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# ANYONE THAT WATCHED MY EARLY DAY COMMENTS SAW THE QQQ 718 BOTTOM I WAS TALKING ABOUT. **THAT'S EXACTLY A CRITICAL BOUNCE ZONE FOR A 4H HIGHER LOW.** JANE STREET SENT IT STRAIGHT TO IT JUST TO POCKET FROM THEIR SHORTS ALL THE WAY DOWN FROM PREVIOUS CLOSE TO THE PRE-MARKET AND JUST BUY CHEAP CALLS THE 0,1 MSEC THE MARKET OPENS SO GOOD TO BE A HEDGE FUND LMAO THOSE GUYS ARE MAKING GAZILLIONS EACH QUARTER WE ONLY HAVE TIME (DAYS, WEEKS, MONTHS) ON OUR SIDE. THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE SERIOUS MONEY FROM 0-1DTE IS TO GAMBLE OR GET A TACO TRUTH ON YOUR SIDE **THANK YOU FOR ATTENDING MY TEDX TALK, HELP YOURSELF THROUGH THE EXIT WITH FREE JUICY CHEAP CALLS** LASTLY, THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

# I KNEW THE SEMI HYPE WAS OVER WHEN MY DUMB TARD BARBER STARTED TALKING ABOUT THEM AND SAID HE THREW 10S OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN IT... LMFAOO.

This is IT. The Great Sell-Off of our time. And YOU will buy puts 🫵

DUMP IT

Thanks Korea for the MU dump, means no crash after earnings and mega send, priced in. SEND IT!!!

DUMP IT

WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A FUCKING GOOD IDEA TO ADD A MEME STOCK TO NASDAQ. NOW IT FEELS LIKE NASBAG

After Baron didn't find the needed information in wsb, the next orangoman tweet will be: WHY IS THE MARKET DROPPING, IT SHOULD BE GOING UP!

CIRCUIT BREAKER LETS GO BERS I TIMED IT PERFECTLY SOLD EVERYTHING ON FRIDAY

BER FUK IT BOUNCED 30 CENTS OFF 740

I WAS BANNED FOR 7 DAYS AND NOTICED A FEW BEARS DIDNT MAKE IT LMAO 🤌

Price it >TRUMP: PROBABLY TALK ABOUT CUTTING RATES WITH WARSH >TRUMP SAID OF WARSH “HE THINKS YOU HAVE TO LOWER INTEREST RATES” >TRUMP SAYS HE THINKS WARSH UNDERSTANDS HE WANTS LOWER RATES, WOULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN JOB HAD HE SAID HE WANTED TO RAISE RATES >TRUMP: WARSH WILL CUT RATES WITHOUT WHITE HOUSE PRESSURE >TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY >TRUMP: FRANKLY, GAS PRICE HASN'T GONE UP AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT >TRUMP: I HAVE THE GREATEST PLAN OF ALL, WON'T REVEAL WHAT IT IS >TRUMP: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!! >BESSENT: RATES PEAKED THE DAY BEFORE WARSH WAS SWORN IN >BESSENT: 100% APPROVE OF THE FED GETTING RID OF FORWARD GUIDANCE >DALY SAYS FORWARD GUIDANCE NOT GOOD AT THIS JUNCTURE >WARSH: I DONT BELIEVE IN FORWARD GUIDANCE >WARSH: MY PREFERRED INFLATION MEASURE IS PCE TRIMMED MEAN >TRUMP: “I LOVE THE INFLATION”

I DID IT I PUT ALGAE IN BEARS PORTFOLIOS

PAMP IT!

FUTES ARE BEING GEY, PACK IT UP IT'S SO FUCKING OVER.

You’ve heard of FANG. Mag 7. I give you The Thirsty 13. Specifically designed for bag holders that keep buying the dip that keeps on dipping. Massive YTD losses. CRM - 43.23% FIS - 43.25% ADBE - 44.32% WDAY - 47.23% LULU - 49.29% CTSH - 49.54% IT - 50.15% PODD - 50.91% TTD - 52.54% ACN - 53.51% BSX - 53.56% CSGP - 55.95% INTU - 61.00%

I bought 2 weeks ago thinking it was the bottom, IT WAS NOT

PAMP IT

JUST SEND MSFT TO $0 ALREADY AND GET IT OVER WITH!!!! FUCK YOU ALL!

TO MUCH FUKING WINNING WITH MU. I JUST CANT FUKING TAKE IT ANYMORE. SOMEONE PLEASE PAUSE THE WINNING SO I CNA BREATH - DJT

WE ALL CAN SEE IT

**YOU HAVE TO RIDE THIS WAVE WHILE IT LASTS**

# ALL IN ON MU SEND IT TO $2000

SPY END +0.5% I CAN FEEL IT COMING

MSFT 372!! U CAN DO IT 😡

HOLY FUCK SAAS. TURN IT OFF

# MICRON ONLY UP NEVER GOING DOWN MOON IT

PAMP IT

You regards need to stop buying calls on the thesis "OH ITS DOWN ENOUGH IT SHOULD GO UP NOW"

HOW MUCH MORE IS IT GOING TO DROP

YES DUMP IT

MY ENTIRE PORT IS LIT GREEN OMFG!!!!!! AND TO TOP IT ON IM HOLDING A STOCK THATS PROJECTED TO GO 10-20X FROM HERE.

SNAP TO IT FULL PORT SNAP WERE ON A RUN

# LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP ON DIRT CHEAP QQQ CALLS # IT WANTS A NEW ALL TIME HIGH TODAY # WE ABOUT TO PUMP!

# PUMP IT

1% SPY FUCKING DO IT

POS MICROSLOP STOP SELLING OFF THE MOMENT IT GOES UP

Same, legit just trying to trap retail in contracts so they can steal the premium L0L NEVER ENTER A CREDIT SPREAD ON ROBINHOOD, YOU CAN HAVE IT UNDER BID PRICE FOR THE WHOLE TRADING DAY AND NOT GET FILLED SCAM AS FUCK

DONT DO IT PLS

# CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL BULLS WHO HELD QQQ CALLS OVER THE WEEKEND AFTER IT ALREADY MOVED UP 2% ON THURSDAY

SNED IT

dont sell AVGO BUY IT RETARDS

AI is the future! - PUMP We need GPUs! - PUMP Cloud services! - PUMP Data centers! - PUMP War is on! - PUMP War is off! - PUMP More RAM! - PUMP War is on! - PUMP More CPUs! - PUMP We out of oil! - PUMP War is off! - PUMP Actually it's on! - PUMP We're really out of oil! - PUMP Rate hikes! - PUMP Threaten diplomatic envoy! - PUMP Four weeks until strategic oil reserves are tapped out and we fall into an unprecedented global energy crisis! BELIEVE IT OR NOT PUMP

PUMP IT

everyone malding about microsoft, u gonna be bitching when its at 500 in a year or so? or making posts about shoulda bought? i swear sometimes instead of gambling i think this is just the special ed class. TAKE THE GAMBLE, BUY THE STOCK, AND FUCKING HOLD IT. AND STOP POSTING ABOUT IT EVERY .01 PERCENT

#GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT, IS THE STRAIGHT OPEN OR NOT?

BREAKING: IRAN DELEGATES were set to leave with NO DEAL until JD VANCE mounted a COUCH and started FUCKING IT crazy style upon which Araghchi yelled "GO WHITE BOY GO" thus reaching a deal 😱😍🫡

TURN IT OFF PLEASE

DO NOT ASK FOR WHOM THE STRAIT TOLLS IT TOLLS FOR THEE

# IT DOESN'T GET ANY EASIER THAN THIS # FUTES LITERALLY TELLING YOU WE ARE GOING MUCH HIGHER FROM HERE # CALLS FOR AFTER JULY 4TH A GAURANTEED 3X ON EVERY INDEX # FULL PORT LONG CALLS AT 9:30:01 EST AM # USA USA USA!!!!