed. There was a guy that sarcastically said calls on Marvell because they release a new movie every year! BUT NOW LOOK AT IT

# ADP JOBS CONTRACTED -32K VERSUS 10K GROWTH EXPECTED # BELIEVE IT OR NOT CALLS # RATE CUTS BACK TO 0 JUST CONFIRMED

**IF BTC EVEN TOUCHES 90K EVER AGAIN, BAN MY ACCOUNT FOR A WEEK. IT WONT HAPPEN**

DUNK IT

ONE MORE MARVELL JOKE, AND I CALL 🥭 TO DELIST IT

Right, those IT guys are maybe .01%

Remove the few thousands IT multi millionaires from Cali, and its GDP goes lower than Somalia. Shit is like 99% fent zombies and 1% gold caviar with a sip of champagne

ANTHROPIC TAPS IPO LAWYERS AS IT RACES OPENAI TO GO PUBLIC - Financial Times

I DONT WANNA TALK ABOUT IT 

MY STEP DADDY WORKS FOR MARVELL TOLD ME TO APE ON IT BOUGHT IN AT 75 WE UP SO BIG RN LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

Here comes the same dip again….. here we go again…. JUST. DO. IT. ALREADY.

“I should get back in on GOOG. It’s consolidating” *buys GOOG options* “Oh god the theta decay. It burns. IT BURNS”

HERE THEY COME TO SELL IT ALL

DUMP IT

BRO RDDT IS MOONING AND IM HERE FOR IT

Let the crypto wars begin! PEPE(ETH) TO $100!!!! SCREW BITCOIN. WANT TO CRYPTO DO IT THE FUN WAY! DOGECOIN TO $1000 as well!

WHY DID I LISTEN TO THAT FUCKING GUY WHO TOLD ME TO BUY LULU HE SAID IT WAS GOING UP

PUMP IT

LMFAO LETS GO NVIDIA I KNEW IT WHEN HALF THIS SUB WAS SAYING DEAD STOCK

DO IT, SAYLOR, PRESS THE BUY BUTTON 🚀🚀🚀🚀

so he said there are issues TANK IT

Mr. “GO AHEAD I DARE YOU TO SHORT IT” is suddenly scrambling 🤣🤣

There is a 7 minutes gap WHAT DOES IT MEAN ?

This is it? This is what we waited for? DUMP IT

God damn the Honor Magic V looks SO FUCKIN SICK I don't care if it's a national security risk I FUCKIN WANT IT

$AMZN $240C 5/12 WATCH IT AND SENDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Actually. It does have a component that addresses the effect of improved quality/scale *GROK IT FOOL*

I DON'T GET IT. How are noSQL db's (MDB) making money? The only case I can see for them are new vibe coders hacking together something on the MERN stack, but that can't mean substantial revs. Ask any developer worth their salt on Reddit and they'll tell you relational is the way to go for enterprise apps. Seriously, if I suggest any enterprise developer to switch from SQL to noSQL not only will I get buried in downvotes I'll probably get laughed out of the room and my job questioned.

IT IS YOUR LIQUIDATION DAY.

"OpenAI’s investment into Thrive Holdings is its latest circular deal OpenAI is taking an ownership stake in Thrive Holdings, whose parent company is one of the AI giant’s major investors, Thrive Capital. Thrive Holdings operates like a private equity firm for AI, rolling up companies that it believes could benefit from the tech in sectors like accounting and IT services. Neither company disclosed the terms of the deal, but it will involve OpenAI embedding engineering, research, and product teams within Thrive’s companies to accelerate AI adoption and boost efficiency, the company says. If those companies succeed, OpenAI’s stake will grow, and it will get compensated for its services, according to reporting from CNBC. " It's the circle of life

THIS IS NOT A LOGICAL MARKET. BER CAN TALK ABOUT RETEST POINTS, VOLUME, AND CIRCUIT BREAKERS ALL YOU WANT BUT IT WILL LIKELY INVERSE RUG YOU TO THE UPSIDE IN SOME SORT OF GIGA PUMP EVENT