IT

If gas is too expensive get your lazy to straight of Hormuz and just TAKE IT

THATS REALLY IT? LOLOLOL

OH MY FUCKING GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP, DOES THE LINE GO UP OR DOES IT GO DOWN?????

OH NO BOLS DONT TELL ME YOU FELL FOR IT AGAIN

My unc is in futes IT and he’s telling me what’s happening lmao

PLS DONT TELL ME BOLS ARE GOING TO FALL FOR IT AGAIN

WHAT HAPPENED I WAS TOO BUSY JORKIN IT PLEASE TELL ME THEY OPENED THE GAYZ OF HORMUZ

FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD

Guys if you’re bored and wanna get worked up about financial conspiracy theories. Go look at some charts. Look at the 2 Year/10 Year Treasury Spread charts. Look at the VIX charts. Look at charts for when the market has dropped substantially in the past 30 years. There is ALWAYS a major global event when these three things align. The first Gulf War, 9/11, COVID, Iran. ALWAYS. THE WORLD IS RAN BY LIZARD PEOPLE AND THEY’RE KEEPING IT UNDER CONTROL, MAN

Full port USO calls starting tomorrow morning. FUCK IT

Made wayyyyyy too much money today I should be happy But there's this annoying little cicada in my head that is saying BUT WHAT IF WE DOUBLE IT TOMORROW 😭😭😭 I'm going to lose it all

# FKN LOL I BELIEVE THE IRANIANS OVER THE GODDAMNED 🥭 RETARD. IT HAS COME TO THIS.

IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO - 🍊

THEY DONT EVEN GOT A FAKE V TO GIVE THATS HOW OVER IT IS HAHAHAH

Like, I'm surprised bulls seeing that overnight low liquidity pump on literally nothing, after seeing the weak ass TACO pumps last week, thought it would actually hold during regular session. No one gives a shit about how cHeAp $MSFT/$NVDA/$META has become fundamentally. IT'S ALL FUCKING VIBES.

He bought a call??? DUMP IT

DUMP IT!!!

YOU CAN DO IT SPY! GO RED

DUMP IT NOW

#IT IS TIME TO REDEEM

DO NOT REEDEEMM IT 

DAMPT IT!!!

my NVDA 1DTE calls x200 starts to PAY IT"S THE EASEST TRADE EVER

still time to FULL PORT NVDA 1DTE calls IT"S FREE MONEY FOR FUK SAKE

#LMAO BUL FELL FOR IT

Well look, its just stagflation and it sucks balls. They hike rates because inflation is running hot, that's monetarism and all the central bank knows to do. The opposite is COMMUNISM according to Austrian School economists so you're going to take your high-rate low growth economy and LIKE IT.

THIS IS HOW RECESSIONS START AND NO ONE WANTS TO SAY IT OUT LOUD. SUPPLY SHOCK INSTANT PUSH INFLATION, CONSUMER ALREADY DEAD CREDIT MAXED OUT AND NOW ENERGY PRICES SPIKE INTO A SLOWING ECONOMY PERFECT STORM BUT YEAH KEEP BTFD LIKE THIS IS JUST ANOTHER DIP FED CAN’T CUT WITH OIL MOONING SO WHAT NOW HIGH RATES + WEAK GROWTH = GAME OVER EARNINGS ABOUT TO GET REPRICED HARD AND NO ONE IS READY FOR IT SMART MONEY BEEN DE-RISKING FOR WEEKS BUT RETAIL STILL ALL IN THINKING ATH NEXT MONTH THIS IS NOT A BLACK SWAN THIS IS THE CYCLE TURNING AND YOU’RE WATCHING IT LIVE GOOD LUCK

DAMP IT

PUMP IT

IT S A TRAP

No, I’m saying IT WIL, go to the right

FOOL ME THREE TIME FUK THE PEACE SIGN LOAD THE CHOPPA LET IT RAIN ON U

You forgot the 15 point plan negotiated with someone IT.

TRUMP ON TRUTH SOCIAL: THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS IN SERIOUS DISCUSSIONS WITH A NEW, AND MORE REASONABLE, REGIME TO END OUR MILITARY OPERATIONS IN IRAN. GREAT PROGRESS HAS BEEN MADE BUT, IF FOR ANY REASON A DEAL IS NOT SHORTLY REACHED, WHICH IT PROBABLY WILL BE, AND IF THE HORMUZ STRAIT IS NOT IMMEDIATELY “OPEN FOR BUSINESS,” WE WILL CONCLUDE OUR LOVELY “STAY” IN IRAN BY BLOWING UP AND COMPLETELY OBLITERATING ALL OF THEIR ELECTRIC GENERATING PLANTS, OIL WELLS AND KHARG ISLAND (AND POSSIBLY ALL DESALINIZATION PLANTS!), WHICH WE HAVE PURPOSEFULLY NOT YET “TOUCHED.” THIS WILL BE IN RETRIBUTION FOR OUR MANY SOLDIERS, AND OTHERS, THAT IRAN HAS BUTCHERED AND KILLED OVER THE OLD REGIME’S 47 YEAR “REIGN OF TERROR.” THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

DON'T GIVE HER A LEMON SHE DOESN'T DESERVE IT

I'M SELLING $100K OF AMZN WHEN MARKET OPENS AND PUTTING IT ALL INTO KRATOS DEFENSE. WE EITHER HOMELESS OR BUYING A LAMBO IN 5 YEARS WOOOOOOOO

STRAIGHT WAS CLOSED AND NOW RETARD TRYING TO REOPEN IT LMAOOO ART OF THE DEAL

WHY ARE FUTURES NOT DOWN MORE??? EVERY BER SAID THIS WAS IT THIS TIME!!!

STAYC GIRL IT GOING DOWNNNNNN

PICK IT UP BESSENT MARGIN IS CALLING

OIL 200$, TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT

i was down 30% so i sold everything and bought puts on friday. WE FINNA MAKE IT BACK THIS WEEK UH HUHH

IS IT FINALLY 🅱️UCKIN 🅱️APPENING? 👁️👄👁️

IT WAS ALL AN AUTISTIC KID'S DREAM is the only headline I would consider bullish as this point

Believe it or not. CALLS IT IS!

You guys gotta look at the TQQQ sub it’s either oh no IT fAlLinG fUkk or it’s gonna go below 20 and den imma load up n b rich m GENIuS

# BARON HAS PUTS BUT I CANT PROVE IT

* TRUMP: IF WE CHANGE THE DOW JONES AVERAGE TO THE DOW JONES MEDIAN, IT MAY GO UP THOUSANDS OF POINTS What the fuck

# THIS IS NOT A WAR ITS A MILITARY CONFLICT IT DOESNT COUNT

JAY JAY! DO IT NOW!!!