JD

JD Vance is a normie Christian, your mind is utterly rotted by reddit lol

Sofa King time for JD to shine.

Erika Kirk right now showing JD Vance how to apply fake tears.

DOCTOR AT WALTER REED: "We can't revive him without the long stand! JD, run over to Oncology and tell them to give you the long stand!"

Time for JD to emerge from his bunker

Trump going extra hard on God and religion the past few days. Far more so than he ever did. I saw that with my piece of shit grandpa who drank himself to death and beat his kids and multiple wives. His last weeks he became very religious almost to the point of religious psychosis. Investors should start thinking about how JD would handle Iran.

Don't worry, JD will rebuild it once he gets off his couch.

I honestly just assume that JD Vance stands at the border with a megaphone and says **"TURN AROUND, IMMIGRANT."** to anyone that approaches

Good luck JD!

BREAKING: Kamal Kharazi has been seriously wounded after Israeli strikes hit his home, killing his wife. Kharazi had been the lead negotiator involved in backchannel efforts with Pakistan to arrange a potential meeting between Iranian officials and JD Vance, per Aljazeera

🥭 said FU bols, dropped 🎤 and walked away in slo mo towards his ballroom to dance YMCA with JD and the gang.

let's get JD on screen real quick

I'm 99% sure he just impromptu decided to go batshit mid-speech. JD and Rubio probably convinced him to de-escalate, but he can't speak for more than 4-5 minutes without threatening someone.

Without a Deal, ‘I’m Blaming JD Vance,’ Trump Says. - WSJ How original. Calls.

Yup just saw the article on cnn. "He's working on the deal right? How's that moving? Is it Ok? So if it doesn't happen I'm blaming JD Vance. If it does happen I'm taking full credit." - 🥭

When did you cut those JD leaps

I thought the same thing.. JD Vance might be coming up

Maybe it'll be JD announcing that the 🥭 has expired. Maid.

Last year, JD sapped the life force from the pope over Easter weekend

JD Vance? Hegseth? Patel? Levitt? RFK? Pam? Rubio? Oh, you mean Trump?

JD Vance told me aliens are demons so I bought SPY $666 calls for April 1st at close

Marco Rubio: War will last weeks more, not months JD Vance: War won’t take more than 1-2 years What in the incompetency is this admin

JD Couch is a total piece of shit but I’m starting to think he might be a better leader and stabler for the markets.

Jd Vance:  We'll be out of Iran soon

Bc WSJ says JD taking over "negotiations"

Tomorrow morning around 8am or so Taco will lie about “Negotiations are going well” and JD Vance will be joining negotiations Mark It

JD popemogged into atheism 🤣 🤡

“Jesus return to Jerusalem” JD

just fucking pull out and make JD Vance convert to Shia Islam or somethign as a token of goodwill cus i need this shit to go back up

help us JD youre our only hope.

We are never going to stop winning. Thank you JD.

if JD grovels while Taco talks shit and we get it closed, that'd make everyone happy.

JD Vance says the US gov does not even prosecute fraud if it is under $1.5M per year You thinking what I'm thinking?

Et tu JD?

I heard JD was pissed off at his YTD returns and that’s why he yelled at Netanyahu on phone.

right after JD is done with the couch.

JD Vance seen streaking at the national harbor screaming calls again

White House negotiating with an Iranian official who looks suspiciously like JD Vance in a robe

JD: Did we even say sorry?

JD please bro

Wow he literally just kicked the can to JD and peaced out

"U.S. President Donald J. Trump has appointed Vice President JD Vance as the principal U.S. decision-maker to lead efforts to end the ongoing conflict in the Middle East." aka shifting the fallout over to J.D… thank you Mr. Vice President!

In general yes but I was referring to an Axios report saying JD had a “difficult” call with Netanyahu where he outlined that several of his assessments about the war were overly optimistic.

More like Bibi asking JD if HE said thank you

JD Vance asking Netanyahu if he said thank you today.

You have to give JD a reach around

If you can find JD then go for it

Can I tweet 🥭 directly asking for a refund, or do I have to say thank you to JD first?