JD

JD with the extra thick mascara, peace negotiations are going well

Cant wait to see expert negotiator JD Vance in action

Did they fire the wardrobe people on air force two. JD vance's tie is too long and his bloody jacket looks like a curtain

JD gonna fuck the lil pillow cushion they make him sit on

they gonna make JD sit on a pillow on the floor and hes gonna botch the negotiations in spite

JD is in Pakistan for talks with iran. People will say these were the best negotiations and SPY will reach ATH on monday

It takes full douche to go by JD

Who made JD a Senator dummy? You are clueless!

JD Vance to offer Iran "a sofa they can't refuse" 🛋️

JD Palantir

Mangrove haters rejoice! You're getting JD now!

Why is $JD pamping? Did he see a sexy couch?

Do you think the big man makes JD sign stuff with sharpies too?

Deal is going to get signed. I have been told by an important, credible source that the deal is almost done, the preliminary work has been done by the forward teams that arrived before JD Vance’s arrival and the Iranian team’s arrival, and there is an expectation that perhaps a deal may be signed between the United States and the Iranians.

Poor JD gotta lot of poo poo to clean up and won't be able to run for pardoning mangrove

Prediction: Iran calls off the talks just so JD Vance wasted the trip. They know mango wants out of this and doesn't give a shit about Vance.

Imagine if this is just an elaborate ruse to kidnap JD.

Sending JD? They better say thank you!

"I have been told by an important, credible source that the deal is almost done, the preliminary work has been done by the forward teams that arrived before JD Vance’s arrival and the Iranian team’s arrival, and there is an expectation that perhaps a deal may be signed between the United States and the Iranians." - Aljazeera. NOOO, MY PUTS

JD if you can read this, give me Saturday's Powerball numbers. I cant explain it, but you're in the future right now.

But for real why TF is JD Vance in Hungary stumping for Orban. Like ???

I rest easy because known couch fu— master negotiator JD Vance is leading our delegation

JD has a punchable face, and that’s his best trait.

Does anyone actually think these talks will go smoothly and the strait will be A-OK? We killed their fuckin’ Ayatollah, bombed them to hell, Israel is still going, and we all just found out that the strait is their leverage and they have complete control. Noted diplomat JD Vance handling the very delicate talks. USO to 145 next week.

BREAKING: As a sign of goodwill during negotiations, the Irans have delivered a 12 foot couch with the finest supple Italian leather to JD Vance.

think they gave JD a hotel room with a good heritage couch?

Had a dream. 🥭, JD, and Peter H walk into a bar. It blows up. Some schizophrenic PolSci/Chem double major from Colorado takes credit. Market moons. The end.

JD ain’t finalizing shit. He’ll be the fall guy. Market will still pump lol

Look what happened when JD Vance negotiated with the last Pope 

I heard Iranians are bringing persian couches to distract JD

Seems like a waste of tax money to have JD sent to Pakistan

Who is expecting the war to resume? Trump said “ceasefire talks are going well” so I expect the opposite to be true (the inverse-Trump is even more reliable than the inverse-Cramer)… Plus JD Vance is apparently leading the talks? He couldn’t deescalate a rock off a cliff.

Mango knows JD will accomplish nothing this weekend

"You've got a lotta diaper to fill JD" 🤲 - Johnald

Holding calls into the weekend thing JD Vance has got this. Cooked? Also oil puts because I fuck

Why are ppl saying JD wins what does that mean?

Is JD gonna make it work ?

Iran gonna present JD with their finest couch this weekend 🤌

More like godspeed to JD

Not fucked at all. There's no way JD gets anysort of a deal that Israel would be okay with.

Playing JD simulator?

Wishing JD an extra super safe and productive trip to Pakistan ;)

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Apparently me and JD have more in common than just bangin’ couches… we’re also the only ones that do any work at our places of employment

Found JD Vances alt

Iran gonna show up with two couches and JD will give in to their entire list of demands

You guys really going to put your faith into JD, the couch fucker, to close this deal?

i can't believe all my money is riding on JD. holy fuck what have i done?

Bruh I'm about to ask AI to go make a picture of JD sitting on a sofa surrounded by the imams standing behind him like that one picture

Got some insider news JD is using his best eye liner and personally shipped in an expensive couch for this upcoming meeting. Calls it is