JD

Bruh I'm about to ask AI to go make a picture of JD sitting on a sofa surrounded by the imams standing behind him like that one picture

Got some insider news JD is using his best eye liner and personally shipped in an expensive couch for this upcoming meeting. Calls it is

I wouldn't trade places with JD for all the tea in china, there's no way he comes out of this and looks good.

Wouldn't be surprised if we got power hr with oil dumping hard beforehand JD must have been very convincing

Kinda smart they dragged JD into this

Bought some puts for close im thinking a dip and then mega dip this weekend when JD makes love to a couch in front of everyone during the talks

I am not a gay bear earlier but turning one for next week. No way mango sends JD for negotiations instead of rubio if things are looking good. Just a hunch!

Two passenger aircraft of Meraj Airlines are currently carrying a delegation of the Islamic regime of Iran, headed by Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf, to Islamabad for peace negotiations with a U.S. government delegation led by JD Vance.

Did JD say thank you?

"They weren't even wearing suits. No negotiations." - JD Vance

JD Vance is bringing his best eyeliner to the negotiations.

JD Vance is going cuz secret service would never let 🥭 go

Weekend peace talk outcomes: World Peace. OR JD Vance as Tommy DeVito in Good Fellas. The market will pump either way.

Talks went horribly - JD Vance cried openly. Boat road will stay closed indefinitely- SPY up 2.25%

JD is gay. he loves boys all day. you know that he's gay

I'm still 33% on the sidelines, waiting to pounce when JD Vance forgets to say thank you.

The fate of the world economy lies in the hands of JD Vance

JD Vance reclining on a couch, reportedly asked everyone to leave the negotiating room, so he could think on the negotiating terms

Peace is all coming down to how good of handjob JD can give. If he mashes it, it's all over

Can't wait for 🥭 to announce they had the best negotiations like we've never seen before. Then 2 hours later the Iranians say JD never even showed up and are back to bombing Israel.

Iran seduced JD with a couch didn’t they

Any bulls want to say thank you in advance to JD for destroying their port?

JD Vance texting his hedge fund friends "Negotiation not going well"

Everyone relax. JD is on it.

Breaking!!! JD Vance and the Iranian negotiator broke into a fist fight. Sell everything

Yeah stay safe JD. Wouldn’t want to be in Pakistan negotiating while dear leader is threatening to annihilate the people you are negotiating with.

Chance JD never makes it to Islamabad. 🥭could tell them to turn the planes around at a refueling stop if 👁️🏃keeps changing conditions of the fake ass deal

Iranians checking their phones for new tweets at the table......WTF is this shit JD?? No Deal!

Bulls counting on JD Vance to negotiate an impossible ceasefire. Lmfao.

If I was JD, I would not go to Pakistan. Switzerland is the usual spot for these type of negotiations for a reason 

Calls on JD Vance memes

If we get close to the 660s today I’ll nut and say thank you to JD

What if Iran takes prisoner and enslaves the emissaries (JD specifically), you know, the Persian way.

I really want to short oil over the weekend, only problem is that JD "did you say thank you?" Vance is holding the negotiations. Guy can't even fucking tie his own shoes, he'll probably screw any deal

JD flying out to Pakistan just to sightsee

JD Vance is going to open negotiations by asking the Iranians how many times they've said thank you since the start of the war.

inb4 they make jd fly all the way to pakistan and iran doesnt show up

JD (The Negotiator) Vance

JD about to get well acquainted with Pakistani couches

How can I prove to you that I am in fact JD Vance?

If I was JD I would say look here Gentlemen let's go have some tea (long pour) and smoke a hookah then we will go pray at the mosque and then begin talks, Praise be to Allah!

Can everyone *for the love of God* remember to thank JD Vance?

Imagine JD in those conversations in Pakistan 🤡, oil to the moon 🚀

I just don't know how we can trust JD Vance to rectify the situation, and I can't see the US leaving with its tail between its legs.

I really hope JD Vance is able to find the star gate

Little voice in my mind is telling me JD Vance's safety is at risk during the negotiations.  Eye for an Eye stuff 

🥭 got him some but they're too big and make him look like the south park version of JD

Buls putting their financial livelihoods on JD Vance... smh

Could you imagine JD walking into the room like he’s Joe Pesci in Goodfellas.

oh, b1tch boi trying to act tough: “If the Iranians are willing to negotiate in good faith, we are certainly willing to extend an open hand, that’s one thing,” he [JD] told reporters. “If they’re going to try to play us, they’re going to find that the negotiating team is not that receptive.”