JD

That’s not what JD is going to tell you though

My prediction for 2026. Palantir becomes most valuable Company. How? JD Couchfucker takes over after inside job on 🥭. Midterms get suspended after blowout loss for Repubs turns out to be illegal voting by fake Americans. New VP Thiel declares war on stagnation, bans sell button on Palantir and directs Fed Boss and Palantir CEO Karp to send rates negative

The fact that JD Vance's girlfriends husband actually died of fentanyl overdose is bullish for healthcare companies

He'll win because newsom is attractive and actually charismatic, and JD is a soulless ghoul with no rizz at all

All the looksmaxxers will vote Gavin Newsom because he is a Chad that mogs JD.

I need JD to get to 40 by Jan 16. That’s not asking too much is it?

Jd will start new year at 30+

Been an awful good girl JD baby Hurry make me first lady tonight

JD has declared the UK and France to be the new enemies, a statement that would surely please his Papa Vlad and the Orange King.

Nightmare blunt rotation: Alex Karp Tesla shareholders  Ernie Garcia II WSB mods Palmer Luckey JD Vance 

Fat JD is making a re-education camp for people like you friend 

Can we trade JD for one of those Chinese engineers who masquerades as a politician. 

JD Vance is a fucking retard though

JD Vance blames illegal immigrants for making housing unaffordable However, illegal immigrants make up a large share of the construction labor force. Contractors can't hire enough foreign born roofers & drywall finishers, which is delaying projects and keeping prices high Contractors can't "build, baby build" if their workers are being deported

God, JD Vance has no spine or self respect. He's a worm and he doesn't have the genetic template for it.

If JD runs for 28, the memes will be legendary

Gavin Newsom vs. JD Vance 2028? clean sweep for the Dems coming. Hopefully he lets us grift as well. We know he is rich af and a massive dick, pls pump 

Dear JD Vance, In order of many thanks for continued green stocks, us bols would like to present you with many bearskin rugs.  

Someone said they are soft launching Erika Kirk and JD Vance's marriage and I can't stop laughing...

Compared to what? JD Vance?

9 PM means he's announcing ground invasion of Venezuela. Or that he's been dead for 6 months and JD Vance is ready to take over from RoboOrange.

Someone said they are soft launching Erika Kirk and JD Vance's marriage and I can't stop laughing...

JD Vance, Vance Refrigeration

New nickname idea for JD.. Sticky rice 

baba: -- elite AI team (Qwen model) -- own AI agent (Accio Agent) + Ecommerce -- won price battle against meitun, jd --expanding into AI consumer hardware: Quark AI glasses --homegrown AI chip: T-Head's PPU -- expanding Cloud business (34% yoy), already leader (36% market share in China, 4% global = Nr.4 behind Amzn, goog, msft) down $45 from october peak

JD down 1.5% every day with a 10 PE, Tesla/PLTR up everyday with 50000 PE's. LMAO Circus

Someone said they are soft launching Erika Kirk and JD Vance's marriage and I can't stop laughing...

Someone said they are soft launching Erika Kirk and JD Vance's marriage and I can't stop laughing...

Someone said *they* are soft launching Erika Kirk and JD Vance's marriage and I can't stop laughing...

Nobody talks about this: JD Vance hasn't done jack shit for the stock market this year

JD has stayed flat for 3 years, just as I predicted 🤌

Worst Scam of all time - JD STOCK - your turn

Dear AMZN: I don't love you any more. Keep my shit. Not coming home. JD

Not JD. I've been holding this flaming pile of shit for a decade

Bearish because JD actually believes in helping the working class at the expense of Wall Street

Get some odd requests at my AI sex doll startup some guy named JD asked if we could part them out and if so could he send us a couch pillow?

If JD Couchfucker and associates get their hands on the Residency what happens to stonks?

. --- . / \ | O _ O | | ./ \. | / `-._.-' \ .' / \ `. .-~.-~/ \~-.~-. "*Thank you, JD*"

He just called JD retarded

This shit has been set up for years. Covid was there attempt at prolonging the issue, DJT is just the fall guy and JD is the technoRAT.

I’d like to see PLTR go to zero, but you need to know the deep connection they have to JD Vance and consider how old Donnie is. I wouldn’t bet against them, or for them.

peter thiel funded jd vance so he can become the vice president. if you look at potential presidents jd vance is one of them. If jd vance does win then palantir is going to have even more contracts and pump more. if you don't believe me look up who peter thiel is and his connection to palantir. i expect $PLTR to have a massive run for the 2028 election.

wait has the tech rally just been markets pricing in jd 2028???

Investing in $PLTR is a good choice. No joke if jd Vance is the next president $PLTR can see $1,000

Ngl short JD in south park is kinda cute and funny

JD Vance is that you!?

THATS WHAT JD VANCE SAID AND EVERYONE ON REDDIT CRIED ABOUT IT LMAO 👌

Finance is a huge sector of JD , they do push financing their used assets, their used rate is better than typical private lending. That is where trade ins and those leased new eventually end up. I think they have a new and 2nd year lease program on the large equip. Parts revenues starts playing a key role in revenues at that time along with service, especially in the later mod equip, simply due to tech required to diagnose and repair. Servicing equip, and minor external component repairs are almost the only non dealer actions performed today. It will be interesting to see their plans at next earnings and I think a big dip on their stock occurs at release, especially when the miss guidance just announced.

JD Prance bashing turkey. Get this fucking communist outta here.

Everyone knew I think she had a thing for vance "Nobody could replace my husband but I see him in JD vance" Yeah wrap it up bro, kirk is watching from the cuck chair at the afterlife