IT

CAR is on a generational run with 88% of the float short. RUN IT UP

NIKE SQUEEEEEEZE!! 🅱️UST DO IT!

To everyone asking about $CAR nobody here got skin on the game, we got seriously regrets not getting in now stfu THIS NEVER HAPPENED IF WE DONT TALK ABOUT IT

LET'S FUCKEN GO, AMZN EXPOSURE TO ANTHROPIC ABOUT TO TAKE IT TO $300 https://www.aboutamazon.com/news/company-news/amazon-invests-additional-5-billion-anthropic-ai

THIS "PUMP" MEANS NOTHING UNLESS IT HOLDS AT OPEN BY TOMORROW

[today’s gains from from my SPY puts. SUCK IT BULLS!!!](https://imgur.com/a/Sst27XD)

IT ONLY GOES UP

TACO IT TACO IT. Come on 🥭

This volume might be the wildest part of all. WHERE IS IT!?

GREEN EOD LETS RUN IT

$CAR I’m in for 20 shares. PAMP IT

You know u wanna break out SPY DO IT

We’re only down a whole -0.33%? Like, THAT’S IT??

#PAHMP IT

THE WORD "DEAL" DETECTED PUMP IT UP BOYS

ALRIGHT BERS, YOU HAD YOUR FUN, CASH OUT NOW OR YOU’ll LOSE IT ALL. AND SOME MORE! GREAT OPPORTUNITY TO BUY, WE ARE GONNA BE GREEN BY THE EOD. BUY BUY BUY. STRAIGHT OF HOMOZ OPEN SOON! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

PACK IT UP BOYS THETA DAY

THIS IS IT. TIME TO LOAD UP ON PUTS/CALLS BECAUSE IT IS GOING TO DIP/RIP.

# IT CAN ONLY GOOD HAPPEN

DAMP IT

#DROP IT 🐻

SPY ### by EOD I GUARANTEE IT

SEPAH NAVY SEPAH NAVY WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT

BELIEVE IT OR NOT - CALLS

#ASTS INVESTORS IN SHAMBLES #THE COMPANY LOST THE SECOND OF 2 SATELITTES USED FOR GOVERNMEMNT TESTING, IS BEING DUMPED BY RAKUTEN, AND ARE NOW COMPETING WITH $AMZN AND 6 MONTHS BEHIND ON QUOTAS #SINCE JANUARY THE COMPANY HAS LAUNCHED 2 SATELLTIES DESPITE CLAIMING IT WOULD LAUNCH 15 AND ASTS INVESTORS STILL TALK ABOUT HOW THEY HAVE FAITH LOL

THE STRAIT IS OPEN: +1.6% THE STRAIT IS CLOSED AND WE WILL NOT PARTAKE IN FURTHER NEGOTIATIONS TO OPEN IT: -0.7%

doomsday mentality is bad for your mental health and your wallet regards. PAMP IT!!!

BERS once again dont understand markets are not moving rationally, this is a hopium driven market. PAMP IT!!!

In these uncertain and trying times, I like to reflect on these inspirational words by one Yeezy West 'IMAGINE SOMEBODY TELL YOU YOU CANT SOMETHING AND YOU LISTEN TO THEM THIS PERSON NOW HAS CONTROL OVER YOUR LIFE AND THEY DIDNT EVEN PAY FOR IT THEY CONTROLLED YOUR WORDS WITH THEIR WORDS YOU NOW ARE A FREE PROSTITUTE' **calls it is**

THE STRAIT IS OPEN IF YOU BELIEVE IT IS: oil -15% SHIPS GETTING BLOWN TO BITS: oil +5%

PAMP IT

# THATS IT? IS THIS ALL YOU CAN COJURE BERROMAN?

I NEED TO TAKE A SHIT HURRY UP I'VE BEEN HOLDING IT.

BREAKING NEWS: THE IRAN DEAL IS OFFICIALLY HERE, NO URANIUM AND OPEN THE STRAIT. CHECK IT OUT

DAMP IT

WHY IS EVERYONE SCARED??? THIS IS THE CANTILLON EFFECT THE FED PRINTS MONEY 🖨️💸, BANKS GET IT FIRST AND BUY ASSETS 🚀📈, SO PRICES GO UP. THEN BIG COMPANIES GET CHEAP LOANS AND KEEP GROWING. RICH PEOPLE GET RICHER 💎, WHILE REGULAR PEOPLE JUST PAY MORE FOR EVERYTHING AND GET LEFT BEHIND 🤡💀 BRRRR 🖨️💸

BREAKING NEWS: THE IRAN DEAL IS OFFICIALLY HERE, NO URANIUM AND OPEN THE STRAIT. CHECK IT OUT

#NOTHING WRONG WITH A DRINK OR TWO ON THE JOB. LMAO I MEAN THE FBI CEO DOES IT ALL THE TIME.

I’m not listening to the news i don’t believe you dumb fucks anymore Have you not learned anything IT CANT GO DOWN

FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE!!!!!

"UKMTO SAYS IT HAS RECEIVED REPORT OF CONTAINER SHIP BEING HIT BY UNKNOWN PROJECTILE WHICH CAUSED DAMAGE TO SOME OF THE CONTAINERS, NO FIRES OR ENVIRONMENT IMPACT - Walter Bloomberg" Insurance companies about to close the strait themselves LMAO 🤌

But if I’m part of that corruption…I DEFEND IT

IM SO SICK OF WINNING MR PLEASE MAKE IT STOP! (I’ve genuinely lost all of my investment capital and have no source of income)

The best part about working from home is sometimes you have an IT issue so you get to just sit there for a long time and nobody can make you feel bad for it.

**YEAH MY STORE OF VALUE WENT DOWN 30% IN TWO DAYS WHAT ABOUT IT?**

>IF U.S. NAVAL BLOCKADE PERSISTS, TEHRAN WILL CONSIDER IT A VIOLATION OF CEASEFIRE AND WILL CLOSE STRAIT OF HORMUZ, IRANIAN OFFICIAL TELLS FARS There is no deal.

>IF U.S. NAVAL BLOCKADE PERSISTS, TEHRAN WILL CONSIDER IT A VIOLATION OF CEASEFIRE AND WILL CLOSE STRAIT OF HORMUZ, IRANIAN OFFICIAL TELLS FARS Told you. >TRUMP ON IRAN: NAVAL BLOCKADE WILL REMAIN IN FULL FORCE ✅️

> 🚨 IF U.S. NAVAL BLOCKADE PERSISTS, TEHRAN WILL CONSIDER IT A VIOLATION OF CEASEFIRE AND WILL CLOSE STRAIT OF HORMUZ, IRANIAN OFFICIAL TELLS FARS

Imagine not buying puts at the top of the markets LARGEST EVER random 3 week rally. Where we have been above the upper bollinger band for over a week. You have to be DELUSIONAL to not load up here. STATISTICALLY IMPOSSIBLE PRICE ACTION, BET AGAINST IT.

>TRUMP ON IRAN: NAVAL BLOCKADE WILL REMAIN IN FULL FORCE AND EFFECT AS IT PERTAINS TO IRAN, ONLY, UNTIL SUCH TIME AS OUR TRANSACTION WITH IRAN IS 100% COMPLETE. There's no deal. The US is reloading it's navy, confirming a puppet fed chair, preparing to invade, send oil to 300, and cut rates to devalue its debt.