IT

**I HATE GREENLAND I HATE IT** **I HOPE YOU GET FUCKING SUNK**

#MR PRESIDENT, WE CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE, IT’S TOO MUCH

Fuckin GREEN EVERYWHWRE IT HURTS MAKIJG SO MUCH MONEY

There was a massive stockpile of memory because that shit is easy to make and honestly demand was low for decades. They decided to just say the opposite and say there is actually a shortage and AI literally CANT FUNCTION WITHOUT IT. Despite the fact that the AI bubble has been going for like 2.5 years now, you mean to tell me they are just now figuring it out? Anyways, just another short squeezable "shovel in a gold rush" stock that is being manipulated to the sky in hopes of keeping the inevitable AI bubble crash at bay a little longer, or last in line for their turn to pump off the back of the AI bubble. Idk for sure which scenario it is.

I SEENT IT

DAMP IT

AND DO YOU HAVE EXTENDED COVERAGE ON YOUR VEHICLE? IT IS RUNNING OUT

#WHY DOES IT KEEP PUMPING #WHAT ABOUT MY BEARISH THESIS ??????

Soooooo.....they gave IT a little bag of magic beans, a bead bracelet, and a treasure map of Greenland with a big "X" on it ( IT thought that meant that's where Elon's summer house is located)........in exchange for ending the huffing and puffing and threatening to blow the house down. What a ridiculous sideshow, and embarrassment to the US.

I remember seeing a ber this morning claim trump is serious and expect 3 months of slow decline lmaooo IT ONLY GOES UP NOTHING IS REAL

"WHY WONT THE MARKET GO UP!! I ANNOUNCED A THING! I TACO'ED AGAIN WHY WOULDNT IT PUMP AGAIN? WE RELEASE THE BEST FAKE NUMBERS AND THIS CROOKED JOE BIDEN MARKET JUST GOES DOWN. SOMEONE GO THREATEN JEROME'S BOYFRIEND AGAIN, MAKE HIM TURN THE PRINTER ON RIGHT NOW" \- The mango that cried tariff after his 27th consecutive taco.

HE COULD HAVE FIXED IT FOR 25 million bucks!!

IT WAS A BEAR TRAP!!!!!

HOOD BAGHOLDERS, YOU REALLY THOUGHT IT WOULD BEEN GREEN TODAY YOU MY FILTHY REGARDS, I LOVE YOU DON'T CHOKE ON YOUR CRAYONS THO

HOOD BAGHOLDERS SHOW YOURSELF HOW DOES IT FEEL TO GET RUGPULLED, AGAIN?

KILL IT

PAMP IT DAMP IT PAMP IT DAMP IT

RUN IT BACK 😂😂😂🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

NO NO NO I WILL NOT DO IT

WE WANT A PIECE OF ICE FOR OUR PROTECTION, BUT THEY WONT GIVE IT

DADDY PUMP IT

DOUBLE IT OR GIVE IT TO THE NEXT PRESIDENT

Heard it here first: he always lies: STOCK MARKET DOUBLES SHORTLY ---> IT WILL HALVE

PAMP IT SPY!

PUMP IT STOCK DOUBLED

PAMP IT!

Just shows how little the market needs to pump “we won’t use force” “BUY IT ALL FUCK BUY NOW”

Agent Orange TACO'd! PAMP IT! 📈📈📈📈📈

HE TACO'ED CALLS IT IS

POMP IT!!

HOLY SHIT GOOGLE WAS JUST NORTH OF 330 HOW THE FUCK IS IT ALMOST BACK TO 300 BAGHOLDERS MINTED SO FAST

Acquisition - not war. CALLS IT IS

HE SAID IT AGAIN

THERE IT IS!

OMG HERE IT COMES!!!

OMG SILVER CRASHING TO WHERE IT WAS…. yesterday…? Nevermind carry on

The US markets are propped up by cheap debt. But there's no more cheap debt when your creditors dump $10B worth of Treasuries, flooding the market with something that nobody wants anymore. This is like Jeremy Irons flying in on his helicopter, saying "DUMP IT ALL" to Demi Moore.

AND I DID IT MYYY WAYYYYYYYYYY 🔥🔥💸🔥🔥

HOPEFULLY IT TANKS MORE SO I CAN BUY SATELLITE STONKS

LOAD UP $AMZN AT $225 $GOOGL AT $305 TOMORROW ONLY BIG SALE LETS FUCKING GET IT

GIVE ME $AMZN AT $230 I'LL BUY IT!

bro reddit.... READ IT. netflix... INTERNET FLICKS. mind blown

I KNOW IT SOUNDS LIKE COPE But tsla dumping that much on that low volume is weird, dump days are usually high volume

*"Sir, less and less people are signing up to buy our products with the clearly manipulated prices..."* "WAIT, I GOT IT...!" .... "Two words: Predictions. Market." 💀💀💀

AND SHE LIKED IT

THAT DOES IT!!! I'm starting a daycare in Minneapolis..........

TRUMP SAID IT WAS A GOOD TIME TO BUY!!! HOW IS THIS MY FAULT???

# AAPL IS DOWN ALMOST 10% YTD. # "THIS IS AN AMAZING YEAR" IS THAT WHAT HE JUST CALLED IT??

MARK ZUCKERBERG COULD NOT BELIEVE IT

GIVE HIM THE RETARD NOBEL PRIZE, HE DESERVES IT!!!