JPM

It’s not gonna be private credit, CLOs, housing or war that cracks the everything bubble …it’s going to be silver. Physical goes to $500oz ..spot, futures & SLV goes to $1oz with no bid. JPM collapses. A ‘Custodian crisis’ leaves markets in complete pandemonium. “If you don’t have in custody, you don’t own it”. The world moves to blockchain assets/settlements/custody

Banks: Suddenly seeing JPM, GS expanding in India. Indian clients will not pay their high fees. INTUIT reading tealeaves teaming up with CRCL. Probably looking to snatch Corp Treasury biz away from Banks and reposition. 2026 forsee Banks shutting down 50% branches.

Puts on JPM

# I just walked by JPM headquarters and there are at least 3 trucks delivering 5ft Ladders 🪜

I saw mommy blowing JPM ... underneath a blanket in his car.

Puts on JPM, Epstein files to be released Friday…

WMT and maybe LLY, JPM, IBM

don’t make me go full port NKE, WMT, TGT, LMT, NOC, BOA and JPM (probably better than the tech trash I have right now)

I love all these stocks: MS, JPM, V, AXP, WMT, BRK, AAPL, NFLX, NVDA, AMZN, META, MSFT, BRK, COST, GOOGL, Smaller amounts RDDT, UNH

Best way to win is just to see JPM tech stock list of winners for 2026. Free money tbh

JPM less than 1% off ATH is selling off? Go fuk yourself little man

Because of SVB, Fed printed half a trillion and everything mooned. If you think something similar could happen own some JPM. They're a fortress with pristine balance sheet and will likely get some kind of favorable deal.

Two scenarios: A. Government bonds are directly bought by the central bank with money created from thin air. B. Government bonds are bought by a private bank and then bought by the central bank with money created from thin air. Now scenario A is widely considered to be the sign of unsound money and most people recognize that as bad. However you throw, say JPM, as the middle.man and you have the US monetary and fiscal policy that is totally independent of each other. 🤔

It isn't a market rout til JPM breaks support.

You already have a bet going - JPM to 295.0 before 12-Dec-2025 02:34 PM -05

$JPM trading like a shit coin again

JPM $328 🙏

I made so much money whit JPM, now I can buy even more corn and silver

BREAKING:  JPM raises PT for GOOGL to **$385**

I wish I'd put more on JPM when it dropped to 300 for a hot minute Oh well, still a good week

JPM calls at the open yesterday was the easiest 30 bagger of my life

Dang sold my JPM calls too early

JPM weeklies obviously

Sold my JPM calls

Calls on JPM Tuesday afternoon free money

JPM 328 please 🙏

JPM calls taking me to the promised land

JPM pls fly again

Saba Capital, Softbank, JPM, GS, Met Life (yes) all have significant swap ports, or outsized pieces of the syndicated debt.

JPM is giving a payment of up to $1,000 to employees whose annual pay is less than $80,000, many of whom will receive it in the form of a contribution to JPMorgan retirement plans

I just sold my first 10 bagger JPM calls

JPM calls at the open was the easiest money I ever made

Before my ass gets completely obiterated by JPow, I just wanna celebrate the quick win in selling JPM at the tippy tippy top top.

JPM up 2,28% after a huge dump and people are talking like its mooning, ffs this sub is going lower and lower

JPM gonna give me that lambo

Watch JPM recover most of the losses from yesterday lol

Spectacular gain on JPM since yesterday. Calls was a no brainer. +$12K. 🤑

I’m all in on META and JPM calls

Good day to build long term positions. Bought some JPM monthlies this morning

Wow my JPM calls actually worked

Jpm rebounded more than I expected today

Really JPM, right in front of my banbet?

just sold my JPM calls for a 400% profit :)

JPM 320 wen

JPOW could something extremely funny: \-proclaim "long live mao-spontex" \-Increase interest rates by 50000 bps \-personally make sure to bankrupt JPM \-engage in distributing helicopter money and soup kitchens while the financial system burns down

JPM calls was free money and no one listened

JPM back to 318, JNJ back to 205, it's stocks that start with J day

JPM $315 by Friday !banbet