IT

I HAVE THE BIGGEST BESTEST RED DAYS. EVERYONE SAYS IT

Reading some truly dire comments in here. I know I talk a lot of shit but hear me if you need this - _it is only money and it is not worth your life._ I promise. You can make it all back and then some. You cannot undo the permanent decision that is harming yourself. Find a friend. Go outside. Breathe the fresh air and understand _against all odds you are fucking ALIVE and AWARE OF IT._ Then revel in that joy. Share it with others. <3

When others lose money: *it’s not worth it, it’s just money. Take a deep breath and relax, it will be okay* When I lose money: *IM GONNA FUCKING END IT ALL AHHHHH*

GOOD NEWS IT ONLY GETS WORSE

**THIS. IS. IT.** https://preview.redd.it/p7k6t5yx8nrg1.png?width=616&format=png&auto=webp&s=c294baee7889afa9ece5df544df64c7386357c60

#I THOUGH WE WERE GONNA BE TIRED OF ALL THE WINNING DAME IT

THEY ARE SCARING THE HOES, MAKE IT STOP!!!!

SO MUCH WINNING I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

markets HATE IT when he does this one simple trick...

DHS bill rejected. DUMP IT

Things ponzi schemes say: * Stay the course * Dips are buying opportunities * Don't panic sell * Zoom out * Strong fundamentals * Historically the overall market has earned an average 7% returns each year * Market has always recovered * It's just a healthy pullback Truth: # THIS IS FUCKING IT. STOP PROVIDING EXIT LIQUIDITY AND SAVE YOURSELF WHILE YOU CAN. GET THE FUCK OUT NOW. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE. GET THE FUCK OUT!!

IS THIS IT BEARS? IS THE BEGINNING OF THE BLACK FRIDAY WE WERE PROMISED?

Sir, the normies keep calling it Operation Epstein Fury and posting memes of you with down syndrome. What are we going to do? DUMP IT.

WHAT THE FUCK STOP IT

DUMP IT

GET IT THROUGH YOUR REATARD BRAINS THE GLOBAL ENERGY NARKET IF FUKK

WHEN I WAS CONCEIVED I HAD THE GENITAL TUBERCLE. IT LOOKED LIKE A PUSSY. NOW I'M 36 YEARS OLD WITH A COCK AND BALLS.  THAT'S HOW YOU LOOK WHEN SAY LOOK AT THAT V

WHEN I WAS CONCEIVED I HAD THE GENITAL TUBERCLE. IT LOOKED LIKE A PUSSY. NOW I'M 36 YEARS OLD WITH A COCK AND BALLS.  THAT'S HOW YOU LOOK WHEN SAY LOOK AT THAT V

🥭: loser says what? Iran: what?? 🥭: TODAY I'D LIKE TO DECLARE A VICTORY SO GREAT...TO THE LIKES OF WHICH NOBODY HAS EVER SEEN BEFORE. THIS MARKS THE 4TH CONSECUTIVE VICTORY IN THIS WAR (YES IT IS TOO MUCH WINNING). THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

DOUBLE TOP ON SPY THIS IS IT BOYSSS

PAMP IT

MAKE IT STOP

WINNING SO HARD. IT HURTS TO WIN SO MUCH

MANGO GOING TO POST AND IT WILL GO UP WATCH BERS LOL

IT IS OVER GREEN IS NEVER SUSTAINABLE AGAIN, I BUY PUTS ON EVERY PUMP LOL

USO PAMP IT

Some of you guys haven’t seen the mountains in Iran AND IT SHOWS …! like seriously, a ground invasion is a disaster I’m selling SPY

GIVEN HOW BEARISH IT HAS BEEN THE LAST FEW DAYS WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENS NEXT RHEOTRICAL QUESTION BY THE WAY

LET IT BE KNOWN THAT ANYONE WHO HURTS u/31andnotdone’s FEELINGS HAS TO ANSWER TO ME 😡😡

DUE TO BUDGETING CONSTRAINTS I AM REDUCING THE FREQUENCY OF MY SHITPOSTING OUR AI CANT HANDLE IT

#WE DID IT, MU is the cheapest SP500 stock! https://www.marketwatch.com/story/microns-stock-falls-into-a-bear-market-and-its-now-the-cheapest-in-the-s-p-500-f90d9114?gaa_at=eafs&gaa_n=AWEtsqcBdxbtJldpadKUMaapDOt8jxL2Au9K5kuhtP88jowodH-TzbUOAEwMxKEzBYE%3D&gaa_ts=69c5b4aa&gaa_sig=Ffkh-_isbouHb504-sEWGquyyI_JIeiaGuhdcCkBVi9rEc4otqAkf5wr-ZKj-L8QqbTE0TkkDS9IfyqXLFdbHw%3D%3D

I feel like with everything going on in the world i need to fire up a classic Al Pacino Rant Movie Glengarry Glen Ross Devils Advocate Scent of a Woman (Does Heat count? GOT A GREAT ASS. AND YOUR HEAD IS ALL THE WAY UP IT)

IT WASNT A CEASEFIRE WHY CANT YOU PPL READ

I know one thing: he is going to blame all of us for this. “AMERICA WANTED ME TO BLOW UP THE PLANET. THIS IS YOUR FAULT, YOU “OWN” IT! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!”

EVEN IF THIS WAR ENDED TOMORROW, IT IS TOO LATE, RECESSION IS LOCKED IN

(Off the top) AYO CHECK IT, 1 2. I’m the type to bring home girls that my sisters hate // Then put some powder in their food, call them Belinda Gates

Fuckkkk all you’re doing is keeping the chop up longer. CEASEFIRE IT

THAT'S IT, I'M LEAVING THE COUNTRY I'M MOVING TO NEW MEXICO.

# LETS DO IT AGAIN TOMORROW

TRUMP ON STOCK MARKET: THOUGHT IT WOULD GO DOWN MORE Can’t believe he actually said this today and look what happened lmaooo

> US SECRETARY OF STATE RUBIO: HORMUZ COULD BE REOPENED TOMORROW IF IRAN PERMITTED IT Lmao

# IT CAN ONLY GOOD HAPPEN

THANK YOU! THANK YOU! I’M SAYING IT! MAKE IT STOP! THANK YOU!

RUBIO: HORMUZ COULD BE OPENED TOMORROW IF IRAN ALLOWED IT Nah bro im done with all these imbeciles I lose brain cells every single day

TRUMP: U.S. DOES NOT NEED THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ AT ALL; WE HAVE AMPLE OIL AND ARE NOT AFFECTED BY IT Tell that to the oil market

SPY IS OFFICIALLY CLOSER TO 600 THAN 700! THANK YOU ORANGE KID DIDDLER!!! YOU DID IT!!! THE GOLDEN AGE!

DUMP IT!

**I FUCKING DID IT. I HIT 100K PORTFOLIO TODAY**

SOMEONE STOP HIS YAPPING IT'S MAKING IT WORSE

ITS A SHARPIE MICHAEL, HOW MUCH COULD IT COST... $5?!