JPM

WVE. CEO speaking at JPM healthcare conference this afternoon

Bought more JPM calls, the credit card cap won't happen

Umm JPM hi.. noticed my credit card APR is still not 10%. Can you please fix that.. and while we’re on the phone can you just apply my DOGE check to the balance? That’d be great

i mean there are literally all the banking and credit card companies get screw by taco, and you chose to short on something else ? JPM, visa and mastercard all get -3 to -4%. taco is literally telling you which stock to short

u/kaapooj Just listened to the JPM earnings call mentioning growing involvement in tokenized MMFs there. Potential benefits at scale may be things capital efficiency and instant settlement, 24/7 transactions. It should continue to increase integration with the global DeFi ecoystem which I think will steadily grow over time. The extent to which Trump regulates all this will be a factor as well. Still at the end of the day, I think BTC survives everything because history says USD is inevitably going to fall apart. All the classic signs are already apparent. The inability to form any consensus to govern and budget sustainably in the middle. Printing and soft defaulting to avoid making difficult decisions. Extremism and polarization. In a little less than 3 years I expect major tests in 2028 indicating more clearly where we are headed. Big bull market until then for stocks and BTC as well once it finds its footing again.

JPM is short gold & silver fucking retards shoulda sold out when they couldnt manipulate the NBBO any longer bury these scumbag mother fuckers

Negative/Offsetting Factors for JPM take notes banks: ncreased Expenses: Overall non-interest expenses increased by 5% year-over-year due to increases in front-office employees, occupancy costs, and technology investments teleowork would have changed this,,,dum ass dimon lol

JPM puts at open were literally free money also what the fuck is wrong with Zuck

JPM BK DAL all ER beat … economy is strong… couple that with QE… boom …. Bullish

Only JPM can drop 1% on a Fking earnings beat

Visa and JPM getting cooked

Consumer overall is doing fantastic. Bank earnings already showing retard ber is wrong, yet again. JPM net charge offs super low, actually better than same period prior year: https://i.imgur.com/nSv7InK.png Even auto loans, improved vs. last year: https://i.imgur.com/bZIA2L3.png JPM earnings also looks a lot worse than it really is from the AAPL card portfolio one-time charge. Otherwise results look fantastic 💪. They are 2017 Warriors of capital management.

Bank earnings already showing retard ber is wrong, yet again. JPM net charge offs super low, actually better than same period prior year: https://i.imgur.com/nSv7InK.png Even auto loans, improved vs. last year: https://i.imgur.com/bZIA2L3.png

JPM: We gonna spend 9b in expenses Analyst: Urm....how is that going to translate to profits? JPM: Trust us bro.....

JPM not so good.

Jpm green, my heads in between.... those titties 

Fuck ass JPM I’m never trading financials again

Should I be listening to the JPM shareholder call? I have 12 shares 

Jpm didn’t move I should have opened an iron corridor 

Need bad results from JPM so Dow and spy go down by nvda stays up. Come on you got this 

Ain't no way JPM falling. ~330 EOM

Come to meee JPM. Come to daddy! \~305, 305, Three OH FIVE!

How’s JPM options looking? 😂

JPM beat and great guidance, this POS still sells off

# A beat from JPM this morning is a good sign for SOFI

JPM is the Google of finance, it may be a boomer stock but it's heading to $400

JPM double miss ????

Wen JPM dump? Hurry up, I just want to get a little exposure.

did jpm miss or wut

JPM 305.....COME TO MEEEE I BE BUYER THERE! COMEEEEEEE

Piece of SHIT, JPM 4Q link page not found. Fucking hedgefunds pinging that address 23985632431 times per second.

JPM with a monster beat.

$JPM | JPMorgan Q4 2025 Earnings - Adj EPS $5.23 (est $4.70) - Adj. Rev. $46.77B (est $46.35B) - FICC Sales & Trading Rev $5.38B (est $5.27B) - Investment Banking Rev. $2.55B (est $2.65B) - Equities Sales & Trading Rev $2.86B (est $2.7B) - Standardized CET1 Ratio 14.5% (est 14.8%) - Managed Net Interest Income $25.11B (est $24.99B) - Total Deposits $2.56T (est $2.58T) - ROE 15% (est 15.7%) - Loans $1.49T (est $1.45T) - Qtr Included $2.2B Net Reserve Build

There goes JPM

if j\_dimon.mention = "cockroach" : ( SPY = SPY.last \* -1% ) elif j\_dimon.mention = "rats" : ( SPY = SPY.last \* -10% ) else : ( JPM = JPM.last \* 1.05 , Order = BUY.BUY.BUYYYYYYYY ) EXECUTE!

JPM calls or puts?

I sold a put on JPM expiring this Friday. Hopefully earnings tomorrow don’t make me regret it Also sold puts on klarna and affirm

Already have decent position in JPM, V and AXP.

Yup and JPM and other banks earnings 

I bought JPM calls thinking it was the bottom. Nope. $330c are cooked

JPM calls are awfully cheap ahead of earnings…. Buying more

Literally could’ve bought calls on anything and would’ve made money today, instead of JPM calls even Visa calls printed…fuck

Was gonna sell my JPM calls for a loss, but considering that SPY hasn’t dropped yet, maybe they’ll miraculously jump 10% tomorrow

Credit spreads on JPM at open was free money. Easy 350$ for each 1k$ with a ~7% buffer.

Last day to load up on WVE before the JPM Healthcare conference tomorrow!

JPM just jumped up 1% now, wth

JPM looking like free money right now.

JPM calls gonna bring my port straight into negative today… sick

Trump wants to point his guns at the likes of JPM, C, BOA, etc and chop their profits on 1.3 trillion US CC debt by more than 50%. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH..... He dont have that kind of firepowa...NO ADMINISTRATION has that kind of firepowa, LEAST OF ALL dumpo. Those bank FUCKS OWN THE WORLD Bro....