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I would put my entire net worth into it if that happens 

my accountant after seeing I had 3029 trades for a net of -$4,902: WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE NORMAL? me: https://i.imgur.com/En3yt23.png

$2k of a stock is $2k of a stock. Who cares if that is 3, 5, 10, 100 shares? Its still $2k, a 20% move is the same net. I assume by using "invest", they were going long on it.

Heh. Buffet buys cash flows, news at 11. Call me when OpenAI has a realistic business plan to go from burning billions of cash a year to making Google's market cap a year in net profits by 2030.

Imagine losing 5% of your net worth by Holding corn 🤡

To anyone else who lost their entire net worth in the last few weeks. Me too

Thank god all of my net worth is in Pokémon, much mores stable.

I’m down like 600 in a portfolio 2 overall this week. Overall net profit is 160. But I have like 5/6k in dog shit meme stock like amd. Shall I sell out before it tips into overall loss and I’m left bag holding AI

Imagine dumping your entire net worth into an imaginary coin which is basically worthless and a game of hot potato at the same time. Yet you keep burning your hands with said potato because you ain't letting go. LMAO 🤌 🫰 cryptobros in shambles

You know how I know I'm not a normie? I'm not interested in watching sports , watching regards tackle each other or throw a ball through a hoop or hitting balls back and forth over a net is regarded

We really are turning into a third world shithole Non-existent or totally made up numbers because the people who put the real numbers out all got fired A push towards inflating away the debt Currency circling the drain Non-functioning government and related services Safety net shredded So when is the IMF giving us our $2000 bailout checks

Nah, only like 80k down on meta, and that's over a week. Just net high risk portfolio pnl

Imagine having bought MSTR at 4x net asset value of BTC it was holding when you could have *just bought Bitcoin* (I mean, buying Bitcoin would also have been stupid, just not as regarded as a long MSTR position at that or any valuation). Fucking joke company.

I have roughly $7k net worth for my portfolio and am looking to dump and forget. Have been researching tons of stocks and am terrified of market collapse… entertained BTC and other 🌽 but am scared of it dipping below MA… recommendations?

Tenev was on Yahoo finance today and said crypto makes up 1/3 of their business and net profit. Crypto crash crushes hood

Added $15k to my account today and still down $20k net

This is like jumping off of a bridge but the net saves you then you just jump off the net.

Where were you when net worth is kill

I'm net long I just think it's better for long term growth for them to stop ruining the country

Nice! What is a net worth of Canadian politicians? Well... compare it to US government... If we dismiss them so often we will soon run out of rich people there. We only have 1% riches

Projected net income for 2026 NVDA 139 billion GOOGL 135 billion AAPL 126 billion MSFT 125 billion AMZN 85 billion META 78 billion TSLA 8

2 theta days in a row has reduced WSB's collective net worth by 75% apparently

"In Verizon’s third-quarter earnings report for 2025, it revealed a net loss of 7,000 postpaid phone customers during the quarter, as churn reached 0.91%. This raises alarm bells, since during the same quarter in 2024, the phone carrier welcomed 18,000 postpaid phone customers. The average cost of an unlimited data plan for American families is $244 a month. About 42% of Verizon, T-Mobile, and AT&T customers have seen their phone bills increase in the past year, which is 7% higher than average. Also, 58% of Verizon, T-Mobile, and AT&T customers are considering switching to a different phone carrier as prices rise. All three phone carriers risk losing a combined 230 million customers due to high mobile plan pricing."

Imagine being a poor working class American who thinks Trump is God, and then yoloing half your net worth into Trump and Melania coin to watch it literally go to zero, before seeing him debase the rest of your spending power as USD becomes worthless

Breakout out of trend line on daily. Double bottom on monthly. $6m whale yesterday. Very bullish Delta Imbalance and Net Trade Sentiment (options flow).

Bank of America says institutional clients were net buyers of U.S. equities last week, led by $4.3 billion in ETF inflows — the biggest since December 2022 — even as they sold $2.6 billion in individual stocks. Institutions were the only net buyers, while hedge funds and retail investors sold. Sector flows showed a defensive tilt, with outflows from Tech and Communication Services and inflows into Staples and Health Care. BofA noted institutions have replaced retail investors as the main dip buyers this year, as corporate buybacks remain below typical seasonal levels.

His net worth was -400K before being nominated for the SC, and someone mysteriously settled his debts. We still don't know who.

Clarence Thomas Net Worth: $800 Million Samuel Alito Net Worth: $700 Million John Roberts Net Worth: $350 Million Amy Coney Barrett Net Worth: $200 Million Sonia Sotomayor Net Worth: $150 Million Elena Kagan Net Worth: $90 Million Neil Gorsuch Net Worth: $80 Million Ketanji Brown Jackson Net Worth: $70 Million Brett Kavanaugh Net Worth: $20k (the only one) Should be obvious how it happened, but still very very corrupt…

Imagine holding cash, waiting for a correction or crash to buy back in, and seeing your net worth depreciate further and further as each second passes by. LOL

Revenue only jumped 355% and the company doesn't end in Vidia Rough net income though. Not sure on the cause, good guidance. Smart money may want a discount

Sir, I'm up over 30% in less than a day. That's printing. It's gonna net me over 100%

I'm basically just leaking alpha and I get downvoted. It's even more hilarious to me tbh. "I don't agree with you! Downvotes!" ...meanwhile I am saying shit that can (and does) net millions a year without loss. "I disagree cause I was taught that doesn't exist and isn't possible and you are wrong!"

all of those things are either objectively or net bad for you though

When you really stop and think about it, the damage done by Net Zero, ESG, it's staggering. All pushed by Klaus Schwab and the World Economic Forum.

Yeah I need a break bro foreal man. Always break my fundamental rules and it punishes me so bad. I’m also tired of tieing my happiness to my net worth. I just want to be fucking free.

do i offload my OKLO for roughly net even (bought at 98)

somebody tell me my net worth does not define my worth. tell me my account value is not my value.

Magically climbs to net 0.0% 🤣

You're laughing, XQC's net worth went down by 2.24% today and you're laughing

Shareholder. A bulk of my measly net worth lmao

Can't wait to tell the Mrs about our new net worth this morning (it's 1 English pound)

Net loss. So 10,000 gain and 14,000 loss, you can claim 3,000 net loss and 1,000 rolls to the next year.

Oklo calls today? I have somehow managed to net a loss on this stock overall

lol softbank net income 2.5t yen est. 418.23b yen -bloomberg

Net worth $0 - Homeless man with a tent, a shopping cart, and a backpack Net worth negative $300k - Newly graduated doctor with a new house mortgage, student loans, and a car payment

All profits are tax free if you're still at a net loss for the year

300 Wendy’s locations are closing. Safety net my ass.

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$NET will make you rich