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"Hedge Funds Post Largest Net Short on Global Equities in 13 Years" are we about to see the biggest unwind of our lives

Net worth dropping like a stone

Everyone acts like 🥭 fucked up bad—and he did—but does he really care? If he and his cronies net worth all 10x, all goods and services doubling in price dont even hurt him

Sir, 6500 would net me $7,500. So yes, I'd like the market to reflect the current disaster that is ALREADY happening.

depends on your neighbor's net worth

Is 300k net worth at 32 good?

TSLA WAS ADDED TO S&P 500 TO BOOST ELONS NET WORTH. NOW THEY ARE TRYING TO FAST TRACK SPACEX INTO THE S&P BEFORE TSLA CRASHES AS THE PONZI REVEALS ITSELF AND THE MARKET TANKS. LOL

My net worth is shrinking every year, is that normal?

The policies in this Rate Announcement are projected to result in a net average increase of 2.48%, or over $13 billion in additional MA payments to plans in CY 2027. $UNH

So why are we bearish on TSLA when we know Elmo is just going to merge SpaceX and Tesla together in efforts to get his $1T payout? Seems like a very good safety net if you ask me.

is 20k net worth at age 27 good or bad?

net liquidation value of $150,000+ at all times. much higher generally, otherwise etrade switches pm off

What will the Wednesday net change be if we drop a fat nuke on Iran on Tuesday night?

$10k USD net worth to them is upper middle class. We’re gonna bag some baddies

There is always someone who manages to lose 98% of their net worth and the wife didn’t know he was a degenerate gambler.

And then I lost it all on decorative agricultural products futures. My net worth dropped from $2 Trillion to zero, overnight. Such a tragedy, losing everything. 

America is a net exporter. Our allies like Japan, South Korea however… ultra mega fucked.

Getting retarded man, what's the net benefit for americans of this Iran bullshiet???

No we are different. I play wild swings with high leverage and little net exposure. You have 6 figs at risk in a declining market and little other $. It's so easy to push the sell button once you can get past the greed, and 'fear' of taxes on capital gains. Having lots of $ in the market here is stupid af.

How much net worth is considered 1%

I don't know about you retards, but my most muted day this week was a $6,000 swing in my net worth. Honestly diabolical how you can go from that, to absolutely nothing. I still swipe to update, and nothing moves. Longest foreplay imaginable.

IV makes them too expensive, could net a loss easily if the move wasn't bigger than what the market was already pricing in.

🥭 has been doing that. He pumps it so the net result is only like 1% when it dumps.

Just took such a great dump, nothing but net. Would use this as an indicator to buy calls but the 🅱️asino ain't open

>What if small businesses that started using scrap metals could get a tax break? I like this in particular. Eliminate some of the fuel burn in the process (environmental benefit, too). I mean, it's a net positive keeping recycled critmins and metals in global circulation period, but if you could get a tax receipt of sorts for scrapping *and* selling locally, that would be a good driver. I was chatting with an HVAC tech from Ukraine and he said this whole "throw out the whole board or unit and replace" isn't a thing there (they don't have a choice anyway). They'll be there checking caps and repairing the microelectronics. >Road patching and paving materials I like this also.

Accounting firm with 3 business partners. Right now it’s only at about 20k net income a month

Most gas stations are corporate. They locked in 2yrs worth of supply at $60 barrel using futures ..then price gouge when market provides the excuse Yes it costs more to replace the fuel they sell to you. but they hedged out that increase. So net net ..they’re paying the same

Do you have evidence for your "debt as a percentage of net worth is down" claim sir?

You toddler.  GDPs of most countries are fine.  Most companies are meeting or beating earnings.  Consumer spending is up.  Debt as a percentage if net worth is down.   Calm down and read something other than reddit. Edit.  Is oil a problem? Yes.  But lets see the impact.

Put Spike + Net Calls decreasing ahead of 3 day weekend

Bullish on Monster Quick thesis: - one of best performing stocks over last 20yrs - picking up market share from soda and alcohol drinkers - international and women will be growth opp - $2.8B of cash set aside for buyback as safety net - huge moat from distribution network and new entrants will prefer acquisition over displacing incumbent - risk/ reward attractive even in economic downturn as energy drink sales are fairly stable in recessions

"why is the market going up ??" this market has been a fucking pumping machine for 20 years you regarded bers. Energy drama is over soon, no boots on the ground, bottom is in, expect volatility and don't go long with 100x leverage like an idiot and you're ok. Bonus : open some shorts at the tops while staying net long

More like a sustained crash down like 2000's. Net greater or equivalent fall but over 3 years. Drop like 10% it will whiplash right back up because short term puts will just be printed and sold back up. The worst case is a slow bleed down week after week, month after month with sharp rallies in between

If there's one thing I've learned from this war, it's that my healthcare money has absolutely gone to waste. Where are all the cool sci-fi weapons and drone nets? Like literally put a net over the entire strait. Ezdub. But apparently we don't have shit

I don’t understand the oil markets but that isn’t going to stop me from risking my entire net worth on what it might do

1) Amazon “invests” $50B in OpenAI. Amazon records: - Cash $50B + Investment Asset $50B 2) OpenAI uses $50B to buy AWS services. Amazon records: + Sales $50B + Cash $50B Amazon is net $0 cash, but now has $50B in sales and $50B investment asset. Great deal! Thats why we see all the majors doing it, and at scale. It is a way to convert their dormant cash pile into revenue, which Wall Street loves.

The eradication of my net worth is nearing completion.

I measure my net worth in barrels of oil

What about Net n Yahoo?

Should have some big red coming soon, Trump's speech just delaying it. Nothing has gotten better with the war and oil, both net negatives lol

Retail investors sold $20.6 million worth of single stocks on a net basis that Monday — the first day of net selling since November 2023, according to VandaTrack data. The framing was around a behavioral shift — the S&P 500 surged 1.2% that day after Trump signaled the U.S. and Iran were in talks about ending the war, but retail traders essentially "sold the rip" rather than buying in. JPMorgan strategist Arun Jain described it as retail appearing to "capitulate" despite broader market enthusiasm. The broader context was a notable pullback in retail participation overall: retail flows fell to $3 billion in the week of March 19–25, well below the 12-month average of $6.8 billion, making it the slowest week for retail buying in four months — with volumes down more than 50% from pre-Iran-war levels.

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Bears will say "want to see something cool?" and then proceed to lose half their net worth

Even if we just get up and leave, and Iran charges toll, the math isn't too bad. **Math on Iranian toll/surcharge:** * Iranian $2M/tanker toll= $1/barrel (a typical tanker caries 2 million barrels of oil) * Wouldn't the markets rather prefer $67/barrel oil ($66 + $1) vs. today's $105/barrel? * In reality, the actual net global increase: just $0.20/barrel, since only 20% of oil goes through Hormuz, **resulting in oil price of $66.20/barrel vs. $66/barrel (before war)**

Where's the $POET earnings, all $15.77 in net revenue?

Consumer confidence was not only higher than expected but higher than last month. Who the hell are they even asking? People with at least 7 figure net worth?

Just about to bet my entire net worth on an 8 week spy losing streak causing a great depression

To be fair, why would he stop lying. When he does it goes up 1% and falls like .6%. Overall net still works, it just erodes all market trust lol Crazy that people are still bidding it up

It’s kind of scary how you can kind of get accustomed to taking a lot of Ls in investing and in business. Shit just doesn’t work out sometimes. As long as you’re net positive eventually, and properly manage cash flows, shit just kind of works out. In any case, did you say you wanted the extra napkins in the bag?