JD

markets and crypto pumping while headlines emerge of an israeli nuclear threat via JD Vance's circle as well as the President's own mouth, i mean wtf

JD Vance just blamed Joe for the current rising gas prices lmao how is this timeline real

Ask not what your couch can do for you - ask what you can do for your couch. - JD Vance

Why don't the US send their most lethal weapon? JD Vance. Every guy he met in person has died shortly after

JD VANCE ASKED WHAT HE WOULD DO DIFFERENT IF HE WERE THE PRESIDENT, REPLIES WITH: “Just whatever makes sense”.

BREAKING: JD VANCE STATES IF IRAN JUST SAYS THANK YOU THIS CAN ALL BE OVER

is JD Vance as Potus bullish or more bearish? (can it even be more bearish?)

I’m not a gay basher, I am bi as fuck. I lived in Thailand for 3 years and you cannot imagine the ladyboy bussy I smashed. #PETER THIEL IS AN ACTUAL F SLUR. JD VANCE IS AN ACTUAL GAY BOY BITCH.

Yall don’t want to hear this, but Hillary wants to get fucked in the ass less than JD.

I guarantee you Peter thiel sucked JD Vance’s dick. No way a gay dude makes a “friend” like that without establishing a little dominance. It explains the eyeliner for Vance. First trans Pres

JD Vance wat wer the last words of mad Donny before you stabbed him in the back! JD: the same he said for weeks, tarrif.. tarrif them all..

Hey bears, can you chase JD vance out of that cave you are all hiding in so he can take some responsibility?

Btw since this war started JD Vance disappeared

Own 10 USO shares call me JD Rockefeller 😎🤙

Bessent on top, Theil on bottom, JD watches from cuck chair

JD Vance was a little tattle tale bitch in elementary school and we all know it

Thank you JD Vance for high oil prices . 

> BBC: US asked Ukraine for help fighting Iranian drones has JD said thank you yet 🤣

Go back in time - It's early last year, and 🥭 and JD vance just berated Zelinski and you think we've hit a new low as a country. We were so innocent back then. 🥭 hadn't even gone full retard

Fake news/CCP AI/Obama's fault would be the defence.  I think South Park did a bit about it when he was fucking JD Vance.

Cry into JD Vance memes instead 😭

I would cry into a bottle of JD this weekend but I can't afford that now.

say thank you commander in chief JD Vance has been suspiciously MIA recently

If oil goes 200 a barrel, 🌮 going to pick up his shovel, head down to Texas and make JD dig for oil lol

BABA and JD on a rip tonight

Shut up JD!

You know JD goes home and punches the air every night knowing 🥭 and Marco blood brothers now

JD Vance puts on Polymarket is free money.

Chad Zelenskyy gonna storm Tehran all by himself to say thanks to JD couchophile Vance

Well. My avgo calls seems to be ded. Hopefully JD delivers

Anyone wanna gamble with me? JD earnings tomorrow before the bell. Considering week out calls 5-10k.

Buying JD and Baba here before ER

I agree with you… JD Couch has no base and wouldn’t be able to yank the leash of every GOP lawmaker the way 🥭 inexplicably seems to be able to do. Yeah theoretically have a more rational (less meme) cabinet and hopefully more serious press conferences, etc. But I don’t know that policy would be meaningfully moved forward. But who knows. Hard to say what happens in a power vacuum when you suddenly lose a stable genius (/s)

Put your paycheck in JD for Thursday earnings. Guaranteed win.

if you miss out on the JD pump, dont buy the couch stocks because they getting fucked.

Buy JD like there’s no tomorrow. Will spike on Thursday earnings.

Thank you, JD!

Starring noems, heg, boebert, jd, bondi

they’re in the Signal chat (without JD) gossiping about doing a Limited-Scope Operation in bulls sphincter

How low is JD.com going? $24?

Imagine listening to Donald Trump, JD Vance, and Pete Hegeseth and thinking yeah its a good thing these people just started a war with a country of 90 million people who mostly hate us

Why is JD Vance on my couch screaming calls passionately

Wonder if anyone said thank you for the attacks ? Thanks JD Vance

That photo of JD Vance in the situation room, as if he had any authority with this whatsoever lol

Oooooof Erbil airport and US ammunition base set ablaze Iranian sleep cells in the west activated 🥭 silent and not addressing the nation since his 2am video Rumors JD Vance and Tulsi are pissed …. FUTES SOON

Fat people are gross. Yes I'm talking about JD Vance.

Did Iran ever say thank you? - JD Vance

Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country - JD Vance

JD Vance, new acting Iranian president.

jd vance busy with couch