LEG

Knew a guy who got bit once thru his boots. They were about to amputate his leg even after going immediately to the hospital... im going with hiccups..

The minute you capitulate on buying puts is when the next leg down happens Sorry I don’t make the rules my puts are expiring worthless tomorrow 

The last thing Asia wants is higher oil they are gona short the fuck out of it all night. Just saw the first leg at Tokyo open need China to come in and finish the Jerb

Imagine being a ber every weekend all precum down the leg thinking they are gonna win for sure this time...lol

Monday is the leg day Tuesday power plant and bridge

I noticed we're skipping leg day.

Something about leg day at the gym always makes me have to drop a solid deuce midway through my workout

He shot me in the leg I’m calling the police on him

Even if the leg is not attached the boot is still on the ground

For once I actually hope so, got one call credit spread expiring Monday and it 2 points away from breeching the short leg. For once oh Lord let market close in the red.

The next leg down will occur precisely when the critical mass believes it will trade like an actual currency

Third leg

Next leg down coming soon

You're not wrong. War is a mess, no one can predict it. Could go either direction pretty easily. Iran could be on its last leg too, fractured, bluffing, infighting. Maybe the citizens do hate the regime and do help the US overthrow it. Who knows? Place your bets, lol

TIL Tiger Woods got 20+ surgeries on his right leg. No wonder he always doped up

COuld you imagine one of those hookers stage names being Captain hook. She comes with a hook hand, a peg leg, and an eye patch and her catch fraze is WHO WANTS TO SEE THE BOOTY! She then turns around and shows a really thicc butt.

lol bers be like nope  Over $35M+ in single-leg puts were SOLD on $SPY in the final 15 minutes of the session.

This leg down will sadly be biblical.

MACD looks like it’s crossing over for another leg down

If she is worth it do some long distance biking. We all know you skip leg days anyway 

is everyone just waiting for next leg down and can’t sleep now lol or just me

We filled that gap from 03/25 so next leg down? 🍿

Unless they wanted to bait everyone into buying calls before the leg down to 630

Gatta give the bulls credit, yesterday and today they staged an absolutely beautiful comeback rally Bears will quickly regain control for the next leg down and we’ll see 629 next week

why do long straddles require level 3 options permission if you can buy each leg with level 1?

On the bright side every leg up hurts less and less and I’m ok with it I made my choice captain goes down with the ship NO CRYING IN CASINO

Huge leg up on USO

Slightly concerning that corn has yet to start the next leg down. That will be the first sign 

I’m exhausted guys.  This has been exhausting as a retard (permabol). I’ll take a nap finally for 20 minutes before the next leg down 

660 next leg up

Now for the real leg up

No leg up yet too soon 

Rules to keep my money: 1. Never long puts 2. Never use shorter DTE than 1 week, that is PLENTY of leverage 3. Only trade bear call or bear put spreads, if you want more leverage, widen the wings 4. Start with 1/3 initial position and leg in if it goes against you intially 5. Cash out at least half position when spread hits 50% profit 6. Always set a limit stop overnight, even if it's very far away Follow this and you will become profitable.

https://reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1s81gg2/what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_march_31_2026/odejqzx/ if you want a gamblers advice for next weeks market we are now at ema 200 at SPY (not on EMA 200 on US500 yet), most of the times we go few percent above the ema 200, im calling max 660~ probably today, which is ema200 on us500, because the weekly high past months was ALWAYS a wednesday, for a real ralley we need to go above 660 today AND actually be green tomorrow, last times on second leg down we only managed to touch ema200, never went far above it and then dumped again and the second time we go below ema200 is the real shit and we lose another -10% from here, (same on covid, 2022 bearmarket and tarrifs) but it all depends on next few days and iran news. we broke the first major wall at 649, now my guess is calls till 660~ and need to break the structure then we go to 671, which is the last "top" that we can go down from. if we manage it manages to get broken trough then we go to ath, if not then 609.

In all seriousness do we really think this is the last leg down? I’d love to get long on calls… preferably around 590-610… I fear this pump will fade

Panda Express and In-N-Out are my last leg of surviving inflation. Where else can you get a solid meal for $12?

If you look at Spy 1 month chart it looks lock stepped with the same pattern. We’re gearing up for the next leg down

#I remember bers calling for "second leg down" the entire time from March-October of 2020 and missing out the whole thing LMAO🤌

RIP those ppl with short/long essays and opening new bear position thinking the next leg down is coming the F up part is we can fade again back to yesterday's low and their premiums are absolutely wiped after today's news/movement

one more leg up?

Tbh idk what to buy, wouldn’t be too surprising if this is the final stop before the next leg down but we are also giga oversold imo.

Next leg higher. Ber should panic NOW

USO still sky high this is looking like another repeast fakeout market pump before next leg down...

META is going the next leg up. moon

There is definitely another huge leg up left.

MMs REALLY don't want to pay out that JMP collar long 645 put leg today

I guess gotta wait for the ground invasion on Thursday night before the next leg down

A week, two at best. Then another leg down.

Absolutely ruthless, pump premarket to rope buyers in before the next leg down to 629. Absolutely diabolical