IT

PUMP IT, GET BROKE BEARS

Buy calls in the morning = spy goes down or does nothing Buy puts in the morning = spy goes up or does nothing Buy nothing = FREE MONEY FOR EVERYONE BUT YOU BITCH! LET IT RIDE! NO BRAKES ON THIS TRAIN!

DROWN IT NOW

Coca-Cola Consolidated Inc NASDAQ: COKE 204.54 USD HAS PROVEN IT IS EFFECTIVE IN BEING DELICOUS AND HAS ROOM TO DOUBLE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER DJP

SPY IS EXHAUSTING, THEY JUST PUMP IT THE MINUTE IT REACHES 680

shit consumer sentinment print is out. PUMP IT

EVEN BANBET DID NOT ACCEPT THAT SPY CAN HIT 679 TODAY LOL. PUMP IT TO MOON

AAPL DONT YOU DO IT!!! YOU WANT $265

PEMP PEMP PEMP IT https://preview.redd.it/dzizgejqadug1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=1bc1c09c46c2f10cbe43027d5193ca1533911a34

DO YOU KNOW WHY ITS NOT CRESHING? BC U STOOPID BEARS ARE SAYING IT WILL CRESH. OMEGA LELLLLL

HOW ARE WE GREEN AGAIN? LOVE IT

WHY STOCK GO UP WHEN INFLATION HIGHER THAN EXPECTED? ISNT THIS A RATE HIKE SCENARIO? CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN IT TO ME

highest inflation in nearly two years? PAMP IT

idk man, shit is getting expensive. But who am i to question these numbers, PUMP IT

with that 0.9% inflation rate, IT CAN'T GO UP

IT GIRL MEOW BABE

BELIEVE IT OR NOT: CALLS

ANY TIME A STONK IS ABOUT TO RIP SOME BAD ACTOR MAKES A POST ABOUT SELLING ALL THEIR SHARES INFLUENCING OTHERS TO DO THE SAME BEFORE IT RIPS

INFINITY BID ACTIVATED. THIS PARTY AINT STOPPING. PUMP IT!!

🎶 🎶 🎶 I TOOK HER OUT, IT WAS A FRIDAY NIGHT I WORE COLOGNE, TO GET THE FEELING RIGHT 🎶 🎶 🎶

$amzn "It’s hard to overstate my optimism for what’s ahead. Our retail business is now approaching $600 billion in topline, yet roughly 80% of global retail sales still happens in physical stores. That will change. AWS is at a $142 billion revenue run rate, and yet 85% of global IT spend remains on-premises. This will change." $amzn $260

$amzn "It’s hard to overstate my optimism for what’s ahead. Our retail business is now approaching $600 billion in topline, yet roughly 80% of global retail sales still happens in physical stores. That will change. AWS is at a $142 billion revenue run rate, and yet 85% of global IT spend remains on-premises. This will change."

GOTTA FINISH IT

DUMP IT BABY

We will all be living in cardboard shelters on the streets of LA before a single bad CPI report comes out. EVEN WHEN ONE DOES COME OUT IT WILL BE FUCKING BULLISH SNDK TO $100,000,000,000,000,000

ISRAELI MILITARY SAYS IT BEGAN STRIKING HEZBOLLAH LAUNCH SITES IN LEBANON Ceasefire going well

IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK TO GET 100X ON MY PORT!!! I JUST WANT TO NOT BE POOR !!!!

IT WAS FUN WATCHING PAINT DRY FOR THE LAST HOUR

QUICKKK EVERYONE BUY CALLS SO IT GOES DOWN

COME ON SEND IT TO 700 YOU CAT

OPEN IT ALREADY!!!!!

Turns out Donnie was just calling the IT guy to get back on the Internet and into his Yahoo account. Some guy heard net and Yahoo and thought it was Netanyahu. Market still up 0.5%

It is not a V, it is a ᴎ. IT IS A TRAP!

I sold NVDA at 200 and entered MSFT at 503. If WSB ever needed to Crown a KING RETARD: IT IS I.

Straight re opens: +3% Straight closes AND GDP growth terrible: -0.1% IT DONT MAKE NO SENSE.

IF IT DOESN'T FIT YOU MUST ACQUIT

YOU DID IT !

TAKE IT BACK NOW YA’LL

NVDA STOP IT

treat yourself to some nice fries, and make sure to tell them to PUT IT IN THE BAG

REAL SMART OF ADVISORS DOWNGRADING A STOCK AFTER IT FALLS 80% REAL SMART PEOPLE

Core PCE with so many ,xxxxxx to Show that IT really IS below 3

# WHY HASN'T THE MIDDLE EAST FIGHTING STOPPED YET I DON'T GET IT THERE WAS A CEASEFIRE - BEARISH!!!!

MODS IT IS THE NEXT DAY RAAAAAAA 🐻

>ISRAELI MILITARY SAYS IT HAS KILLED LEBANON'S **HEZBOLLAH CHIEF NAIM QASSEM**, NO CONFIRMATION FROM GROUP This will provoke no reaction from Iran whatsoever.

IM GONNA BUSS SO HARD IN MY BEAR PUSSY. PLEASEEEEEEE MAKE IT GO DOWWNNNN. I NEED TO BUSS

BREAKING NEWS: MSFT STILL SUCKS DICK AND ISN’T EVEN GOOD AT IT

IT'S MY DAMN IMAGININGS. I WANT TO WATCH IT ALL JIGGLE

he goes on to say he thinks USA will stay out of it and leave Iran etc. to fight Israel on their own. WHAT ABOUT THE STRAIT? IS IT FUCKIN OPEN YET? NO? OH OKAY. SPY +10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% Fuck this stupid fucking world and this stupid market.

*rifling through papers* Where is it? *more frantic searching* C'mon C'mon C'mon *freezes, looking at crumpled bar napkin* I FOUND IT *clears throat* Futes are fake and ghey