IT

PUMP IT UPPPPPP

ONE LAST BEAR FUCKENING HAHA, HERE IT COMES

DAFUQ I NEED TO CLOSE CAR BUT IT KEEPS HALTING

DUMP IT.

SPY IS TOO STRONG. PUMP IT

This SaaS shit is the biggest disconnect I've ever seen. A bunch of finance bros that have never worked in IT making wild assumptions.

$AVIS 320$ RN WATCH IT SQUEEZE UP TO 700+ AGAIN

Ho lee shit. SHUT IT DOWN

It's an IT ticketing service for tech support and it's one of the worst pieces of software in the world

StayC GIRL IT GOING DOWN

LEGALIZE IT

PUMP IT UP! PUMP IT UP! PUMP MY ASS FULL!

AAPL $285 EOD SEND IT BITCH

"I do not like bears" - MODS KNOW IT

BEARS, IT IS TIME TO FEAST 🐻🍽️

We had a good thing going you stupid son of a bitch, and it all ran like clockwork. But you just couldn’t handle not being the boss. THE MAN. YOU. AND YOUR PRIDE AND YOUR EGO. YOU JUST HAD TO BLOW IT ALL UP. ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS GIVE A GOOD EARNINGS CALL AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH WE’D BE GREEN RIGHT NOW. FUCK YOU ELON.

#Ber market is cancelled. PAMP IT!! #LMAO 🤌

DUMP IT. PUTS WILL PRINT !!!

🎶 IRAN RAM RAAAANCH 🎶  🎶 UNCONFIRMED REPORTS 45 BERS JUST LANDED AT IRAN RAM RAAAAANCH 🎶  🎶 BOLS TRAPPED IN THE STRAIT BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT IT WAS OPEN ARRRRRGHHH 🎶  🎶 BOL CALLS INSIDE IRAN RAM RANCH TRYING TO HOLD BACK THE DOOR AGAINST BERS FOR 13 HOURS TILL MARKET OPEN 🎶  🎶GUUUUUUUHHH🎶 

# OF COURSE I HOLD INSTEAD OF LOCKING $10K IN 7 MINS AND IT FULLY V'S IN 3 MINUTES

MY MOST UPVOTED COMMENT EVER. PUMP IT TMMR!!

Nevermind, TSLA IS A CAR COMPANY!! MOON IT!

I'll be the first to admit idk anything about NOW, or software in general, but a quick Google tells me they do IT and HR software.  With that in mind, the fact that they point to the Iran War as the big thing to impact their FY26 profits is kinda fuckin hilarious. Like what, are they afraid the war will spread to India and they'll have to pay IT guys from a more expensive country r what

Oh nooz, IT ticket software sales not as good as hoped, dump $MSFT.

DON'T QUESTION IT COOGIEZ! Take it on faith.

$NOW, PUMP IT!!!

How the fuck did nasdaq go from like 23000 almost straight to 27000, who in their right mind would not buy puts on that shit right now lol Edit: EVEN WORSE IT WAS DOWN TO 22750!

NEW SPY ATH IS ORDAINED. BROKE BEARS SUCK IT

FUCK IT!  All the navies of the world should just blockade the strait. 

I THINK THE BEARS NEED ANOTHER 2% on top of this to get it SO PUMP IT

EVERYTIME IT GOES UNDER 709 IT SHOOTS UP

$MSOS 420 69 PAMP IT

BERS GETTING HORNY AGAIN. PUMP IT!!

COPE AND SEETHE AMD BERS I LOVE IT LMAO 🤌

We’re heading into an Energy and fuel crisis and stocks that rely on both are pumping. Can we MAKE IT MAKE SENSE????

AND SO IT BEGINS FOR CAR. THE SPIRAL DOWNWARD. IF MY 200P PRINT I WILL BE A BILLIONAIRE.

ETSY LOCK IT IN BUY BUY BUY

Trump will be like this in a few weeks: "I was always asking Jerome Powell to raise the interest rates and he kept telling me, "NO, Mr. President" and I was like "DO IT FOR AMERICA!", but the fake news media has always portrayed me like I was trying to reduce the interest rates. SAD!"

Trump be like: "AMAZON, WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT?! WHY DID YOU REDEEM THE TARIFF REFUNDS?!!!"

Damn think I just bought my calls at the top ….didnt over leverage though so Fuck IT LET IT RIDE !

FUCKING AMERICHADS PUMPING IT

MSFT to 435 LETS DO IT

$NBIS GREAT WORK SO FAR KEEP IT UP

# LOL IT NEVER GOES DOWN # SPY CALLS ALWAYS WIN NO MATTER WHAT

COIN PAMP IT ! ! !

COME ONNNNNNNNN PUMP IT UP

I imagine some HFT or whatever has an algorithm just named "FUCKING SEND IT BOYS" and then they just run that all the time 🏃‍♂️

PUMP COIN PUMP IT !

You're deep in the hole, AMD's at 284.5 so your 280 strike 4/24s are barely IT and bleeding time value like a stuck pig.

OH GOD IT CAN SEE OUR ENTIRE POST HISTORY! ABORT ABORT ABORT