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What happened to NET and CRWD today?

Tariffs ruling was a great distraction from the abysmal gdp report. Consumer spending, investment, and net exports all down.   Blue owl/crwv news this am as well. Then iran this weekend. Take this rally as your chance to buy some cheap puts for next week.

The tariffs might be struck down but countries who made different trading partners won't revert. So this is just a giant net negative

Today may be the day that a dela to acquire the startup I work for gets signed. Once the deal is approved by the government my stock options will payout and I will net over a million dollars. I can't share this with anyone irl, other than my wife.

Idk, what’s your net worth?

America has a weak social safety net which you will discover when those shares are worth 1.76

If I didn’t yolo I wouldn’t have an 8 figure net worth. Treating $1m different to $1k is why people will never get out of their holes

So you're saying if Google gives money to NVDA and NVDA gives money to Meta and meta gives money to Google, it's not gonna generate net value? Strange.

Really strong hydra head: NET Fairly strong hydra head: FSLY Dumb hydra head: AKAM

HOOD January metrics look solid. Net deposits $4.5B, equity volume +57% YoY, margin book +122% YoY. Platform assets +59% YoY. Crapto still soft but stabilizing. Market likely trading sentiment, fundamentals still super strong here.

how can a a ticketing/event company plan to spend >1b in capex with a yearly net income of 690m (down from 1.13b the year earlier lol) and still be up in after hours?

Are you willing to bet half your current net worth in the hopes of 4x? If so I could help you do that easily

I mean, I have a good job. Pays well, commute's okay when I have to do it which is only like 2x/week, and I have automated away much of the bullshit. But I still find myself asking "why the fuck do I need to do this for another like 10-15 years???". If I could like 2x my net worth, I'd fuck off into the sunset.

Round trip again on Dow, SPX... same as all of last week. Seriously, wtf is going on? The net effect was zero today across all the indices. Lost so much money in this bullshit market.

Lotta chop today and the sum of it all was a net change of -0.03% to my portfolio. 👺

cryptards lose their entire net worth whenever the wifi cuts off

Only like 45% of the population is a net positive tax payer. So it's like 250k each.

Remember, it is possible to loose 50% of your net worth, every day, forever. Be careful kids.

Jailing pedophiles is anti american. Real patriots let anyone with a net worth over 100m do as many satanic rituals and eat as many children as they desire, they earned it. Bulls actually believe that btw. Nasty people, will do anything for a dollar.

No, because your cash is tied up in the puts. You’d want to put together a spread, or sell calls after buying the shares if you want to take advantage of the credit to put together a net smaller position

Imagine being a wage slave with a net worth of less than 100k and being a war hawk. Just be a sports fan like a normal person.

🤣🤣 is AMZN a better deal? MSFT prints money and their net margin is like 39-47%

MSFT at $400 and AMZN at $205 makes me horny as fuck and i want to balls deep 100% of my net worth into each of them

Got my net worth in puts, my next move tomorrow may be self deletion.

We need to talk about retail traders: Robinhood's Q4 2025 earnings show $196M in margin interest revenue (up 115% YoY) and total net revenues of $1.28B (up 27% YoY). Margin balances grew to $16.8B, up 113% YoY.

pay off the debt and if you made 300k last year you obviously have a very valuable skillset so focus on finding a job and stop the trading you’re actually in a good spot having positive net worth still and the ability to make multiple six figures..def not a situation to consider offing yourself bro

Honestly I’m just waiting for this to correct so I can put all 350k of my net with into the MAGS etf and chill until the next correction

Having my entire net worth in options expiring two weeks from now creates a very unique feeling that’s hard to explain to others

Yes, we're in a K-shaped economy. CPI diverges heavily from stock market growth, and it's due to rich asset holders piling into stocks and other asset classes as the dollar inflates. They keep buying to preserve (and enjoy) their wealth, and since GDP = consumer spending + gov't spending + private investments + net exports, they're propping up the economy as gov't spending, exports, diminish and private investments are exiting the US. IMO ETFs and other passive investment funds worsen the divide through blindly investing stocks regardless of fundamentals, which heavily diverts the current prices from true value. Ofc the rich buy into ETFs as a way of diversifying and maintaining their wealth.

I made $3M in trades last year…and had a net of -16K LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That’s what happens when your at a net loss for the year :sad Pepe:

Just know that if you’re browsing this forum you probably have a higher net worth than Cathy wood and the value of the device you’re using is sufficient for that…

What if you turn 250 this year and have a negative net worth?

Honestly, if you’re 35+ with a negative net worth you’re in trouble bro

"I personally believe that Bullish ($BLSH) is a meticulously engineered illusion, and its stock should be valued at a substantial discount to its net liquid assets to account for the enormous risks of regulatory action, financial opaqueness, and potential market manipulation." https://x.com/DaveWangMIA/status/1957452763287482395

If you’re 5’9.5” or taller, have a positive net worth, and and your pp is over 5.5”, you’re in the 99th percentile lmao

Every time you buy a $30k Tesla you’re making Elon about $500k richer. Assuming a $10k profit per car and a 371 P/E ratio which would make the company market cap grow by about $4M and Elon owning 1/8th of Tesla brings us to about $500k increase of net worth per car sold

Could be overblown, but these companies are extremely expensive. Second, net-net, these sectors and companies should be net-negative in terms of wealth creation (see: any companies from 1900s or internet bubble).

Speedrunning losing my net worth

how does an unrealized gains tax work? if you have money in the spy and ur net worth grows 36%, will they automatically tax it? can a dutch person explain

ASX, Nvidias Cowop packaging producer. Net margins recently increased and will be the first company to produce the packaging removing the substrate

My net worth is riding on 25k of tsla puts for eow

US steel generally is just a bet on tariff and onshoring. Distributiors might be net loser

This week will be very volatile because of VIX expiration on Wednesday and then options expiration for February on Friday. This OPEX doesn’t have that much volume, but next OPEX for March has twice the volume. This week will be interesting because it’s condensed with this holiday. I expect even more violent intraday swings. UVIX has had two successful weeks of positive net returns (+1% and +13%) which indicates that the volatility term structure has changed

THIS IS SO FUCKING BORING LET ME GAMBLE LET ME LOSE MY ENTIRE NET WORTH NEXT WEEK AGHHHHHHHHH