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Business Insider: “HFI Research, an investment research firm focused on energy and commodities, said it believes the oil market has reached a "breaking point" after two months of the Iran war, and that supply disruptions will be long-lasting. Even if the US and Iran were to strike a deal this week, the market will be dealing with severe shortages and eventual demand destruction” Market: PUMP IT!! 📈

I DECLARE WAR ON BOTS YOU CRAZY BASTARDS, ANYONE TALKING TO IT WILL GET DOWNVOTED TO HELL. PRAISE BE TO REGARDS!!! OPEN THE CASINO NOW

LET ME TRADE ORANGE JUICE FUTURES GOD DAMN IT!

Holy shit VM blacklisted me because I asked about Tianamen Square 😂😂 GUYS DO NOT ASK IT WHAT HAPPENED IN TIANAMEN SQUARE!

IT DROPPED 30 CENTS IS THIS THE END???

BELIEVE IT OR NOT - CALLS

MY CROTCH IS NOW ENTERING A POST CROTCH ROT OUTBREAK PHASE IT CONSISTS OF DRYNESS OF THE AFFLICTED CROTCHIAL ZONES. I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU FOR SEEING ME THROUGH THIS CROTCH ROT OUTBREAK! 

Shorting IT Services/SAAS.

I WANT AAPL $300 YOU FUCKING FUCKS GIVE IT AND GET IT

BELIEVE IT OR NOT... *🎵 I'm not hooooome🎵*

OH GOD DAMN IT MY FUCKING USO CALLS ARE FUCKED. FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK FUUUUUUCKKKK FUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

how is this bullish??? IRANIAN STATE MEDIA: AS LONG AS THE BLOCKADE PERSISTS, IRAN WILL AT LEAST NOT REOPEN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ, AND IF NECESSARY, IT WILL BREAK THE BLOCKADE BY FORCE

LOL 🌮 FUCKTARD DID IT AGAIN

Fresh ATH last week, down less than 1% today, everyone: "WHY IS IT GOING DOWN??"

AAPL $275 BITCHES YOU’LL SEE IT TOMORROW

ACKSHUALLY HIM AND HIS WEASELS MAKE A BUNCH OF MONEY DOING IT

THAT COSTS PUT MONEY, HE DOES IT FOR FREE

"I WILL NOT EXTEND IT" \-> mkt closes, 🥭: ok I will extend the ceasefire WTF

sold puts 15 mins before close. LOVE IT

BUAHAHAHAHHAHAAH BELIEVE IT OR NOT!! CALLS!!!!!! TOMORROW WE RIDE!!!

PUMP IT

EVERY TIME YOU REGARDS FALL FOR IT

AND THERE YOU HAVE IT LMAO

# WE ALREADY WON THE WAR 2 MONTHS AGO, IT WAS A PERFECT WAR

OIL MOVEMENT TOTALLY NORMAL AND HEALTHY GOT IT

WAR IS OVER! IF YOU WANT IT! Nah, j/k this is Barron buying back in before the after hours "negotiations" tweet

Take an IT job paying $80k Hire some random Indian overseas to do it for $16 / hour Give him all the work I am supposed to do Pocket the difference, GG EZ

>TRUMP ADMINISTRATION WARNS IT WILL RUN OUT OF MONEY TO PAY TSA WORKERS IN COMING WEEKS ✅️ When a country resorts to import tariffs specifically to service sovereign debt, this reflects a **failure of broader revenue mechanisms**. The country is already in or near fiscal breakdown, and the currency is likely to collapse within a short window.

DUMP IT

DOWN HALF A PERCENT AND THIS CHAT MAKES IT SEEMS LIKE WE ARE DOWN 40% LMAO

“WHY IS IT GOING DOWN?” You dipshits would throw rocks at a glass ceiling and then wonder how shards of glass got in your eye

COME GET IT WHILE ITS HOT 🫴💩

I FINALLY BOUGHT SPY 0DTE PUTS AND IT WORKED. CONGRATULATE ME YALL

Dear SPY, GET UP YOU SON OF BITCH ….i know you have no reason to , BUT DAMN IT NEITHER DID I THIS MORNING SO GET THE FUCK UP!!😭

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

YOURE RUININ IT

So we won? PUMP IT

STOP SAYING IT

'THE DOW IS 50,000' HE SAID IT!!!

DONT MENTION WARSH SO MUCH MARKET DOESNT LIKE IT

SAY IT AGAIN

**JUST PAMP IT!!!** nuff said

I bought it bro for $1.88 SUCK IT

In like 20 years I wonder how corporate IT will look like with AI advancement

Futes already green? DAMP IT

PAMP IT

TOMORROW IS THE RISE OF A NEW ERA IN FINANCE. THE BER WILL RISE NOT BECAUSE HE CHOSE TO BUT BECAUSE IT WAS INEVITABLE. NO LONGER WILL WE EAT RAMEN EVERYDAY. NO LONGER WILL OVERDRAFTS RULE OUR DECISIONS. THE DAY OF RECKONING HAS BEGUN. BOOL. PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR THE MOTHER OF ALL CRASHES THIS WEEK. -gey fuk fat smelly ber in his parents basement gambling $25 on robinhood

IT Takes 2 to TACO

JUST DO IT!!!! $NIKE

#I DONT WANNA HEAR ABOUT IT