NET

Same here. Grew up in a family of 4 on $5 (yes, 5 dollars) per month during wars and hyperinflation… closing in on $600k net worth 🙏

Only people with net worth of 5M or higher can reply to my comments. Please provide your financial documentation

Guys due to feedback regarding my new 5M net worth rule I have decided to suspend it. And enact a 50M net worth rule. So sorry poors

Using my catchphrases is reserved for net worths of 50M so yeah

Guys I’m going to enact a new rule. From now on only people with a net worth of $5M or higher can reply to me. I think it’s for the best. Thanks for understanding

whats PNL net fees

I grew up dirt poor. I’m 50k away from breaking half a mill networth Not the achievement it once eas but it is an incredible feeling to go from living off 10-15k year to my net worth being close to crossing half a mill

Why do swim trunks have that stupid fish net diaper inside? If I’m going to be soaking in mineral rich waters, I need Willy to be free.

Im full porting ( basically my net worth) in puts next week idc

https://preview.redd.it/r9mxm62kbeug1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=b8c69f9d902239d4addf27bcecec5401e5ce4fca A billboard that appeared over the weekend in Tehran shows Iranian soldiers with American military planes and ships caught in a net, with the message “The Strait of Hormuz will stay closed.”Credit...Arash Khamooshi for The New York Times

net call flow fell off a cliff. we’re going lower and bad news is expected over the weekend

FSLY getting absolutely slaughtered NET PANW SNOW DDOG NOW CRWD DOCN

I've definitely been picking em lately. A third of my port is AXON, got a bunch of NET and PANW, and PTIR just because normal losses on Palantir weren't enough for me lolol

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Got some NET, hard to believe that Claude finding bugs would be bad for them. If anything, "get Cloudflare" is Claude's answer to many infra questions.

Caught the perfect bottom on NET, sold way too early unfortunately.

NET 185p, 2 days ago $20, those puts now? $1600

I guarantee you my net worth is way higher than yours, cumguzzler

NET probably going out of business over the weekend

I've been resisting the urge to buy MSFT LEAPS at this level. $100 billion in yearly net income should be a buy at some point right? haha

NET down like -20% from yesterday.

Here I am again, buying batches of 0DTE puts ready to be let down. I also have a bunch of NET. :(

NET guhhh

wow NET down another 8%

Another 3k down the toilet. My net worth has been the same for 2 years lmfao. All I do is work and lose and repeat.

If I knew HOOD was going to be flat for 3 whole months I’d buy covered calls and easily net $2k a week. Oh wait but I don’t

What stock? As long you hold you might not lose. How much of that 60k was your net worth?

Nah I got like 500k net worth

Yikes. I hope that's not half your net worth. I'm down 60k YTD, and yes this is (was LOL) the majority of my net worth. Don't kys, play carefully.

OFFICER I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE, MY POSITIONS ARE PUBLIC AND DOWN 73%. You cannot arrest a man who has already lost everything. I am JUDGMENT PROOF. My net worth is a Wendy's application and 47 worthless SPY put contracts expiring in 4 minutes. Take me in. Three meals a day and a cot sounds like a MASSIVE upgrade from watching theta decay in real time. Also this is NOT financial advice it is EMOTIONAL DAMAGE shared freely among consenting regards. Positions: 🚀📉💀

Why are all the cyber security stocks blood red panw,crwd,net

Fuck you Net and Yahu

Dafq happened to NET CRWD

Turns out Donnie was just calling the IT guy to get back on the Internet and into his Yahoo account. Some guy heard net and Yahoo and thought it was Netanyahu. Market still up 0.5%

Net and yahoo authorized ceasefire talks with Lebanon

You guys ever think about the extent of a ecological incident you could create with your current net worth? Been thinking about hamsters....

Bulls betting their net worths betting on Iran completely disarming themselves next to Israel lmao

Why would oil affect stock prices we’re net exporters aren’t we?

I can see that, but on the other hand do most 26 year olds still have a net worth of $50,000 after traveling for 6 months?

The converse is. The dolllar going up but sticks going down. Pick your poison. Are u a local or foreigner investor. Net all its all the same

Buying both calls and puts 5 minutes before close has been a net positive so please don't do it.

i hate how im looking at robinhood and its telling me all my stocks are green and yet my net value is much lower than yesterday.

Every single AI company is losing money on each subscription, OpenAI, Anthropic, AWS and MS. They maybe doing better but I doubt they are actually net positive as inference is so expensive.

Trump: 1. Goes in, bombs everything that can possibly make nukes that can threaten the states 2. Oil goes way up, and America makes tons of money selling oil as a net exporter 3. Makes a ceasefire, leaves with everyone's praise and respect 4. Lets Israel take all the blame for economic problems when they inevitably crash out This is literaly 4d chess and perfect negotiation but none of you understand

this is the most "me" trading day ever missed a lot of the rip, now making money to the short side of QQQ on what's pretty clearly an overexuberant short term move I made money going long the whole way down, and my net is +8% on the year versus -2% on the underlying.

Who's regarded enough to go 50% net fortune short DTE OTM options ? I meant on my options account, 8k funded, bought 55 contracts 7DTE 150c WPM for $0.85 (0.16 delta yesterday, saw highest OI on the option chain on that strike). The other $4k i chickened out was 7DTE 116c NBIS, those'd printed so hard but oh well

Made a wsb ass comment on a post on Instagram that went viral. Now baddies (accounts based in India, Pakistan and Bangladesh) want to follow me. Puts on my net worth . How many Google play cards am I gonna be worth by the end of this?

What’s big Net gotta say about all this