JPM

$JPM is way weaker than the market, short it when $SPY retraces to the upside and you will make easy money

I bought JPM calls

JPM LMAO

# why tf is GS and JPM dumping. I GOT KIDS TO FEED FUCKING HELL

Why is $jpm dumping ?

JPM absolutely crushing it. Buy and die rich stock.

Of course JPM beats estimates and tanks.

JPM forward guidance neutral, down -1.14%

Why is JPM down they crushed estimates

GS and JPM earnings were good but they are still down. The fear of earnings season is high. An end to the government shutdown and a China deal would be a great way to offset earnings and keep the bulls fed but no sign of that this week. Plan accordingly

JPM GS BLK all reported awesome earnings. Green by opening!

You think Jamie Dimon is going to let JPM stock be red after strong earnings?

Bought JPM and KTOs premarket. Averaging down if I have to, these are good entries.

JPM said recession is canceled ignore the noise

Jpm by 3 cents dude.

Strong JPM and GS earnings, both red lol

JPM very strong Q3 earnings... -0.08% as of writing

Oh look VIX is getting spicier now 39% gains. Can’t wait for JPM and GS to fucking pop this fucking bubble bro. Guidance gonna wreck shit harder than trumps tweet on Friday

great JPM earnings could switch sentiment of pre market, let's see if that happens

JPM gonna drop Their new Investment in INTC @ earnings later 🙏

Guys is 293 a good limit buy for $jpm ? Hoping it dumps and rips

$IE could be another copper/electric minerals play one analyst from $JPM has increased their price target to $189 current price $16.70. The US based mining and exploration company has massive mines in the US and joint ventures abroad. They also have impressive surveying tech and majority stake in an energy storage company. https://ivanhoeelectric.com/about-us/overview/

I bought 1 JPM call for tmrw morning ER. As usual expecting to strike out

1 Month Government Shutdown will shave 1% from GDP. That will be SWELL as all HELL for GS and JPM's projected earnings. Who cares about what these banks did last quarter, the market only wants to know what you do next. Tomorrow is flat or red.

JPM earnings tomorrow. Prepare yourself for 'Hurricane Dimon'. If you know... you know.

lol "critical" memes getting cash infusion JPM gonna sink $1.5 trillion into: >Advanced Bulk Materials Advanced Manufacturing Artificial Intelligence Autonomous Mobile Robots Battery Storage Command & Control Tech Critical Components Critical Minerals Mining & Processing Cybersecurity Distributed Energy Edge Computing Grid Resilience Mesh Networks Mission Critical Real Estate Munitions, Missiles & Hypersonics Nanomaterials and Microelectronics Nuclear Energy Pharmaceutical Precursors Quantum Computing Secure Communication Sensor Hardware Shipbuilding Solar Space Launch Spacecraft Unmanned Systems 6G

Wells Fargo, Black Rock, JPM, GS, and Citi all premarket..... This is either a moon or get fucked kinda day

They are gonna announce JPM as the official bank of OpenAI and it’ll jump 15%

ERIC 📈📈 JPM 📈📈

JPM and C will rocket tmrw

JPM + CALL = 💰

They’ll all benefit from the us gov and JPM supercharging the minerals supply chain build out

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Green_Conclusion5792** bet **JPM** goes from **310.39** to **380.0** before **14-Oct-2025 06:32 PM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 10 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/)

Earnings on JPM!!

JPM turning bullish means hold on to your god damn hats. You ain’t seen shit. Dotcom run starts now

JPM earnings better pay for the CF hood for my stinger

Should I buy jpm gng?

You already have a bet going - JPM to 322.0 before 20-Oct-2025 02:27 PM -05

List of Trillion dollar investments Trump secured JPM: 1.5T Saudi PIF: 1T OpenAI, TSM, Softbank: 2T No other President comes close

Here’s my logic, bank stocks are going to all come in and say the money is magic and stocks aren’t real. Then JPM, GS, and WFC are all going to say we are trying to bail out America because it’s too big to Fail.., which will spook investors and then they will say. The tariffs are working, but we are getting ass fucked by China still so we need to invest in America we are crumbling. This will then send the rocket into the ocean exploding, creating a tidal wave of massive regarded proportions. This will scare investors and make then run to their bunkers selling everything. Trump will tweet on social truth that he is a major proponent of his tariffs and loves to hit things with things stick, so investors will rally behind this from their bunkers, selling everything because they know it means another 100% tariffs on China is coming and he’s about to give them Taiwan as a peace offering so we can get his Nobel peace prize.

JPM and the other big boys salivating over these funding opportunities once interest rates drop further. (banks)

Banks report earnings tomorrow, last chance to get in at ground floor for this quarter. It is going to be blockbuster for JPM and GS

CNBC - JPM investing $10 billion in industries critical for national security

My friend in big audit mentioned an interesting bit of tid bit, JPM, Jeffries and Citi have huge bags on cvna…. They been pumping as hard as possible to get out, fully expect their analysts to come out with crazy PTs next week as they unload their bags on dumb algos

Some implied moves for earnings next week - 67 companies reporting - up OR down degenrates [$JPM](https://x.com/search?q=%24JPM&src=cashtag_click) 5.1% [$ASML](https://x.com/search?q=%24ASML&src=cashtag_click) 8.1% [$TSM](https://x.com/search?q=%24TSM&src=cashtag_click) 6.8% [$GS](https://x.com/search?q=%24GS&src=cashtag_click) 5.6% [$C](https://x.com/search?q=%24C&src=cashtag_click) 5.5% [$BAC](https://x.com/search?q=%24BAC&src=cashtag_click) 5.2% [$WFC](https://x.com/search?q=%24WFC&src=cashtag_click) 5.3% [$JNJ](https://x.com/search?q=%24JNJ&src=cashtag_click) 3.3% [$MS](https://x.com/search?q=%24MS&src=cashtag_click) 5.2% [$ABT](https://x.com/search?q=%24ABT&src=cashtag_click) 4.7% [$UAL](https://x.com/search?q=%24UAL&src=cashtag_click) 8.7% [$AXP](https://x.com/search?q=%24AXP&src=cashtag_click) 5.5% [$JBHT](https://x.com/search?q=%24JBHT&src=cashtag_click) 6.8% [$SCHW](https://x.com/search?q=%24SCHW&src=cashtag_click) 5.8% [$INFY](https://x.com/search?q=%24INFY&src=cashtag_click) 7.8% [$MAN](https://x.com/search?q=%24MAN&src=cashtag_click) 14.0% [$IBKR](https://x.com/search?q=%24IBKR&src=cashtag_click) 6.4% [$CSX](https://x.com/search?q=%24CSX&src=cashtag_click) 2.7% [$SLB](https://x.com/search?q=%24SLB&src=cashtag_click) 5.7% [$ALLY](https://x.com/search?q=%24ALLY&src=cashtag_click) 8.3% [$DPZ](https://x.com/search?q=%24DPZ&src=cashtag_click) 6.9% [$BLK](https://x.com/search?q=%24BLK&src=cashtag_click) 4.3%

LOL JPM is SCREWED, they are about to have their SLV short blown out after trying desperatly to attack it.

JPM just upped APLD PT to $35 Earnings call today after the bell

JPM is cheap, earnings in 1 week

JPM is fucking trash

JPM still a steaming pile of shit stock