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My net worth is just north of 30m, I know your narcissm literally does not allow you to consider anything outside of your "helping" people in any sense, so I can see why this is what you revert to. But thought I'd share the delicious little irony. Anyway, there must be a poor shitposter out there in need of what ever it is you think you do.

If you mean by dickswinging my entire net worth on qqq calls expiring tuesday is crazy, then yes

at least once in their life, every person should experience having their entire liquid net worth in a single meme ticker during an earnings report

70% taxes on all unrealized gains from investment firms, hedge funds, pension funds, banking industry and individuals with a net worth higher than 10M is a MUST. Trading 0dte and enduring this giga scam market has awoken me. Its literally all just a charade and they just cheat and lie and steal nonstop. Bernie was right, these parasites need to be taxed.

USA's version will have a high minimum net worth threshold.

Sold CRWV with a loss of 10% for a bit of MSFT, CRWD, NET, ANET and NOW. Did I fk up?

They will print to target 3%-4% inflation which public will consider tolerable to prevent a crash. Down the road it can get higher but in the short-term they will be able to pull off printing more without a big turn in public support. Right now consensus and vast majority is strongly in the "printing is net very good" camp.

>Recent reports from a number of Wall Street's leading prime brokerages, ​including Goldman Sachs and JPMorgan, and interviews with four hedge fund industry insiders who declined to be named talking about sensitive topics, indicate that demand for North America-focused hedge fund strategies ‌has fallen over the past year, while appetite for other markets has benefitted. >Asia allocations were up 13% on a net basis at the start of this year, compared to 7% last year. Allocations to North America are ​set to rise at a slower rate this year at 7%, compared to an increase of 14% at the start of last year. https://www.reuters.com/legal/transactional/hedge-funds-trim-north-america-exposure-amid-trade-tensions-dollar-pain-megacap-2026-02-02/

Yeah but you are looking at stock price which is completely detached from reality. You want some hard numbers? Reddit posted 252 M net income last quarter and they are at 25 B market cap which places the stock currently at a 25 forward PE ratio. So your anecdotal evidence and feelings mean absolutely nothing, the numbers, both financial and in user growth continue to grow and are showing NO sign of slowing down. So by not assessing the buying opportunity in front of your face I diagnose you with d0wn syndrome.

The fact that Reddit ads are still shit and they are pumping out 250 M net income quarterly at this point is bullish, that means there’s a lot of room left for growth. Also name me one social media platform that’s better than Reddit in regard to AI content running rampant, in my personal experience Reddit actually is the BEST for human generated content, such as your own regarded comment.

I look at the abyss. I am 23 years old, I have a 6 figure net worth yet I’m emptier than when I was just broke being a normal person my age. I came to a revelation tonight, I am selling all my assets and I am putting it ALL in RDDT shares. My Mercedes = GONE , designer clothes = RDDT SHARES BABYYYYY , I can’t wait to just get rid of all these material possessions and just be a normal kid again…

less than 1% of my net worth

-250% net worth

So, I was doing my taxes, and get this, in 2025, I placed 360k worth of short term trades, and made a net loss of $41 💀 Thanks to ASTS, I made a long term gain of 15k And my net section 1256 options trade was -9k 💀💀 so, my total realized profit was ~6k 😏

Today was another day where I gambled like a retard and ended up net zero.

At least you're net positive 😎

QQQ closed 0.21% higher, but the underlying companies net market caps decreased by USD200m (0.55%)…

Pretty much what I’m betting my December expiring calls on for SHOP & NET

Really owning the libtards with your below glue poverty net worth. Makes me sad to be a republican :(

You need 100k net worth to buy a Chipotle burrito

All I need is to 2.5x my net worth and then I won't have to pretend to care about these bullshit meetings.

Did you all really think the market was gonna crash after Net & Yahoo came to the White House?

There has been NET ZERO GROWTH IN THE S&P SINCE NOVEMBER 2025

If I constantly pay off my credit cards and get rewards. Am I simply a net loser to credit card companies or do they somehow benefit from me?

At some point regards here will realize that buying gold mining companies like AEM who reported yesterday going in a year from 1B debt to 2B cash, with a 1.3B free cash flow and 73% operating margin, 2B in buybacks, a 12% increase in dividend... is better than Bag7 like google who will spend 180B on Capex only (what about Opex and salaries?) from a 130B net profit. By then MM will have bought already and y'all be left Bag7holding

If it goes sub 100 next week, I will full port my entire net worth into it lol

dont be so hard on yourself, your net worth can too

Is that what all the selling is about? Lol imagine being taxed on unrealized gains. Very retarded legislation. There should be a net worth minimum for that law to take effect

On god no cap I heard from a high net worth financier that the baconator will be back in April

Just heard some AI music on YouTube, time to dump half of my net worth into anthropic and open ai

*it’s the way that hair net kinda covered up her ear* *had me askin’ why the* **fuck** *she was even workin’ here* *but next time I get hungry* *i’ma drive to Pasadena* *’Cuz I just gotta see her* *Mi linda cucina* Bro says “my beautiful kitchen” instead of what I assume was meant to be “my beautiful cook” at the end their but “cocinera” wouldn’t rhyme and i guess you do what you gotta do MSFT is a stupid obvious buy at this price. Short dated options will cuck you. Buy leaps or shares. Shit could go lower in the short term. Honestly, all of this bullshit is pretty normal. If I had a 10 bagger for every time we almost invaded Iran and the market freaked out about it, I’d be a billionaire. Shit ain’t gonna be WW3, Russia does not care that much. No mutual defense or security guarantees in their treaty. Now, a boots on the ground invasion of Iran, idk. Honestly my worry there is more credit downgrades for the U.S. because a major war would be expected to balloon our deficit. Iran’s big and its geography is fucked. Would be way worse than Afghanistan/Iraq. But fuck all of that. The only concerning thing is gold, the USD, and this vague sense that everyone is looking to cut us out because we’re talking shit and renegotiating constantly.

Lucky you. Lemme give you a little story of my life: hood, AMZN, meta,rddt, goog, shop, net....NFLX Down 18k in like 3 days

Made $100 today from marekt and called it a day. Now gonna spend $20 at McDonald's so 80 net

# Agnico Eagle Q4 & FY 2025 **Record-Breaking 2025:** * Realized $4,163/oz gold in Q4 * Annual FCF: $4.4B (+105% YoY) | Q4 FCF: $1.3B (+130% YoY) * Q4 Net Income: $1.35B ($2.70/share) - **best quarter ever** * Full Year Net Income: $4.17B (+97% YoY adjusted) * Gold production: 3.45M oz * **Went from debt to $2.67B net cash position** * Returned $1.4B to shareholders in 2025 ($600M buybacks + $803M dividends) * **Dividend hiked 12.5%** to $0.45/share * Planning $2B buyback program renewal Currently +2% after hours lmfao what a joke

A lot of you guys talk about the stock market going down But the real killer will be entrepreneurship. A lot of medium sized businesses are simply going to go belly up. The large corporations will survive by taking haircuts. Michael Bloomberg said yesterday “cut my net worth in half if AI is real”

Easy. Borrow 10,000,000 yen at 0.2 percent, swap to about 66,667 dollars at 150. Post the 66,667 dollars as margin, open a short USDJPY position of 24,480,000 dollars notional. Have USDJPY drop from 150 to 120. Earn 30 times 24,480,000 equals 734,400,000 yen, convert at 120 to get $6,120000 gross. Pay about $120k in costs. Voilà net about $6,000,000.

My wife is going to divorce my ass which is good for me because I’m getting half of her net worth.

is dumping my entire net worth into amzn a bad idea?

"WE MUST INVESTIGATE THE CONGRESSWOMAN WHO GAINED +$4 MILLION NET WORTH OVER 4 YEARS IN CONGRESS" "How about 🥭 increasing his net worth by $3 billion in 1 year" "FUCK YOU YOU TDS PIECE OF SHIT HOW DARE YOU!?" 🙄🙄🙄

Mau unaffected by dump.. buy calls.. safety net play is mu 👏

reduction in white collar labor force, and their 401ks, will overwhelm any margin improvements at the corporate level. particularly against the backdrop of asset heavy seniors being net sellers for a variety of reasons when that happens who knows, but flows > fundamentals

Mercedes-Benz net profit -57% ouch Because of protectionism Ameripoors don't even realize that China is flooding the world with cheap electric cars. That will only protect them for a time. That's a huge sign that the Chinese are done copying and making cheap plastic temu shit and they're going for high technology industrial sectors. They're innovating. And they own all the basic materials supply chains. People have no idea what's coming for the West's biotech, pharma, defense and tech industries.

Thank you sir. So a play for the 20th should net good no?

Which stocks you guys recommend? NOW, SNOW, NET, ASTN, CRWD?

The economy created negative net jobs last year, after revision. In Jan of 2025, it created a lot of jobs. This is great news. Trust me, bro.

Every person with a flair is at least 7 digits in net worth

I made a bet with God one time, where I told him, if somehow you can get my Net Worth to X by my Birthday, I will promise to go to church for 2 full years. At the time I made the bet, there seemed to be no chance of it happening. Amazingly, as I was like a week away from my birthday, the market had rallied so hard, and specifically the stocks I had, that I got really, really close, but I didn't make it. My birthday came and went and my net worth didn't get to the X amount. It was a helluva relief, because I didn't really want to go to church for two years, lol. Then, about a month after my B-Day, I hit the X amount. So, I got the best of both worlds. Got my net worth up to where I wanted it and avoided two years of church at the same time

NOW, NET, SNOW, MSFT, CRWD, APP … gonna catch em all