JD

If you can find JD then go for it

Can I tweet 🥭 directly asking for a refund, or do I have to say thank you to JD first?

the strategy is trying to get out, then jail the people that told him Iran was an arab venezuela. He will fail, either back to demcrats or JD take over. Must be funny to work for NSA those days

That’e what JD Vance would do immediately if he suddenly became president

Still long wheat futures, short euro, short s&p. Holding over the weekend with a 100pt otm call for monday incase JD goes to Pakistan this weekend and we get some miracle ceasefire. Even if its temporary, and I give the odds of any meaningful de escalation slim to none, I beleive in cheap insurance. Saved my ass last weekend. 

>“Thus, though we have heard of stupid haste in war, cleverness has never been seen associated with long delays. In all history, there is no instance of a country having benefited from prolonged warfare.“ - JD Vance

Bessent gay Thiel gay that weirdo mike johnson, secretly super gay JD vance, probably secretly gay So what im saying is, my spx condor is safe

It’s the week of the holy couch for JD

jd please stfu, your hurting my puts, go back to 🥭

Goddamn JD Couch is such a piece of shit

how did jd vance graduate from yale and pet hegseth from yale and harvard?

JD Vance said "Options"!

Does JD get his eyeliner from Sephora? Thinking about what to get my mom for her birthday.

Do y’all think JD uses his hands while talking bc he wants to be like 🥭

Did JD just say "the president just explained this very able-y"

JD sighting, DUMP!!!!

JD Vance is about to speak about "negotiations".

Ah jd excluded? Maybe they sent him to negotiate

Idk man I think we’ll just move forward and you can vote for JD or whoever

> ~~Gavin Newsome~~ Patrick Bateman about to pass JD Vance on polymarket Fixed for you

Gavin Newsome about to pass JD Vance on polymarket

JD flys all the way over there and they just ask him how the couch compares to goats

>IRAN REJECTS CEASEFIRE, WON'T NEGOTIATE WITH PARTY THAT VIOLATED COVENANTS - FARS, CITING SOURCE this isnt really news, they already said yesterday that they're not negotiating with witkoff and kushner again and they want jd

gm, i think stocks go up today cuz more ships are going through the strait and iran acknowledges possible negotiations by asking for jd over shitkof. more importantly "stocks up on fake ceasefire" would make alot of ppl mad and the market loves making ppl mad.

PDD missed earnings, BABA missed earnings, JD missed earnings Something tells me China economy is not doing good.

Iran is just trolling, they're saying JD vance because he's been conveniently away the whole time

JD Vance as a negotiator, fucking drill it

JD name dropped. Where is JD

I swear I went to school with a carbon copy of jd Vance’s personality. How do these people succeed when they’re such rat fucks

I can't believe you would even put JD Vance near a negotiation table, let alone at one

>Pakistani sources said that the US vice-president, JD Vance, was being put forward as a probable chief negotiator from the US side if talks went ahead, rather than Witkoff or Trump’s son-in-law, Jared Kushner Dont worry guys the dude who doesnt take his shirt off in the pool is going to take care of it.

JD is gonna be mad when Marco is named the successor to 🥭.

🥭’s negotiation phone call was actually with JD putting on an Arabic accent 

REUTERS: JD Vance seen streaking down the national mall all morning screaming "BUY CALLS THERES A FAKE TRUTH COMING"

JD Vance really needs to set bibi in a room and have him say thank you 1x… this is ludicrous.

someone should tell JD Vance and Trump that they don't hold the cards.

where is vice-president JD Vance in this mess? he didn't say a single word

JD don’t want that smoke

JD, is that you?

**JD Vance tells Fox News that Americans should find comfort in the fact that our allies are "suffering more than we are" from high gas prices** I know it's red, but look at the bright side

Would you like to be pegged by JD?

Inb4 JD Vance announces that American oil companies are increasing production. Why would they build more long term capacity if this Strait of Hormuz problem is temporary?

Jd vance to meet oil executives to tell them to sell at loss

JD Vance just admitted he had sex 22 weeks ago. That was around October 15, 2025. It was probably a Wednesday, Thursday, or Friday. Could be a Saturday or Sunday.

Me Pete Marco JD the Easter Bunny...The Pipes

JD Vance has THE most punchable face ever

JD Couch is a really piece of garbage

Dumb presidents LOL JD

markets and crypto pumping while headlines emerge of an israeli nuclear threat via JD Vance's circle as well as the President's own mouth, i mean wtf