JPM

JPM can suck it easy

The bank bailouts have already been happening since October btw. Look at JPM and XLF, every time they start to go down, which would confirm the downward spiral and liquidation of the global financial system, they get mysteriously injected with massive amounts of liquidity to break the downward momentum. The world financial system is at stake, and they will just let the bearish patterns form, then short squeeze with printed dollars to never let the momentum build because they literally cant even bail it out this time when it full crashes. That complacency and desire to kick the can down the road is the reason silver/gold will not be going down. They arent going up, everything else is just being raped and pillaged so that the rich/global leaders dont have to deal with the massive shitstorm they created.

It's always so nice to see JPM dumping.

Retardmaxxed into JPM puts yesterday, made my first 10 bagger with 1DTE puts 📉

just bought 10k of JPM calls. shit better go up bc i could have used that money to buy hookers and blow

why is JPM down so hard?

lol JPM

Happy Friday y'all! I'm coping hard on my JPM calls 🥲 How's the week going for ya?

Jpm puts 🤷‍♂️

JPM flipped bullish after making billions keeping the price down as long as they could

Holy hell silver almost at 98$ already, 🥈 is unstoppable. JPM commodity traders at Singapore sweating in shambles.

Are my JPM $310c for next week cooked??

Make you want to buy JPM. Every time he’s beat up a company or sector it pumps.

Trump suing JPM for 18 trillion dollars

Oh mah GAWDz J.DIME for is under fire! He's gonna have Pam Bimbots up has wazoo. DIVE JPM....DIVE.... Gimme 260....Gimme gimme gimme! \~260, 260, TWO SIX OOOOOHHHH

Guys, I have impeccable timing. I quadruple down on my JPM calls, and like 30min later, they get hit with a lawsuit 🙃

Also - Repost that I'm suing JPM...

oop JPM

Hmmm Saber rattling 10% credit card interest rate caps Restricting wallstreet from buying homes to rent Using terms like Usury at Davos 5 billion dollar lawsuit against jpm for debanking. One could wonder how these things would possibly be connected

Annnnd, it's over for my JPM calls. I'll just hold to expiry tomorrow in hopes of a spike.

Quadrupled down on my 1DTE $310 JPM calls. I am regard.

trump sues jpm morgan, dimon for 5b --bloomberg

Ok, so do I sell my 1/23 $310 JPM calls for breakeven, or hold and hope for the best?

Nooo $JPM stop going down 😭 go back up, I was in profit but didn't sell 💀

Alright, I fucked up buying 1/23 $310 JPM calls. Look Jamie, I just need you to pump it 5-8 more dollars, and I'll be a new person.

Yo JPM, I would like a 50% pump within 2 days. Is that really too much to ask for? 🥺

Can the boys at jpm stop selling

If JPM goes to $320 by tomorrow, I will personally kiss Jamie Dimon on the forehead

Jpm puts. Highly regarded potus wont be happy with dimon criticizing ICE activities

Lmao, I might've doubled down on my 1DTE JPM calls right at the top 😭

Let’s go JPM!! 😤

Just doubled down on my $310 1DTE JPM calls 💀

Yay, JPM upgraded one of my stocks. It went up 12% GLDD

JPM bought 5% of SOFI at the end of 2025 https://preview.redd.it/p0ltek17eseg1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=460c98fda277e54869130df8df9734671cef173f

Everything mooning except for MSFT, PLTR, RDDT, HOOD and JPM. My biggest positions

JPM should be banned from participating in precious metal markets fuckers manipulated the shit for 8 YEARS they should be in prison and barred from trading metals

Well before April 9 when he tariffed the whole world, I sold positions. L-Day came and noone except China said or did anything. Everything bounced back overnight as if nothing happened. Im keeping some powder dry, but I just cant see the buy and hold retail crowd or JPM paper handing ther MSFT positions.

>“We thought the president was going to Davos to talk about housing and credit card affordability. Suddenly now it’s become about Greenland affordability" -JPM 0dte puts and let Donny do the rest

Nana’s gospel — buy $hitty US companies and hold them for a bit. So, I am hodling JPM and AVGO. About $10k down so far.

How do my JPM calls look?

JPM won’t let that happen

JPM will probably recover. The only real news will be when Dimon retires. Then I sell

Damn, so what are y'all thinking is going to happen to JPM stock? The threats to JPM seem kinda insignificant when compared to the whole Greenland thing

JPM sure as fuck doesnt

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I was feeling good about my jpm puts but now I’m not sure anymore

Trump on JPM, EU trade deal, Trump tariffs on EU, EU $110B tariffs on the US, it's too much to be numb to. If you have calls on a high Beta stock, you most likely shouldn't open your brokerage app on Tuesday morning.

Jpm said it was regarded

Buy the dip immediately. I just bought JPM on Friday.