JPM

Pretty sure there were posts here when the JPM and MS execs said there would be a correction and there are liquidity issues. Otherwise just pick any big news outlet like NYT and check the financial stuff a couple times a day; ignore all the other news. Things like the secret walstreet / fed meeting last Saturday was reported there; and the debt financing boom of the last 3 months. Scroll back thru those posts on an outlet and find one that retroactively reported all this and subscribe to them.

That's an insanely bullish report and super low layoffs. JPM fixed income: "We believe Fed has an easing bias". Slower cuts or not balance sheet expansion is coming very soon. As early as March FOMC.

My friend who works at JPM Hong Kong told me to stay out of the NVDA earnings today. Naturally I didn’t listen.

JPM 305c p p p printing 🥳🥳

On the phone with my friend who works at JPM in Hong Kong to determine what we should trade. Brb

You have it totally backwards. And I say this as a JPM investor. Banks want your money doing nothing. Market wants to actually make you money.

Best case scenario, JPM is all over the Epstein files and $HOOD becomes the new biggest bank 😝

JP Morgan has a lot of ugly ties to epstein. from managing his money, funding him, and regular correspondence with top JPM executives for long periods of time.

!banbet NVDA 197.5c according to JPM

JPM recommend bullish options bet on NVDA.... means they are selling the calls right? Yea nah, I will stay out on that one.

We favor owning call spreads as a strong beat-and-raise from NVDA and positive commentary around supply could clear recent sector underperformance and could propel NVDA above its average historical move,” writes Bram Kaplan, head of America equity derivatives strategy at JPM.

Lol Jamie Dimon is dumping Donnie’s precious stonkies cuz he said he wanted JPM investigated.

Imagine how mad the boomers will be when their wealth is literally worthless if the 🥭 follows jpm private bank advice and tries to print their way out of the 38 trillion in debt

How much will JPM drop when the Epstein files are released?

JPM money bags gang yeye 🤘

Up 101% last two years. Made a lot on LRCX options. TSM, MU, NVDA, AMD, JPM, WFC, BAC, TSLA have been big winners. I bought a bunch of MO when the divy hit 10% and keep adding to it. I’ve taken some profits and have some ambitious sell orders in place right now hoping to lock in some really solid gains. I’ve started to roll money into divy stocks and will keep rotating in until I’m at least 50% into these plays. Also averaging into PYPL leaps hoping to make a nice return on that in the next 12-18 months.

Someone on the NBIS subreddit claimed that JPM raised its price target for the stock. So I go ask Google, and the fucking Ai tells me that "the claim is probably correct", and as a source it links me to the comment I just read..

coming for JPM is really crazy though. that dog bites back, hard. good luck fruit lol

JPM pays me a hefty $6 dividend per share given their growth: 😩🫩🚫 NVDA pays me 4 cents: 😍🎉🕺

After this. I'm going to full port my IRA into JPM. It's the only safe place to be. Indices don't get bailed out. Bonds are debt instruments, too much interest rate risk. JP is the crook that runs this. I'm going to the dark side.

Yes boys we going down… choppers leaving JPM headquarters like we in Vietnam

I hold. AAPL , AMZN, CRWD, GOOG, INTC, JPM, META, MSFT, NKE, NVDA, RTX, TGT, then some broad market ETFs.

Jpm puts i bought when they announced jpm coin are printing. Jpm coin lmao.

AAPL JPM MA, boring but less susceptible to huge drops

JPM lick my balls and hold my calls

If there is a terrorist attack on a data center, that was handling JPM, do we go to war?

>JPM has made me so much money. >My thesis for very long and constant building positions was simply after the GFC "which bank sucks the long slong of uncle sam the hardest." And my god look at that Jaime Dimon, thats a man who'll loosen his jaw for the good of the company. Rob his own grandma kinda man. >And man has it paid off. u/Brawmethius Lol I wouldn't go that far but yes, his relationship with regulators is very good. He is viewed as an elder statemen and he'll often have first dibs to help clean up any of the weaker banks that blow up periodically. Plus incredible deployment of capital, fortress principles, etc. Extremely good risk management and always attracting top talent. It's just a very well run bank.

JPM employees belong in this sub

I can't believe it took JPM 2+ years to do the math on how much ROI companies needed to break even. These are supposed to be the smartest guys in the market

JPM has made me so much money. My thesis for very long and constant building positions was simply after the GFC "which bank sucks the long slong of uncle sam the hardest." And my god look at that Jaime Dimon, thats a man who'll loosen his jaw for the good of the company. Rob his own grandma kinda man. And man has it paid off.

Available just a few months ago: JPM: $202 ----> $322 +59% MS: $94 ----> $171 +82% AXP: $220 ----> $377 +71% Ber cries nonstop there are no deals ever in this market, tech is the only choice. Here are 3 buy and hold forever stocks. Mega durable, high quality compounders that quietly keep hitting new ATHs. This won't be the last either. Plenty of incredible stocks are and will be on firesale throughout the year if you're looking and disciplined instead of whining.

Rotation to financials, too. JPM, AXP hit record highs again.

Morgan Stanley, JPM, AXP High quality compounders quietly still hitting new ATHs. Buy dips of durable companies with dominant market positions and rock solid economics. It's that simple.

Goldman cat Amex unh jpm. All the big holdings in it are green makes no sense

JPM flip flops more on AI than I do on whether I prefer my left or right nut.

I almost got liquidated on Friday but luckily I called Sam Altman and asked for a job This counts as a “strategic partnership” and all of a sudden JPM approved me for a trillion dollars in credit

JPM increased their position in NBIS to $158M in shares

Not JP Morgan trying to calm the sell off, making sure everyone knows they are still invested by the millions in many of the stocks. We get it JPM, chill. Lol.

I made $600 scalping some JPM puts today. Thank God I didn’t get greedy and hold over the weekend :)

Thanks for whoever did the call out for JPM puts! 👍👍👍👍👍

Just spoke with a financial advisor st JPM about OpenAI being able to meet its spending commitments. They told me "there was always going to be a shortfall in how much money they had" and to not worry about it. This shit is a bubble lmfao. What do you mean you know theyd never have the money? You're investing on information you know to be false? What kind of answer is that?

Banks struggling to hold gains. Loading up on JPM puts here

at least you can buy 0dte’s JPM won’t let me do stupid things - so my weeklies have to pick up the slack. . . but it’s so much easier to let them ride to 0.

jpm surging again

Europoors come in here to talk shit and then donate all their money to JPM LMAO 🤌 Too bad most of the euro bears I watched go to 0 deleted their accounts after

Will JPM actually pay me my dividend tonight? they skipped out on me last quarter

I mean eventually JPM and others say it’s still way below where it should be

JPM takes 8% stake in $HIMS