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The net vibes are huuuuge, though

OpenAI: Revenue of 13B Net income of -11B Bro this is the company we’re staking the economy on?

I would say most of the middle class have it there better too (but I agree for the lower income levels the security net tends to be better in Europe). Idk what the future holds for us.

$NET will go substantially higher 🚀

I have a $000,000,075.30 net worth

Jim Cramer responded to my Fiverr ad looking for someone to do my taxes. "$40 is $40" he said as he thumbed through 69 pages of my stupid trades that resulted in a net loss of $426.55. I shouted at him to hurry up but he was wearing Sony wireless headphones and couldn't hear me. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount to one of my dining room chairs in order to facetime his Mum and read WSB posts, which made him angry any time his name was mentioned. TLDR: Cramer is pulling all the strings both at home and abroad, and is definitely bringing in money from all angles. He loves the media attention but still stays humble and true to his roots.

But instead he’s probably on here, working out how he can YOLO his entire net worth into fartcoin.

This last friday I saw so many people write things like "THIS GOVERNMENT IS A DISGRACE FOR THIS SHUTDOWN" and it was literally because they had calls It's like people betting on a sports team getting upset with the players, except the sports team are governing a country most dont even live in, the bet is 0DTE calls on their entire net worth, and the sporting event is a senate vote

Bruh so I’m unemployed need to make 6k net a month till I get work. How fucked am I

have 80% of my net worth in UNH 340 March 26 calls. my balls have been sweaty all day

Looking green af tomorrow based on btc. Buy in or get your net worth inflated away.

On the bright side, if you had $1999 or less in puts over the weekend, then stimmys will be a net gain for you.

Buy high, sell low, that’s the way my Net Worth go. ✌️

Thinkorswim is showing BABA at $65 with a net change of -102.61. I don't think this is accurate, but I don't know why it would show like this.

Idk why people are scared enough to hide their reddit post history. I’m not afraid, I lost $80% of my net worth in 2022. Fuckin sucked. Fuck ROKU

A 10/10 girl sat beside me at the bar during a jays game with what looked like a ring more expensive than my net worth . The bartender all of a sudden said our spots are reserved and we had to move to another side of the bar and could not see the girl anymore she left 5 min later . I fked up lads these women are so completive .

u guys love trading your money for karma im really begging you to start doing the opposite, i promise you'll be happier net net

MTG. She's the reigning Queen of insider trading. went from a net worth of 700k to 21-23 mil in May after some suspiciously timed options trades right before the tariff pause.

America’s safety net is truly gone. 😥

Wow .... survived 3 days of deep red to finish net positive Time to feast on bear meat ....

lol Humphrey Yang on Youtube telling us we should check out our net worth once every 6 months or year. Fuckin' normie (rich normie tho)

The crazy part about this shit is being at a net loss despite countless hours of time invested. I feel the pain will pay off in the long run as i get better but man i wish i couldve gotten a bit more luck here and there.

Everything is net positive in this market.

When the government reopens that means economic data would be published soon after…I am not sure if it’s going to be a net positive past an initial surge.

Gentlemen, this last week, I traded $275,000 for a net gain of -$175,000. 🥰

Net income dropping by like half YoY is a sign of a strong growth company right?

META 1.5 trillion market cap, \~60 billion net profit in 2025(\~76 excluding one time tax charge that will reduce tax later on) TSLA 1.4 trillion market cap, \~4 billion net profit in 2025

“This bubble is different bro these AI companies make money bro” ChatGPT net income: -50 trillion daily

My net worth is fighting for it’s life

If tariffs are rejected by SCOTUS, 1 citizens and companies will get access to cheaper products (we're still a net importer, so it will be a net gain), 2 the government will be forced to give back money to the American importers, effectively a supply side stimulus.

“Hurr durr why are people upset about a small drop/correction, etc.” When you put a significant amount of your net worth into short dated options a .15% movement is enough to fuck you over for good, why do y’all keep asking this dumb question this ain’t r/investing

Hard to focus on work when I've lost a quarter of my net worth over the past week. Fixing to add to these "job loss" stats.

My poor net worth

There shouldn’t be anyone sitting in Congress with a net worth of more than $10 million

I need no net loss this year please

90% of currently deployed AI is redundant, there is an AI bot on minecraft.net that only says "I don't know"

NO NET WORTH NOVEMBER

Everytime it has dipped like this I kick myself later for not dropping my net worth on calls, but fuck is it hard to actually get yourself to buy when it just keeps falling

But we'll have sex robots, so net positive for humanity.

The average 45-54-year-old American 🇺🇸 has a net worth of ~$975,000 The median net worth is around $247,000

Thanks bro. Betting my entire net worth on this brilliant thesis.

I’ve got a sizable net worth for my age but at the same time I feel like I have to aggressive/risky af to actually retire early. Or maybe just get a job that pays more

We should make our own cult stock that makes women’s shoes and get it to a nasdaq valuation then wait for hedges to shoort us then pump it to quadrillions then we can all demand trillion pay checks from like 3 bucks in Net Income

talking to my dad earlier, mentioned I'm a little stressed lately. he's like 'listen up shitbird I lost 75% of my liquid net worth in two fucking days when the dotcom bubble burst. get your fucking numbers up before you come whining to me.' I wasn't even whining about it either. touchy bastard.

Tax rates don't determine labor rates & on net how much wealth can be created though. Regulatory capture & immigration from that Reagan period were more influential policies on wealth disparity and a variety of other issues, imo. 

$1T approved , regards celebrating because their net worth didn't go down

It's net berish, christmas rally might be cancelled at this pace

>NEARLY ALL PRIMARY CARE DRUGS WILL BE AVAILABLE AT U.S. NET PRICES AND IN MANY CASES MOST FAVORED NATION PRICES ON TRUMP RX WHEN IT LAUNCHES IN EARLY 2026