JPM

In on some JPM calls for March. Maybe it will fly again

I told yall JPM calls at the open was free money. $305c went from .80 to 3.20

JPM plz get to $305 so I can get out of these weekly calls 😭

FUCK YEA JPM

META and JPM calls is literally free money JPM $305c and META $660c

JPM getting ganged up on by major sellers lmao. watch that fucker enter free-fall.

JPM calls was free money at the open

Is JPM free money here?

I bought JPM at 300, how fucked am i for today? Light fuck, proper fuck or cum & go fuck

JPM losing money on AI is bullish for regarded permabols short-term. Way too many careers and reputations have been built on future AI productivity gains. JPM will throw billions more at this before admitting they may have been just a little bit retarded, like a smidgen retarded.

It's not, it's another loss making Elon ego massaging business. It will never IPO, they will just keep hinting at it and raising privately at absurd valuations with tiny offerings so that Elon can continue to borrow billions against his equity from JPM. It's the perfect scam business. When people ask to see and figures or why they haven't floated yet he can just say "secret DoD stuff",  The government contracts give him cast iron guarantees to borrow against and he can blather on about mars or some sci fi bullshit and pretend he's doing it for real. 

Wtf, why did JPM drop so much?

Why did JPM falls so hard today?

Anyone buying the dip in JPM?

JPM had its worst day in 14 months today... -4.6%

Why is that JPM dump flying under the radar. Is this a sign of a looming catastrophe in the marekt?

Feeling another JPM dump at open hope I’m wrong

JPM was the canary. We get rugged tomorrow

Worth buying the JPM dip?

You already have a bet going - JPM to 295.0 before 12-Dec-2025 02:34 PM -05

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I've never been more confident in my SPY and JPM calls for tomorrow. Bears will have another week of let down and disappointment

Full ported on JPM calls :)

the M in JPM is major bag holder LMAO

#JPM went bankrupt LMAO🤌

JPM down 5% because they said consumer environment looks fragile. lol.

JPM going bankrupt finally?

JPM calls here is free money Over reaction

JPM is the new Lehman brothers lmao.

JPM falls -5% because one of their own execs said “economy bad?” Yeah that’s totally legit. No manipulation here.

JPM calls?

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Please lord, make JPM calls pay bigly and not turn into a falling knife

JPM dumping like a mf into the close, If I had money available id all in it.

Buy jpm calls now if you feel like doing charity

Calls on JPM the move?

ALL IN ON $JPM CALLS 12/26 EASY PROFIT

JPM news?

I can't make a dime today, to the tits into JPM. I guess is water for breakfast

Big over reaction on JPM

JPM is pretty undervalued

The spread on jpm puts 🤢

JPM an over reaction. Calls it is

what's up with JPM?

I know you guys bought the dip on JPM already up 100%

Ofc I bought jpm puts at the bottom

JPM drilling just to send more mixed signals. 😂😂😂

JPM in shambles