JPM

Rip jpm

Did $JPM just say the N word or something?

JPM with the death candle

Wtf JPM

Jpm just dumped. Must be some berish commentary right now at the financial services conference

Muh jpm puts are printinggggg

How many degens like me are playing the DBRG buyout rumors? All it took was JPM saying 25-35 buyout range and it trades at 15. Oh yeah, I’m in.

So JPM for the W

Ask JPM they probably know. Algos maybe too. Tbh I can see them forcing a “dead” year for BTC since it literally rejected start 2025 price 5 times since mid November

jpm gonna do a uturn and back under 300 soon enough... then we know

Today I bought 2 month calls on: JPM, BULL, Meta, Intl, dkng and sezl. Good buys?

they grape you if you bank with one of the majors, like JPM or Bank of America, they have attached brokerages that treat you better in my experience.

WMT is going to become the next trillion $$$ company by EOY. Then JPM will follow next year.

when Dimon leaves JPM how much does stock crater?

i have a frenemy who works for JPM so I'd be ok with that company taking a big hit.

BTC- MSTR pure domination era is here. Its time to short $JPM

Those rumors about JPM moving their bullion traders to Singapore might actually be true - silver slam started early tonight!

Relax guys - it will ruin some JPM metalbro's sleep tomorrow, but the metal slam will come. I have way too much PTSD on this.

🌽tards are shorting $JPM lmfaooo

Anyone thinking about Candace’s post about 2nd week in December, disaster will strike? Plus it’s a week before Epstein list release (heavily redacted… thanks Kash).. I imagine if anything happens, market crowbar, and then the list release.. JPM gets a small tank, and VIX calls soar. Tesla, buy the fkin dips, and spy puts for early jan? What am I missing here. Immigration paused, q4 earnings?

jpm, calm the fuk down, no one cares

JPM looking for that giga bailout. It’ll rip.

It’s probably going to squeeze . They are shorted to the ground , including JPM in this short. They pretty much called out crypto bros and said “liquidate me” lol

Early in the week, Deutsche Bank released its S&P 500 forecasts, predicting 8,000 points for 2026. D. Lakos-Bujas has set its base target for the end of 2026 for the S&P 500 SPX at 7,500 points. Now, JPM is also calling for SPX to hit 8,000. They are expecting 2 more rate cuts and earnings growth of 13-15% over the next two years.

JPM funded Nazi Germany.

JPM trying to stop people from buying bitcoin 😂

jpm curling

JPM 305c p p p printing 🥳🥳

brk/b and jpm about to throw pigs in the pit

JPM laughs at you from the great beyond.

get this man a job at jpm

I should exit my mstr calls . JPM got BTC on lock rn

JPM👏

GOOG 265p 12/12 at open Big boys will come back from holidays next week to fix what you regards and the JPM interns did to the market

My port will be at 0 if BTC don’t retest ATH before year end. It was nice knowing ya folks. Fuck you JPM

Lmao JPM raised concerns over AI bubble last month and then proceeded to short the fuck out of the bucket. Today they upgraded all the Bitcoin miners based on data center demand from Google Microsoft and NVIDIA calls and presumably bought a ton at 30-40% discounts. Absolute scumbags.

It would be nice if $JPM decided to run along the market

Maller's account closed for a likely FinCen violation. JPM 305c 12/05

r/MSTR is convinced they can bankrupt JPM. Ya'll were wondering what the next OPEN/BYND slaughter was? Looks like it might be MSTR.

JPM Short . The squeeze is comin

the new jpm tower is so sexy

Taking down JPM

JPM calls it is

Buy MSTR boycott JPM

Max Keiser “UNCONFIRMED: JP Morgan appears to have an existentially threatening short $MSTR position that can potentially bankrupt $JPM if $MSTR trades 50% higher above Friday’s close. GAMESTOP VIBES INTENSIFY‼️”

This JPM war will cause the biggest bank run, and digital credit will further flourish. $MSTR FTW

War against JPM is heating up

jamie dimon in shambles. a sitting senator about to expose jpm executives enabling the epstein sex trafficking operation.

Am I a pedo for owning JPM shares ?

Turned down a jpm banking job in a mid city to join a hf/commod shop in trading hub for less pay purely because i wouldnt be able to trade my own shit... i cant leave you guys