JPM

JPM lowers price target for SPY to $5. Panic and sell everything.

Rate cut ain’t happening. Look at JPM flying

Lip Bu Tan was in Saudi Arabia yesterday and was part of [who's who roundtable](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CzyIKo8LujM) at the FII9 Summit with Larry Fink (Blackrock), Bill Ackman (Pershing), Jamie Dimon (JPM), David Solomon (Goldman), Stephen Schwarzman (Blackstone) etc. You don't get invited by the Royals to such summit and sit at the big boys table for nothing, just sayin'

JPM, UNH, META, RKLB....

Citi, JPM and MS don’t give a shit about your money but I do.

It ain’t allowed to go down - Citi, JPM, MS all have pts of $500 or close to that, they will make sure it gets there

UBS > JPM

JPM is about to start losing money on their SPXW251231C7000 short call real soon.

Sold PPTA last 2 days ago in the great Miner Exit Crisis. Today, JPM buys in and sends the stock +7%, up from -4% during overnight. Oh well. Now i feel if i buy back again, im a huge loser and a cuck who paperhanded. But ofc, if i DO buy in, tomo PPTA will drop alongside all the miners who are getting gangr\*\*\*ped for 5 days now. Unless ofc, tomorrow gold bounces off the 4040 resistance back to 4160s and everyone pumps on relief. Oh but wait, then i need to inverse myself right? So calls? Or was this puts? I lost track by now. Ok fuck it buying something safe and non-speculative like BYND instead.

JPM takes 3% stake in PPTA https://stocks.apple.com/APk36akTuS6SZQ66nDs-Mfg

$JPM looks ready to fly to ATH

JPM 305c 10/31 got it

JPM accepting BTC as collateral ... I'm sure that will be fine

Not completely sure. Apparently that crypto has to be deposited with a partner of JPM. So collecting might not be the issue.

Why the eff have someone with a bit of reputation like Morgan Stanley shilling mf Cvna - JPM too… PT is $500, they put this out yesterday I don’t get it

\>FED FLOATS PLAN WITH MUCH SMALLER CAPITAL HIKES FOR BIG BANKS Can JPM go up now please.

Bc JPM owns reddit and they censor shit that makes them lose money

haha, rotation from JPM and GS into visa and mastercard... classic.

Regional banks don’t matter, they will just get bought out by JPM if they fail

You can easily feel better by looking at reality instead of hysterical nonsense: * If there was an actual crisis you'd see stress in credit markets. * You can look at balance sheets and charge offs / loss provisions of the megabanks. They look terrific. JPM even with the big Tricolor bankruptcy still had amazing 16% EPS growth. In the absolute worst case we have SVB, they'll deal with it the exact same way as 2023. Print and everything will moon again.

He has been a 🌈🐻 who benefits from the failure of banks since JPM can pick up the assets at pennies on the dollar.

Can't wait for jpm to buy more smaller banks for pennies

Are my JPM CALLS COOKED

JPM is a piece of shit.

JPM sub 300 has to be a safe parking lot... right? RIGHT?

I'm ready to see JPM fall in the coming days 📉

Jamie Dimon of JPM now projecting 5k-10k Gold

Stupid JPM will let me remote deposit a check from my phone but *still* won’t let me do the same with cash. I promise to destroy the bill after.

Conspiracy theory! (Read: late night cope seeing bloody red in my account) JPM shorted the fuck out of all the minerals today and then started covering at 1:15. Someone posted their [national security index](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1o7q0yo/abat_loss/njpqqv7/) and I started looking at what was listed, uuuu, usar, uamy, tmq, basically all the ones mentioned here. I'm just on my phone but checked out a bunch of them. They all had the same low of the day at 1:15 and then recovered after. Jpm shorted it, covered and bought and will announce their investments tomorrow. K, night. Edit: buy calls on rocks tomorrow!

Its to shake out retail + speculators , its not a coincidence that rare earths shot up this week, trade war, JPM $1.5T investments into rare earths, successful baseline environmental studies/bureaucratic nonsense that the feds/finance capital use to sit on piles of raw materials/resources, and then after hours manipulation when the stock shot up massively this week All this happened within one week. It’s to shake out dumb money so they can get in at half price. It worked.

jpm under 300, nvda under 180, amzn under 200... do it.

25$ swing on JPM in 24 hours…

was also obvious that JPM was going to moon today after those earnings. MU did the same thing a week or so again - destroyed earnings, but dropped same day, then absolutely mooned a day or 3 later.

JPM is the only safe place these days. Like a T-bill.

JPM gonna invest 10b more into critical defense including semiconductors yesterday and INTC went down This had momentum before, and now ??? Will they ever announce an actual customer for foundry?

JPM is mooning today. Crushed earnings, get calls while you still can

MS, JPM, V, AXP, WMT, BRK, AAPL, NFLX, NVDA, AMZN, META, MSFT, BRK, COST, GOOGL Smaller amounts: BTC, RDDT and UNH

JPM crushes earnings yet down today? Priming for a pump I think

Everyone full port JPM so my calls print. Thanks.

What's up with JPM? Earnings beat but down 1.5%... this one of those things where they keep the price low for a day or 3 before pumping?

JPM, Citi and Jeffries have huge bags on it, they need to pump it for earnings and maybe a week after …. Float is thin so, super easy for the big guns to manipulate All their analysts came out en masse and raised the PT to $475 😂

JPM better go up

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Whoever bought JPM calls with me this morning while it was down. We are war heroes.

$JPM new low of day incoming

JPM monster results. https://www.jpmorganchase.com/ir/quarterly-earnings * Revenue - $47.1B vs. $45.4B expected, 3Q 2024 was $42.6B and 9% YoY. * EPS - $5.07 vs. $4.84, 3Q 2024 was $4.37 and 16% YoY. Virtually no change in total charge off rates.

If I had a day trade I’d sell these JPM calls for 3.5k profit, now I had to hold to tomorrow. Lord have mercy it’s either gonna erase or fucking double

JPM recovery is saving my sorry ass account. This is all going according to plan. TSM just needs to keep sinking, I’m thinking 280 before earnings. That is all

Let’s welcome the bear in chief for JPM earnings call: Jamie Dimon!

$JPM is way weaker than the market, short it when $SPY retraces to the upside and you will make easy money