IT

ITS MY MONEY AND I WANT IT NOW

**BUT I'M WEAK** # And what's wrong with that? # 😫😫😫😫 **BOY OH BOY I LOVE IT WHEN I FALL FOR THAT** 😔

BUT CAN YOU F IT? LMAO 🤌

I’M A POET AND I DIDN’T KNOW IT

PUSH IT UPPPPPP

YOU GUYS ARE LETTING IT SLIP COWARDS!!!

https://preview.redd.it/o7jb9imx151h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=081b6ce48eddc643819bf345d3997d170d4862c7 HERE IT COMES

PUSH IT HIGHER ,WAKE UP AMD

DO IT. GIVE YE 748

LETS GO EVERYONE LETS MOVE IT

IT JUST DOESNT STOP

YO HOW THE FUCK IS IT STILL GOING

NO CRYING IN THE CASINO PUMP IT

3% day DO IT

I maxed out my margin on plug, now LET IT RIP

Pssssst. DO IT. Do it.... Revenge trade. You'll get it all back.

So Puts lose money and calls make money, GOT IT

SELL SELL MU PUTS SELL IT ALL BEFORE IT GOES TO 0 PANIC SELL

MU YOU CAN DO IT! 850 EOD

Dude what in the actual fuck. Why the fuck can't MSFT fucking open and hold green. WHY THE FUCK DOES IT ALWAYS GO RED AT OPEN??????

WAIT IT WAS A BER TRAP ALL ALONG?

HOLY SHIET, THE COW I HAD TO SACRIFICE TO BILLY GATES.. IT WORKED WE GREEN, WE BACK.

I don't want to do IT shit today. I feel like I'm getting sick and I just want to watch the little lines dance around.

DUMP IT

FAKE NUMBERS DUMP IT Retail Sales (MoM) (Apr) 0.5% vs 0.5% EST Core Retail Sales (MoM) (Apr) 0.7% vs 0.7% EST Initial Jobless Claims 211K vs 205K EST

Bahahahah poet just wrote another warrant CALLED IT

JORKING IT

GOT CALLS AT CLOSE EXPIRING 5/15 PRAYING IT WORKS OUT

Holy FUCK Nvidia. 3% overnight? PUMP IT INSIDE MY PORT DADDY JENSEN!

CRANK IT

The good thing about being up 2700% are the massive amounts of gains. The bad thing is I can't sell because the taxes are too high and I don't have a job yet as a college grad yet.... SO I SAY LET IT FUCKING RIDE BABY. SPY 850 2027!!!

CONCENTRATION CREATES WEALTH. DIVERSIFICATION MAINTAINS IT.

# AND THERE IT IS # QQQ BRAND SPANKING NEW ALL TIME HIGHS AFTER HOURS # IMAGINE NOT BUYING CALLS ON THAT END OF DAY BEAR TRAP LIKE EVERYONE ELSE WHO HAD 2 EYES AND HALF A BRAIN DID

And isn't it IONQ Don't cha think? IT'S LIKE RAaaEeAaaIN

Cloud and IT management. Basically a big chunk of Fortune 500 companies use them to manage and track internal data and workflow blah blah blah. Very boring. But also very deeply entrenched with almost 100% resubscription rates

I SEE IT

# YOU JUST KNOW THAT BESSANT AND TRUMP ARE GOING TO BE TWEETING ALL NIGHT AND ALL PRE-MARKET LONG ABOUT HOW THERE'S GOING TO BE NEW DEALS EVERY SINGLE WEEK # MARKET GOING TO EAT IT UP NOT BECAUSE ANYONE BELIEVES IT BUT BECAUSE EVERYONE IS LONG AS FUCK

IN ALL HONESTY BUYING THE DOW JONES HERE IS A LEGIT ARBITRAGE TRADE ITS TRAILING THE SP500 BY FCKING 9% LMAO IDC IM DOING IT

# QQQ CALLS AFTER CLOSE ALREADY UP 50% # YES IT LITERALLY IS THAT EASY

No. You won't make that money every day. Wait until you have so much money you can just retire. I work in IT too and it sucks but you gotta get money somewhere besides the stock market until you can retire. You health insurance is gonna eat that 30k fast.

I’m up 30k this week should i quit my IT job ?

That was clearly an attempt to get you to sell your calls. DON'T DO IT

IT WAS ALL A DRAM

DO YOU KNOW WHY THEY CALL IT THE WALL OF WORRY? BECAUSE YOU EVENTUALLY **CLIMB UP** OVER IT.

PAMP IT !!!!!!!!!!!!! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

HERE IT COMES!!!!!

# WE AREN'T GOING DOWN GET OVER IT # SLAM CALLS AND LAUGH AND DANCE LIKE THE REST OF US

60 point Shrek dildo on 16 million volume SPX call spamming/market maker hedging pump LOVE IT

# OH SHIT HERE IT COMES # ANOTHER PARABOLIC MOVE UP FOR THE DAY

# IMAGINE NOT BUYING QQQ CALLS WHEN IT WAS AT $696 NOT EVEN 24 HOURS AGO